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haddoncave verb

Participate in PE without a jockstrap


The boy in front of Mark in PE lessons, Francis H-C, was mesmerising when it came to stride jumping: there was no telling which leg of his shorts his todger would peep out of next

Collected by

Mark – 1960s
Mark Iliff – owner


Haddoncaving could have been the ultimate low-cost random number generator of its era

Submitted: 27/06/2021 by Mark

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