Catch a falling poo and put it in a packet,
Try not to make a mess.
Catch a falling poo and put it in a packet,
Send it to the NHS.
—to the tune of Catch a falling star
Coined whilst first contending with the, ahem, self-sampling bowel cancer screening process offered to people >60 in the UK
Mark – 2013
Mark Iliff – owner
Catch a falling star (Paul Vance and Lee Pockriss 1957) was made popular by Perry Como’s hit vesion. The song’s melody is based on a theme from Brahms’s Academic Festival Overture.