 Iliff-King phrasebook
 Iliff-King phrasebook	I’ve broken something and it’s your fault
Phairy Phil the cleaner ran the vacuum over its own cord so vigorously and so often that the copper core was exposed for a length of ~10 cm… then got cross with us when it wouldn’t go any more
Riverbankers – 2000s
Mark, Naomi, Joy & Felix