Callback to:
The telephone upon the wall
Is useful when you want to call
Just push the buttons on the front
And hold the mouthpiece to your face
Our room in the Eurostars hotel in Brussels had very little knee-room when sitting in the bog… and some of that was taken up by a phone
Mark – 2007
Mark Iliff – owner
Sung to the tune of the hymn The people that in darkness sat (the CofE tune, not the Septic one – Dundee?)