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festive gooch noun

The period between Christmas & New Year when almost the whole of UK is on holiday

Origin

Gooch is a vulgar term for a man’s perineum, the area between anus and scrotum

Collector

Felix – 2020s
Felix Iliff – offspring of owners

Notes

1. Also known as christmas gooch
2. It’s not clear whether 2 January is the scrotum or the anus in this metaphor
3. Much preferred to the competing terms crimbolimbo & betwixtmas

Submitted: 06/01/2024 by Mark ● Last updated: 18/01/2025 23:17 by Mark

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