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wankpanzer noun

Large agricultural vehicle when chosen for use in an urban environment


From the Twitter account @Wankpanzer


Mark – 2022
Mark Iliff – owner


Relates to trucks such as those made by Land Rover, Mercedes, Audi, Volvo, BMW and others of the type often referred to as SUVs.

There was a time when Panzer was a generally understood reference to WW2 German tanks. It’s short for Panzerkampfwagen meaning Armoured fighting vehicle

November 2023:
Legends of satire Broken News have now sanctified the term in their penetrating item ’New Report Claims Men With Large Cars “Better Endowed.”’

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Submitted: 12/04/2022 by Mark ● Last updated: 13/11/2023 10:52 by Mark

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