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one-legged Santa at an arse kicking party noun

A now-retired Christmas decoration in Reading town centre

Collector

Riverbankers – 1990s
Mark, Naomi, Joy & Felix

Notes

The illuminated decoration showed a Santa figure with a sack on his back climbing a pitched roof. Someone must have had the idea that switching off the lights in each leg in turn would create the impression that St Nick was climbing the roof. But it just made him look like a one-legged man desperately kicking the scheiße out of the chimney

Submitted: 30/06/2022 by Mark

any thoughts?

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