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wo der Kaiser zu fuss geht noun

The seat of ease, lavatory, boggo or whatever you choose to call it


German for “where the King goes on foot”.


Clare – 1970s
Westerhoff (King, Claydon) – sibling of Naomi


Can be useful if all other circumlocutions for the toilet fail

Submitted: 28/09/2022 by Mark

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