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as thick as an elephant bap adjective

Not conspicuously astute


The Culture Secretary appears to be as thick as an elephant bap


Stolen from Twitter


Mark – 2022
Mark Iliff – owner


A bap is a particular variety of bread roll

Submitted: 07/11/2022 by Mark ● Last updated: 07/11/2022 00:26 by Mark

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