Never mind, let’s move on
Mark thinks he sort-of made it up, but it’s possible he heard it without realising how fruity it is (see Notes)
Mark – 2010s
Mark Iliff – owner
Eh bien (French) translates roughly as an unenthusiastic “oh good”, merde is “shit” and alors is “then”. Together, though, they’re a bit fruitier… at least Google Translate thinks so