To all appearances, throughly innocuous
A line Mark wrote for a Philip Marlow-esque character in the PW interactive videodisc traning programme Account Ability. Colleagues from the time still quote it back at him occasionally 40 years on
Mark – 1980s
Mark Iliff – owner
Probably inspired by a story from the Colwyn Bay local papers gleefully retailed by Uncle Tony in the 1960s: the Welsh Mountain Zoo received a call to say one of their penguins had escaped and was waiting at a bus stop. It proved to be a nun