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put fur/hair round it! exclamation

You seem to be having problem getting this thing in the appropriate hole - perhaps if it was more akin to a more biological insertion you would have more success.


”I can’t get this bolt through the hole”
”Put hair round it!”


Commonly used amongst the reknownedly crude (and predominantly straight male) backstage crews of Reading.


Riverbanklings – 2005
Joy and Felix; both offspring of owners

Submitted: 12/02/2024 by Joy ● Last updated: 12/02/2024 15:06 by Joy

any thoughts?

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