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1. Copper Pisspot, The n
The Golden Cross hotel & restaurant in a courtyard off Cornmarket, Oxford ● 07 Jan ’24 >
2. the pit is in exp
The fruit still contains its pip or stone ● 31 Aug ’22 >
3. all of a sudden a big black pudding came floating through the air exc
You are about to be struck during a pillow fight ● 14 Mar ’21 >
4. overdog n
Supplier that enjoys market dominance, such as Amazon or Google ● 30 Nov ’24 >
5. combine hoover n
Combine harvester ● 11 Mar ’21 >
6. pointèd stick n
Pointed stick ● 12 Mar ’21 >
7. fustercluck n
A mess resulting from several mistakes compounding each other ● 11 Mar ’21 >
8. sadlydie v
Die ● 21 Jan ’24 >
9. sherman n
Act of self-pleasure ● 27 Feb ’23 >
10. oh dear… how sad… never mind exp
I acknowledge your unhappiness, but consider it overstated ● 14 Jan ’22 >
11. His Majesty’s Lunchbox n
The retailer Majestic Wines ● 06 Jul ’21 >
12. betty swallocks n
Perspiration of the gentleman’s area ● 01 Jul ’22 >
13. eh wallah exp
And there you have it ● 21 Nov ’21 >
14. Barley-sugar Legs n
His sisters’ pet name for Dad ● 29 Jan ’22 >
15. amtriguous adj
A phrase or utterance capable of three different interpretations ● 24 Apr ’23 >
16. dance of the bogbrush fairies n
Dance of the sugar plum fairies from Tchaikovsky’s 1892 ballet The Nutcracker ● 01 Mar ’22 >
17. Goat Herders’ Guide to the Galaxy (or GHGTTG) n
The christian bible ● 05 Dec ’21 >
18. generation J n
Baby boomers, those of us who grew up with affordable housing, generous pensions and free university ● 31 Oct ’21 >
19. anti-cretinous adj
Anti-tetanus ● 26 May ’21 >
20. bum of the flightle bee exp
Flight of the bumblebee, the Rimsky-Korsakov orchestral piece ● 22 Feb ’21 >
21. chilly bin n
Portable icebox ● 20 Jan ’23 >
22. Betelgwayzay n
Betelgeuse (aka α Orionis), red supergiant and 10ᵗʰ brightest star in the sky ● 09 Mar ’22 >
23. Aunty Mark n
Uncle Mark ● 25 Mar ’21 >
24. get off and milk it! exp
I am not very impressed with your vehicle ● 17 Mar ’21 >
25. fox’s puss n
Faux pas ● 12 Mar ’21 >
26. downside up adj
Upside down ● 05 Feb ’22 >
27. alibaba n
The laundry basket at Greenmantle ● 27 May ’21 >
28. 14155 n
Iliff ● 16 Apr ’21 >
29. ambliance n
Ambulance ● 04 Mar ’22 >
30. body coddler n
Sleeveless coat, or gilet ● 20 Mar ’21 >
31. cunkspangle n
Person of small wit and smaller manners. A charmless oaf ● 18 Mar ’22 >
32. hatches, matches and despatches n
The Births, Marriages & Deaths column of a newspaper, the avid perusal of which becomes the first priority of some when it thuds on the mat ● 10 Mar ’22 >
33. Gnomey Alewife n
WordPerfect 4.2’s spellcheck suggestion for Naomi Iliff ● 31 Aug ’22 >
34. Great Aunt Pottymouth n
Naomi ● 16 May ’21 >
35. are bears Catholic? exp
Yes ● 25 Nov ’21 >
36. dere ’tis! exc
After many hours’ travel towards the seaside, there at last is the actual sea! ● 19 Mar ’21 >
37. brown katies n
Bronchitis ● 25 May ’21 >
38. dangleway n
London’s Meridian Skyway cable car system (later known as Emirates Air Line¹) that crosses the Thames near the Millennium Dome (later known as O₂ Arena). By extension, any such cable car system ● 05 Mar ’22 >
39. arsnip n
Parnsip ● 08 Mar ’22 >
40. burgalarm n
Burgler alarm ● 17 Jul ’22 >
41. chained to the oar of a magnificent galley exp
Your humble labours in pursuit of a noble objective do not go unnoticed ● 16 May ’21 >
42. I takin’ my sack and my boots exp
I’ve had enough of this ● 26 Feb ’21 >
43. a pint of water’s a pound and a quarter, except in US where it’s less exp
Counter-mnemonic to Americans’ wholly misleading “A pint’s a pound the whole world around” ● 21 Aug ’23 >
44. chutney n
Lightning ● 07 Apr ’21 >
45. a boy is a boy… exp
A callback to the proverb:
A boy is a boy
Two boys are half a boy
Three boys are no boy at all
…a commentary on the productivity of boys hired to do work, when child labour was considered acceptable ● 16 May ’21 >
46. I see said the blind man as he walked into a lampost exp
Sceptical response to the assertion “I see” ● 05 Feb ’22 >
47. a touch of the don’t-want-to-goes exp
Reluctance to go somewhere or to participate in an impending event ● 19 Mar ’21 >
48. drafty draft n
Precursor to a draft (of documents) ● 29 Jul ’21 >
49. fire eng truck n
Fire engine ● 30 Mar ’21 >
50. bumnuts n
Eggs ● 27 Feb ’22 >
51. 81 exp
Response to “night-night!” ● 19 Mar ’21 >
52. Action Town n
Acton Town ● 08 Oct ’22 >
53. flock of sparrows n
A particularly satisfying and comprehensive defecation ● 10 Jul ’22 >
54. flat out, like a lizard drinking adj
Flat out, at speed, relentlessly ● 27 Feb ’22 >
55. ahiggit ahugget exp
That person is taking self-deprecation to extremes ● 16 May ’21 >
56. you may walk down the garden to pick corn, but you must run back! exp
One of Clare’s gardening homilies based on the fact that the moment you pick corn, the sugars (yummy) start to change to carbohydrates (dull) ● 28 Jul ’24 >
57. hey little horsey, don’t you stop verse
Call back to the song:
Hey little horsey, don’t you stop,
Just let your hooves go clicketty clop.
Tail go swish, wheels go round
Giddy up we’re homeward bound. ● 08 Mar ’22 >
58. fraggleflops n
A particular kind of shoe, with very little potential as a weapon, issued to prison inmates ● 25 May ’21 >
59. boinga n
Kangaroo, especially when in motion ● 15 Nov ’22 >
60. Father Twiss-Twiss n
Saint Nicholas / Santa Claus / Père Noël / Father Christmas ● 29 Dec ’22 >
61. AFM n
Anger management ● 23 Nov ’21 >
62. have speaks v
Discuss ● 16 Apr ’21 >
63. NQOTD exp
Not quite our type, darling ● 26 Feb ’21 >
64. fly squatter n
Fly swatter ● 27 Feb ’22 >
65. All’ Barone n
The pub chain All Bar One ● 29 Dec ’22 >
66. black-coated workers n
Prunes ● 11 Aug ’21 >
67. graunty/gruncle n
Great aunty / Great uncle ● 25 Mar ’21 >
68. bet that’s cooled his biryani down a bit exp
He seems to find that drink refreshing ● 27 May ’21 >
69. aha, Rasputin, the mad monk, climbing up those Russian steppés! exc
Here is the rice pudding. All hail the rice pudding ● 04 Mar ’22 >
70. add more lightness exp
Cut out anything superfluous ● 27 Feb ’23 >
71. Golliwog railway n
The Festiniog (now Ffestiniog) Railway in N Wales ● 25 May ’21 >
72. abratadabra exc
Answer to the question “What’s the magic word?” ● 30 Mar ’21 >
73. Aunty Brute n
Naomi’s name for Aunt Dorothy ● 04 Mar ’22 >
74. charming ladies n
Naked women ● 15 Sep ’23 >
75. dunny diver n
Plumber ● 27 Feb ’22 >
76. beefa leefa n
Beef olives ● 02 Mar ’22 >
77. as thick as an elephant bap adj
Not conspicuously astute ● 07 Nov ’22 >
78. get aht t’road ye silly beggar! exc
Cease obstructing my passage! ● 27 May ’21 >
79. and the band played Believe it if you like exp
I don’t believe it ● 19 Mar ’22 >
80. a kangaroo loose in the top paddick adj
Confused. Of questionable sanity or intellect ● 27 May ’21 >
81. aber eine wurst hatte zwei ende exp
But a sausage has two ends ● 20 Jan ’23 >
82. bumbag aloo n
Bombay aloo ● 25 Mar ’21 >
83. there was a young man of Tralee verse
Callback to the limerish:
There was a young man of Tralee
Got stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked “Did it hurt?”
He said “No not a bit
Thank goodness it wasn’t a hornet” ● 27 May ’21 >
84. honker n
Goose ● 22 Feb ’21 >
85. bumpity bolliko (n) n
Collision, wreck, prang ● 03 Apr ’21 >
86. gubby n
Car sporting a GB plate when seen abroad ● 14 Mar ’21 >
87. elsan position n
An inelegant skiing posture remininscent of squatting upon a lavatory ● 17 Jul ’22 >
88. do not the gate exp
Don’t obstruct the gate ● 23 Nov ’21 >
89. B I tish n
A woman considered to be mean, overbearing or contemptible ● 19 Mar ’22 >
90. I’ve got my big eating hat on! exp
Settle down, stop this noise/disagreement/kerfuffle ● 13 Mar ’21 >
91. flutterby n
Butterfly ● 11 Mar ’21 >
92. daddy socks n
A technique of putting on a sock whereby the heel is pulled up through the leg so that the sole can be placed over the foot ● 30 Mar ’21 >
93. extinguished adj
Distinguished ● 25 Mar ’21 >
94. cast nasturtiums exp
Cast aspersions ● 02 Feb ’22 >
95. emPHAHsis on the wrong syllAHble exp
Emphasis on the wrong syllable ● 04 Mar ’22 >
96. flosh n
With qualifier: fizzy liquid.
Without qualifier: elderflosh (qv) ● 19 Mar ’21 >
97. Fabrézé n
The stench suppressant Fabreze ● 08 Mar ’22 >
98. flappyfishogram n
Echocardiogram, an ultrasound scan of the heart ● 29 Jul ’21 >
99. good girl, Daddy exp
You have my approval, Father ● 25 Mar ’21 >
100. a crow, letting exp
I am pressing lightly on your head with the fingernails of one hand, and am claiming that a crow has settled there in case you should think that I am pressing lightly on your head with the fingernails of one hand ● 12 Mar ’21 >
101. BKJ adj
Bright, keen & jolly ● 24 Feb ’21 >
102. Bildad the Shuhite n
The shortest man in the christian bible ● 18 Apr ’22 >
103. all the way round sir? exp
Literally “shall I serve you everything?” Can be used to imply a hint of gluttony ● 06 Nov ’21 >
104. Cornish nasty n
1) A poorly made Cornish pasty.
2) A Cornish pasty
…depending on your point of view ● 23 Mar ’21 >
105. Yizanastikov the Russian exp
He has a nasty cough ● 30 Jan ’22 >
106. bumhug n
Humbug (the hard minty sweet) ● 24 Mar ’21 >
107. bastardsphere n
The inglorious company of spammers, hackers & phishers ● 13 May ’22 >
108. collapsize v
Capsize ● 04 Mar ’22 >
109. for Ron adj
For later on ● 19 Aug ’21 >
110. Fiddlywaxeye n
Imaginary third person when sharing something out between two people – the person counting out ends up with ⅔ and their good-natured companion with ⅓ ● 11 Mar ’21 >
111. boil the billy v
Make tea ● 07 Nov ’22 >
112. empty sugar bags exp
What couples actually say when they whisper sweet nothings ● 27 May ’21 >
113. coffinated adj
Sold in a sealed punnet (of food) ● 27 Jul ’21 >
114. he’s got that round his neck exp
He has deeply misunderstood and/or perpetrated a severe logical or factual tangle ● 01 Mar ’22 >
115. dusty end n
The part of a violin’s fingerboard closer to the bridge than to the nut, where non-classical players rarely venture ● 04 Sep ’21 >
116. alec tricity n
Electricity ● 25 May ’21 >
117. de petits pois n
Two small pears… if your French is as bad as Mark’s was ● 10 Apr ’21 >
118. bloody great balloons exp
Callback to the desperate cry of a vendor of oversized balloons outside Madame Tussauds on a chilly spring day: “Balloons! Balloons! Bloody great balloons!” ● 18 Apr ’22 >
119. birdy num-num n
Bird seed ● 11 Jan ’22 >
120. another saucer of milk? exp
Goodness me, that was a catty [mean, spiteful] comment! ● 07 Nov ’21 >
121. do you want me to write a letter? exp
Mum’s response to an offspring complaining about unfairness or strife at school, and later at work ● 07 Nov ’21 >
122. Columbo bladder n
The condition, familiar to some older gentlemen, that causes the bladder to suggest one last squirt after the micturiter has shut up shop, washed hands and headed for the door ● 25 May ’21 >
123. don fly! exc
Be gone, flying insect! ● 21 Mar ’21 >
124. cuddly tick bird n
Hand-crafted birthday present for Naomi comprising a long white-bodied, yellow beaked, soft and cuddle-able tick bird, with appallingly prickly feet fashioned out of wire covered in sticky black insulating tape ● 01 Mar ’22 >
125. ah-ahs n
Poo ● 19 Mar ’21 >
126. EBI adj
Even better if… ● 03 Mar ’22 >
127. glass cherries n
Glacé cherries ● 27 Feb ’22 >
128. bathroom thought n
A thought, had while using the facilities that exits your mind as you exit the smallest room ● 12 Mar ’21 >
129. do I have to eat the beak? exp
(No real meaning – just a bonding cry) ● 06 Nov ’21 >
130. big crisp n
Poppadom ● 09 Mar ’22 >
131. Depeche Mode n
The retailer Decathlon ● 06 Jul ’21 >
132. hiding behind the door when the brains were handed out adj
Not notably astute ● 06 Jul ’21 >
133. Cla’am n
Gentrified pronunciation of the London district Clapham ● 25 May ’21 >
134. a chill wind in the Trossachs exp
The sensation of wearing a kilt on a cold day ● 10 Mar ’22 >
135. brunty adj
Brunette ● 30 Mar ’21 >
136. East Ham adj
Mad ● 21 Mar ’22 >
137. code yellow exp
A pee, or going for a pee, or in need of a pee ● 25 May ’21 >
138. appalAchian contrOllay adj
Of French wines, appellation d’origine contrôlée… basically, not plonk ● 12 Jul ’22 >
139. deg v
Water ● 29 Dec ’22 >
140. elephants and teaspoons exp
Callback to the motivational phrase “How do you eat an elephant with a teaspoon? One spoonful at a time” ● 17 Jul ’22 >
141. hankerchoof n
Handkerchief ● 03 Feb ’22 >
142. good moaning exp
Good morning ● 25 May ’21 >
143. gorillas n
The key of G major ● 02 Mar ’22 >
144. fast thinking walk n
A solo walk ● 12 Jul ’22 >
145. a peach of a boat exp
A very desirable boat ● 05 Mar ’21 >
146. Belgian pish n
The beer-adjacent substance sold under the name Stella Artois ● 19 Jul ’22 >
147. Biggles flies undone exp
1. (Meaningless interjection at any allusion to the fictional character James Bigglesworth, or to any other similarly improbably ept aviator)
2. Your flies are undone ● 26 May ’21 >
148. flippin’ ug adj
Unprepossessing ● 11 Jan ’22 >
149. ancestor tea n
The weak tea resulting from topping a pot up with hot water a second or subsequent time ● 26 May ’21 >
150. do a Thomas v
Race out to the loo in the middle of a meal to make room for more food ● 08 Mar ’22 >
151. blind mullet n
Seaborne bolus ● 30 Mar ’21 >
152. bearded mushrooms n
Breaded mushrooms ● 27 Jul ’21 >
153. Bob Cox n
The physicist Brian Cox ● 17 Sep ’21 >
154. bug rake n
Hair comb ● 16 Mar ’21 >
155. bat tsch-tsch n
Bathroom cleaner ● 17 Mar ’21 >
156. a light to lighten the genitals exp
Graffito seen in the gentlemen’s convenience of The Perch inn, Oxford, written beneath the single dim lamp on the wall above the urinals ● 06 Jul ’21 >
157. ashpan n
Panache ● 07 Nov ’22 >
158. Déjà Vu n
Citroën Deux Chevaux (2CV) ● 13 Mar ’21 >
159. bumpity-bolliko (adj) adj
Uneven or bumpy (of a road) ● 07 Apr ’21 >
160. delusions of adequacy n
The mindset of someone attempting to outperform their competence ● 05 Feb ’22 >
161. don’t bandy legs with me exp
Don’t quibble ● 06 Mar ’22 >
162. are we gentry or do we stack? exp
In practice it seemed to mean “I’m clearing the table now” between the courses of a meal, though none of us made much sense of it at the time ● 05 Jul ’22 >
163. I want to watch me daddy pee exp
(What it says) ● 15 Mar ’21 >
164. come to the cookhouse door, boys! verse
The meal is ready ● 27 May ’21 >
165. donkeys n
The key of D major ● 02 Mar ’22 >
166. forgetty bowl of naise n
Spaghetti bolognaise ● 29 Mar ’21 >
167. fin de saison adj
Unwelcoming, with many facilities closed ● 13 May ’22 >
168. E-Type punt n
Camping punt ● 03 Mar ’22 >
169. Draconia n
Fabled land of uncompromising law and order ● 28 Feb ’23 >
170. chilli gone barmy n
Chilli con carne ● 27 Jul ’21 >
171. BO-er n
Deodorant ● 27 Jul ’21 >
172. contribute! exc
Your participation in the conversation must increase ● 10 Feb ’22 >
173. goodndit n
One of the good guys in a story ● 29 Jul ’21 >
174. Basingrad n
Basingstoke, a town in Hampshire ● 23 Apr ’21 >
175. a day late and a dollar short adj
Applies to work that is both late and substandard ● 09 Mar ’22 >
176. American seat n
A merry conceit ● 27 Feb ’21 >
177. dots n
A musical score ● 10 Mar ’22 >
178. bog n
Dog ● 12 Mar ’21 >
179. disgusterous adj
Disgusting ● 21 Mar ’21 >
180. goggrybaggies adj
Mouldy, off, rotten (of food) ● 30 Jun ’22 >
181. up to a point, Lord Copper exp
No ● 27 Jun ’21 >
182. boom and scrunch n
The parlour game zoom and screech ● 22 Mar ’21 >
183. bonbon ching gum caramel! exp
(No real meaning – just a bonding cry) ● 06 Nov ’21 >
184. that’s the badger! exc
Ah, *that* is the object/technique/problem/solution we were looking for ● 26 May ’21 >
185. doit v
Lose mental acuity (in the demotic: go ga-ga) ● 27 Feb ’23 >
186. Brandywine Thistlebottom n
The actor Benedict Cumberbatch ● 24 Jan ’23 >
187. baby abluga n
Baby beluga ● 04 Sep ’21 >
188. Gusto n
A mystery friend ● 19 Aug ’21 >
189. Ben Yehuda n
Pa’s nickname for Benno ● 09 Mar ’22 >
190. Coorg’s n
The American beer Coor’s ● 25 May ’21 >
191. ecilop n
Police ● 01 Mar ’22 >
192. der dee twiddly, dee twiddly, dee botty-cracks exp
We have reached the end of this book/film/TV series ● 12 Mar ’21 >
193. go commando v
Perform a piece of music without referring to the score ● 18 Apr ’22 >
194. beef cut n
Crew cut ● 30 Mar ’22 >
195. clever people like me who talk loudly in restaurants exp
Expression of disapproval of people who talk loudly in restaurants ● 11 Aug ’21 >
196. it’s only me Naymee! exp
I am exercising my self-conferred right to enter your house without an invitation ● 27 Feb ’21 >
197. Bob’s your parent’s sibling exp
It’s as easy as that ● 11 Feb ’22 >
198. bezz pawk adj
Bespoke ● 12 May ’21 >
199. accident n
An impulse purchase ● 02 Jan ’22 >
200. cunsternoon afterble exp
Good afternoon, constable ● 04 Sep ’21 >
201. curtains generation n
Those who grew up when mental illness was shameful and the only treatment was “pull yourself together” ● 31 Oct ’21 >
202. Australian naming n
The practice of assigning proper names that are unduly literal, such as Great Barrier Reef, Northern Territory, Snowy Mountains, Great Sandy Desert, Mitchell Multilevel Falls, Great Dividing Range etc ● 19 Aug ’21 >
203. biddle biddle exp
The ringing sound of a GPO Trimphone, the trendy alternative to the standard issue phone in the 1970s ● 06 Sep ’21 >
204. dumsey-whumnuts adj
Rough, uneven, pitted (of roads) ● 24 Feb ’21 >
205. when you get to the final, you win exp
When you make it to the final of a competition, you expect to win ● 18 Apr ’22 >
206. flappy plate n
Flour tortilla ● 20 Mar ’21 >
207. Fairy Nuff exp
Fair enough. I acknowledge the validity of your position. I concede the point ● 06 Mar ’22 >
208. how awdinawy! exc
Depressingly dull. Disappointingly ordinary ● 11 Mar ’21 >
209. fizzy knitting n
Overhead powerlines, particularly those for trolleybuses & trams ● 13 Mar ’23 >
210. fundo-cubital dislocia n
The condition of being unable to distinguish between one’s arse and one’s elbow, of being clueless ● 25 May ’21 >
211. crunchy plate n
Poppadom ● 05 Feb ’22 >
212. da hoover’s broke exp
I’ve broken something and it’s your fault ● 12 Feb ’22 >
213. blop n
Like blob, but ploppier ● 13 Apr ’21 >
214. wankpanzer n
Large agricultural vehicle when chosen for use in an urban environment ● 12 Apr ’22 >
215. amontiddly-doh n
Amontillado, a variety of sherry ● 20 Jun ’23 >
216. here’s a tanner each to go away exp
Mental reaction to carol singers knocking the door. Can be literal or ironic. Would not actually be voiced ● 11 Aug ’21 >
217. babu peechi lal n
Self-important person ● 08 Oct ’22 >
218. Douglas Badger n
The WW2 fighter ace and hero Douglas Bader ● 17 Jul ’22 >
219. give every flying moment something to remember it by exp
Response to “I’m bored” ● 10 Feb ’22 >
220. One I love, Two I love, Three I love, I say verse
Callback to:
One I love
Two I love
Three I love, I say.
Four I love with all my heart
Five I cast away.
Six he loves
Seven she loves
Eight they both love.
Nine he comes,
Ten he tarries,
Eleven they court,
Twelve they marry.
Thirteen they quarrel
Fourteen they part
Fifteen one dies of a broken heart ● 04 Mar ’22 >
221. bogpaper music n
Homogenised soulless featureless maundering lift music – tear off amount required ● 19 Mar ’21 >
222. crop dusting v
Letting a fart whilst in motion, particularly indoors ● 27 Feb ’22 >
223. grabled exnaplation n
Garbled explanation… but garbled ● 14 Mar ’21 >
224. crank tea n
Herbal infusion ● 20 Apr ’21 >
225. bidet n
Rear wash-wipe mechanism (of a vehicle) ● 05 Jul ’22 >
226. autocucumber n
The autocorrect function common on smartphones ● 24 Apr ’23 >
227. bogflosher n
Drain unblocker ● 25 May ’21 >
228. gash adj
Broken.
Can also, in the same general sense, be a noun meaning rubbish ● 07 Nov ’21 >
229. clickage n
Groceries purchased via a click-and-collect arrangement ● 07 Feb ’22 >
230. clootie n
Left-handed person ● 05 Mar ’21 >
231. effluent n
Elephant ● 05 Feb ’22 >
232. flaptop n
Laptop computer ● 29 Dec ’22 >
233. crack the sads v
To become upset or unhappy, or throw a tantrum ● 12 Jul ’22 >
234. fissle v
Surreptitously investigate wrapped presents before breakfast on Christmas morning ● 29 Dec ’22 >
235. foul infidel! Know you have trod on the toe of Abdul Abulbul Amir! verse
You have trodden on my foot ● 09 Mar ’22 >
236. goosegog n
Gooseberry ● 28 Jan ’22 >
237. eh bien, merde alors exp
Never mind, let’s move on ● 15 Nov ’22 >
238. Beezlebub n
Mispronunciation of Beelzebub ● 28 Feb ’21 >
239. FHB exp
Family Hold Back, a reminder at parties to let guests have a good crack at the nosh before piling in ● 21 Nov ’21 >
240. bum in the air adj
Hard at work ● 27 Feb ’22 >
241. Grindelchomps n
The historian, TV presenter and daughter of Reading Lucy Worsley ● 10 Jul ’22 >
242. haddoncave v
Participate in PE without a jockstrap ● 27 Jun ’21 >
243. castrated adj
Decaffeinated (of coffee or tea) ● 20 Mar ’21 >
244. flaming brandinis n
Game that involves pouring flaming brandy over a bowl of raisins and eating them while they’re still burning ● 04 May ’22 >
245. canned elephant’s prick n
Tinned meat (eg Spam) ● 27 Feb ’23 >
246. buttons on a wall exp
Response to “so what?” ● 18 Apr ’22 >
247. chocolate board n
The rear boarding platform of a bus, specifically of the AEC Regent Three ● 21 Nov ’21 >
248. shut up and give your arse a chance exp
You appear to be talking nonsense ● 17 Mar ’21 >
249. bouncealine n
Trampoline ● 30 Mar ’21 >
250. dead, and never called me mother exp
General purpose acknowledgement of a tragic circumstance ● 25 May ’21 >
251. diddle diddle dumpling, mice and John verse
Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
…the nursery rhyme ● 26 May ’21 >
252. dudu n
Insect or bug ● 21 Mar ’21 >
253. flappy meats n
Cooked meats, charcuterie, cold cuts ● 04 Mar ’22 >
254. rabbit of negative euphoria n
One who is unhappy ● 17 Mar ’21 >
255. god rest you jerry mentlemen verse
Mischievous variation on “God rest you merry, gentlemen” from the carol of the same name ● 11 Feb ’22 >
256. breathe in, it’s good for you exp
Please cease complaining about this stinky farmyard ● 26 Feb ’21 >
257. cowp v
Capsize ● 01 Jul ’22 >
258. ’twill fit!! exc
Despite signs to the contrary, this jigsaw piece WILL fit! ● 08 Mar ’22 >
259. and hadn’t we the gaeity at Phil the fluter’s ball verse
A line that Dad would sing at the most unexpected of times ● 19 Mar ’22 >
260. sniggle v
Like snigger, but with less implied criticism ● 05 Jul ’21 >
261. flea rake n
Hair comb ● 28 Feb ’22 >
262. dry as a Nullarbor rabbit adj
Thirsty ● 27 Feb ’22 >
263. envelote n
Envelope ● 30 Mar ’21 >
264. epoophany n
A paradigm-shifting thought, reached while sitting upon the throne ● 12 Mar ’21 >
265. desecrated coconut n
Dessicated coconut ● 29 Jul ’21 >
266. fiat lux, a remark attributed to God exp
Let there be light ● 12 Mar ’21 >
267. testiculate v
Employ expansive gestures whilst talking bollocks ● 11 Aug ’21 >
268. ars bin n
Wing bean ● 08 Mar ’22 >
269. conkerbox n
A small, noisy car that rattles and shakes ● 31 Aug ’22 >
270. I only dropped them once exp
I only destroyed { the item in question } once ● 27 Jul ’21 >
271. beep conveyor n
One of those vehicles used in airports and hospitals for conveying loud, unsettling beeps around the place ● 24 Jan ’23 >
272. lie like a flatfish v
Tell extreme lies ● 02 Mar ’21 >
273. hoggry tiglets! exc
My, what a satisfying ending! ● 14 Mar ’21 >
274. any more laid back, his bum would fall off exp
Extremely relaxed, perhaps reprehensibly so ● 26 May ’21 >
275. misery bite n
Comfort food when unwell ● 18 Apr ’22 >
276. the camels are coming hurrah, hurrah! verse
Pa’s jingle, delivered in an Anglo-Indian lilt, to go with jiggling a small child on his knee ● 05 Mar ’22 >
277. didn’t want it ANYway! exp
Said when irreversibly deprived of something, particularly if through one’s own actions ● 01 Mar ’22 >
278. bumbalo bag n
Bumbag (US: fannypack) ● 15 Nov ’22 >
279. can’t get his tongue round his Rs adj
Has difficulty saying the letter R ● 31 Oct ’21 >
280. while you’re on your feet… exp
By standing up you have made yourself liable for any tasks that I want doing (such as bringing us all a cup of tea) ● 19 Mar ’22 >
281. hand in one’s badge and gun v
Resign ● 30 Jun ’22 >
282. hodududuh n
Hand-powered carpet sweeper ● 04 Sep ’21 >
283. encambula n
Ambulance ● 30 Mar ’21 >
284. Higwi Kombi n
High Wycombe ● 20 Apr ’21 >
285. cockpit ape n
One who drives with an arm resting along the door, in the manner of Clarkson J and Johnson B ● 28 Jul ’21 >
286. what a day dad had! exc
Father has suffered some setbacks today ● 10 Jul ’22 >
287. old bagaloon n
Humourless older woman ● 06 Mar ’21 >
288. Mr Bump exp
An iterative navigation technique that eschews maps, plans and electronic devices and instead proceeds in the hope that each failed attempt will at least bring the traveller a little nearer to the destination. Characterised by scenic routes & late arrivals ● 01 Mar ’22 >
289. how’s your belly off for spots? exp
How are you ● 21 Mar ’21 >
290. zizzer-zoof seeds n
Features, especially in software, “which nobody wants, because nobody needs” ● 03 Mar ’21 >
291. get off home with you! exc
Your round of golf is spoiling the view from my window ● 08 Mar ’21 >
292. furphy n
A tall tale. An erroneous or improbable story that is claimed to be factual ● 12 Jul ’22 >
293. elderflosh n
Elderflower cordial ● 19 Mar ’21 >
294. that man did smack me with a needle! exc
Toddler Mark’s blubbing reaction to an inoculation which he had not expected ● 16 Apr ’21 >
295. gee what great looking kids – are they adopted? exp
Intended meaning: Your kids are a lot blonder than you two ● 30 Mar ’21 >
296. go swimming with the children v
Defecate ● 18 Apr ’22 >
297. sloppies n
Loose-fitting clothing worn inside the home. Daylight PJs ● 10 Feb ’22 >
298. ky-oo Daddy! exc
On second thoughts, Father, I should like to take up your offer to carry me ● 03 Mar ’21 >
299. assumptions make an ass of ump and tions exp
Avoid making assumptions ● 25 May ’21 >
300. grouse adj
Very good ● 25 May ’21 >
301. 1-2-3 wash yourself, ducky! exc
I am throwing a handful of wet sand at you ● 09 Mar ’21 >
302. fluff v
To break wind ● 24 Jan ’23 >
303. earbash n
A verbal harangue ● 07 Nov ’22 >
304. run around to get wet adj
Having a low rate of flow (of a bathroom shower) ● 01 Jul ’22 >
305. paucey adj
Limp, pale or unprepossessing ● 21 Mar ’21 >
306. oomagoolie n
Umami, the one of the five basic tastes that didn’t have an English word (so we took the Japanese one) ● 21 Nov ’21 >
307. may your wheels turn square and your petrol turn to water! exc
A curse directed at disobliging drivers ● 20 Jan ’23 >
308. cock a deaf ’un v
Cock a deaf ear; ignore the thing a person has said ● 12 Jul ’22 >
309. sickly cake n
An individual cake of the indulgent type, such as served for afternoon tea at the right sort of hotel ● 11 Mar ’21 >
310. haus sik n
Hospital ● 02 Mar ’22 >
311. chill on the kidneys n
A gloriously specific non-specific ailment you are sure to contract should you go outside between October and April [UK] with your shirt untucked from your waistband ● 29 Oct ’23 >
312. dial, face, mug, pan or mat n
Face ● 07 Nov ’22 >
313. percussive maintenance n
Trying to fix a thing by hitting it ● 01 Jul ’22 >
314. fall over blackwards exp
Positive discrimination taken to extremes ● 16 May ’21 >
315. surface filing n
A system of filing that involves leaving everything on the desktop, ie no system at all ● 28 Feb ’22 >
316. hot will grow cold, if greedy will wait exp
If you had patience then your mouth would not be burning right now ● 12 Mar ’21 >
317. swooshbox n
Dishwasher ● 25 May ’21 >
318. obstacular adj
In the nature or manner of an obstacle ● 12 Mar ’21 >
319. wut‽ exc
Like what‽, but whattier ● 16 Apr ’21 >
320. floor sweepings n
The type of bread so full of roughage that it barely hangs together, and is often understatedly sold as “multigrain” ● 10 Jul ’22 >
321. soft poop n
Soft scoop ice cream, noted more for its malleability than its delectability ● 10 Jul ’22 >
322. piece of chelief n
Chief of police ● 28 Feb ’22 >
323. blick auf exp
Wake up! ● 28 Feb ’21 >
324. Marcus Aurelius n
Dad’s pet name for Mark ● 05 Dec ’21 >
325. samting, nating exp
Not worth worrying about (or remembering or noticing) ● 28 Feb ’22 >
326. aleebee n
Alibi ● 21 Aug ’23 >
327. dudu maki n
Insect repellent ● 04 Mar ’22 >
328. short arms, deep pockets adj
Mean, stingy ● 08 Mar ’21 >
329. snortelly snips n
Sleep, especially in anticipation ● 17 Mar ’21 >
330. wadundudundu n
Sleeping policeman (speed bump) intended as a traffic-calming measure ● 21 Mar ’21 >
331. fartidoodalus n
One who messes around, or exhibits lack of focus and determination ● 27 Jul ’21 >
332. shrapnel n
Small change, especially foreign coins that would be worthless on returning home ● 28 Feb ’22 >
333. I’ll have the other half now exp
Perhaps I could be persuaded to a little more beer ● 19 Mar ’21 >
334. defillibrator n
Defibrillator ● 01 Jul ’22 >
335. the job’s a good ’un exp
We have achieved our objective ● 12 Feb ’22 >
336. noxious weed n
Non-native species of plant ● 11 Mar ’21 >
337. ladies of negotiable affection n
Female sex workers ● 07 Feb ’22 >
338. winnebago n
A Milwaukee brand tape measure ● 30 Mar ’22 >
339. punctuality is a politeness of kings exp
Don’t be late ● 11 Aug ’21 >
340. le grand fromage lui-même exp
The big cheese himself ● 19 Jul ’21 >
341. peelywally baggie n
Part-baked baguette ● 09 Mar ’21 >
342. tight as a crab’s arse under water adj
Unduly economy-minded ● 08 Mar ’21 >
343. pump n
Nonsense ● 24 Mar ’21 >
344. little teapots have big spouts exp
Let us continue this discussion later, when the children aren’t listening ● 26 Feb ’21 >
345. it’s only a trifle said the monkey exp
Callback to:
”It’s only a trifle!” said the monkey as it peed onto the sponge fingers
…an expression of disdain for the gallimaufric pudding or dessert known as a trifle ● 26 Dec ’21 >
346. salad pie n
Quiche ● 13 Apr ’21 >
347. niggs n
Eggs ● 30 Mar ’21 >
348. WOMBAT n
Waste of money, brains and time ● 05 Mar ’21 >
349. Turd & Cabbage n
Slug & Lettuce, the restaurant chain ● 27 Jun ’21 >
350. cleveh adj
Clever in a rather smug sort of way ● 15 Mar ’23 >
351. lah-pom n
Lavatory ● 09 Mar ’21 >
352. ready-ready adj
Ready, this moment, to do the next thing (as opposed to starting to think about bringing the previous activity to a close… at some point… probably, which is some people’s idea of “ready”) ● 09 Aug ’21 >
353. elephant paper n
Kitchen roll ● 03 Mar ’21 >
354. Horrible Life n
Herbal Life (now Herbalife), the brand of shampoo & other toiletries ● 12 May ’21 >
355. hoof-hearted exp
Has the form of an adjective, but is just a surreptitious way of calling out someone else’s flatulence ● 31 Oct ’21 >
356. there we are then! exc
What a silly person! ● 27 Jun ’21 >
357. said Aunt Helga exp
response to anyone saying “tis” (or “it is” without sufficient care) ● 12 Mar ’21 >
358. catch a falling poo verse
Catch a falling poo and put it in a packet,
Try not to make a mess.
Catch a falling poo and put it in a packet,
Send it to the NHS.
—to the tune of Catch a falling star ● 20 Jun ’23 >
359. Boom-holé n
Fictional planet ● 27 Jul ’21 >
360. square measles n
A QR code, one of those 2-D barcode things like… like… well, like square measles ● 28 Sep ’22 >
361. susu n
Breast; breast milk. ● 01 Mar ’22 >
362. takes the skin off your teeth exp
An effect of eating rhubarb ● 09 Mar ’22 >
363. bim n
Bowel movement ● 28 Feb ’21 >
364. Lethal Festival n
The Leith Hill Musical Festival ● 27 May ’21 >
365. in the nothings adj
Naked ● 19 Mar ’22 >
366. bagaloons n
Capacious knickers ● 27 Feb ’21 >
367. rectal floss n
The type of swimming attire that disappears up the wearer’s bum crack (intentionally) ● 23 Apr ’21 >
368. charge like a wounded bull v
Charge exorbitantly ● 02 Mar ’21 >
369. queece n
Breast meat (aka white meat) of a roast fowl ● 16 Nov ’22 >
370. forn prongs n
Travel adapters for electrical plugs ● 04 Mar ’21 >
371. I’ll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion verse
I shall have my revenge, in a sort of easy-going way ● 27 Jan ’22 >
372. puffin break n
When climbing, a puffing break with a pretext ● 04 Mar ’21 >
373. vollay! exc
I am about to hit you ● 01 Jul ’22 >
374. stuck in me clack exp
Lodged in my throat ● 01 Mar ’22 >
375. everybody’s got to be somewhere exp
Response to “What are you doing here?” ● 30 Jul ’23 >
376. fart young smeller n
Smart young feller ● 05 Mar ’21 >
377. white horse n
A perfect guest ● 21 Mar ’22 >
378. my back, my belly and my two sides exp
Response to person complaining they feel unwell ● 12 May ’21 >
379. I’m as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth exp
Answer to the question “How old are you?” ● 29 Jan ’22 >
380. St Reatham n
Gentrified pronunciation of the London district Streatham ● 25 May ’21 >
381. op n
Any edible liquid/paste/stew ● 09 Mar ’21 >
382. Page Nine n
The Italian violinist & composer Niccolò Paganini ● 14 Jan ’22 >
383. hogwashing hat n
Impromptu sun hat made by drawing up a t-shirt until the neck band sits round the forehead and the remainder covers the neck ● 03 Mar ’21 >
384. omzetbelasting exc
Imprecation that sounds ruder than it is ● 27 Jul ’21 >
385. susu bilong bulmacow n
Cows’ milk ● 01 Mar ’22 >
386. flatusphere n
The hazard zone of a flatus ● 06 Mar ’21 >
387. bong n
Person defined by their location, role or relationship ● 28 Feb ’21 >
388. big clock n
Thing to be coveted ● 28 Feb ’21 >
389. Grey Funnel Line n
The navy ● 26 Jun ’23 >
390. muchos cocineros chica/chico! exc
My goodness, what a lot of people there are in the kitchen! ● 04 Sep ’21 >
391. wi’ oor knickers hangin’ doon exp
Obligatory rejoinder to “we’re off tae toon” (or “we’re off to town”, as the case may be) ● 24 Mar ’21 >
392. what about a water bottle Wattle? exp
The sound of a fart while bathing ● 24 Jan ’23 >
393. some people really work at being miserable exp
Gosh, s/he doesn’t look for the silver lining! ● 06 Jul ’21 >
394. there’s a ghost, there’s a ghost, throw a flannel at its face! exc
I see you have a flannel on your face. I am about to throw another at you. The flannel already on your face will make this a shocking experience ● 12 Mar ’21 >
395. Milly-Molly-Mandy house n
A stereotypical house, absolutely symmetrical with one window each side of the porch, three matching windows on the first floor (2ⁿᵈ if you’re American) & the pitch of the roof matching the pitch of the porch ● 27 Jun ’21 >
396. hyper-bowl n
Hyperbole ● 17 Mar ’21 >
397. slimy ming fruit n
Avocado ● 28 Feb ’21 >
398. basking hickory stick n
Lavatory bowl floater ● 28 Feb ’21 >
399. I want gets nothing exp
Don’t ask for things ● 11 Aug ’21 >
400. I was a fool to think the old Percy was dead exp
I find myself amorously inclined ● 06 Sep ’21 >
401. our friend who travels on his belly n
Snake ● 04 Mar ’22 >
402. pingams n
Belly button ● 03 Mar ’21 >
403. it has a better chance now exp
The mistake that prevented a thing from working has now been rectified ● 05 Dec ’21 >
404. village aunty n
Vigilante ● 19 Aug ’21 >
405. if you get there first, draw a chalk line; if I get there first, I’ll rub it out exp
(Laudable nonsense) ● 11 Mar ’21 >
406. North Pole, duty penguin exp
Mischievous or stroppy phrase for answering a ringing phone ● 21 Nov ’21 >
407. I remember being in Scotland verse
A callback to the song fragment:
I remember being in Scotland
Shooting peas up a nanny goat’s bottom
…to the tune of Men of Harlech ● 25 May ’21 >
408. no use to man or dog exp
Useless ● 14 Mar ’21 >
409. there’s no show without Punch exp
Jobs don’t get done when the person who normally does them is away ● 21 Mar ’21 >
410. hypodemic nerdle n
Hypodermic needle ● 05 Mar ’21 >
411. pick up fag-ends v
Pay attention to snippets of others’ conversation, perhaps without the full context, often with a view to joining in. Or butting in, if you will ● 07 Nov ’21 >
412. wellcome home exp
Welcome home ● 16 Mar ’21 >
413. warning-warning exp
Everything is fine ● 05 Feb ’22 >
414. vacs up nice adj
Responds well to treatment with a vacuum cleaner ● 08 Mar ’21 >
415. oh Lucky Jim! exc
Well that’s not good ● 05 Jul ’22 >
416. poffle n
Pop filter for a microphone ● 24 Mar ’21 >
417. hold back my sleeve while I put my finger to my forehead exp
I am trying to bring a forgotten thing to mind ● 04 Mar ’22 >
418. Iliff Point n
The remotest part of a beach, where we would go to be away from everyone else (even though it meant lugging everything miles from the car) ● 03 Mar ’21 >
419. when a man is tired of Bracknell… exp
Callback to:
When a man is tired of Bracknell he has been there 20 mins ● 10 Mar ’22 >
420. osh n
Generic term for sauces, soufflés, jellies, dips, pastes, pickles and other comestibles of a similar consistency ● 04 Mar ’21 >
421. warned in a dream exp
Take a different route ● 06 Sep ’21 >
422. if you’re up that way with your teeth exp
If you will be going anyway ● 09 Mar ’21 >
423. lumps n
Mumps ● 21 Mar ’21 >
424. pince mie n
Mince pie, the Christmas comestible ● 18 Mar ’22 >
425. cover it over quick, Jemima! verse
You are displaying a little more flesh than you might wish ● 08 Mar ’21 >
426. home again, home again, jiggedy jog verse
We are finally home! Pa would chant it upon arriving home after an outing with Mr Bump ● 12 Mar ’21 >
427. longhetti n
Spaghetti (see Notes) ● 08 Mar ’21 >
428. wee board n
The pastry base of a tart ● 03 Mar ’21 >
429. you’ve all done very well exp
You’ve all done very well ● 19 Mar ’23 >
430. jam sandwich n
Police car ● 13 Apr ’21 >
431. bobaligoo n
Boat fender ● 28 Feb ’21 >
432. who’s going round the roundabout? verse
(Rhetorical) ● 19 Mar ’21 >
433. snotty gobbles (or snot block) n
Vanilla slices ● 04 Mar ’22 >
434. smells like coffee, looks like cocoa n
WW1 army tea ● 14 Mar ’21 >
435. be told! exc
Don’t argue! ● 28 Feb ’21 >
436. PhD point n
A subtlety in a creative work so obscure that it will pass unnoticed, unless it becomes the subject of a PhD one day ● 13 Mar ’21 >
437. if I wasn’t a gunner I wouldn’t be here exp
Timing phrase used by the gunner during a gun salute to ensure the bangs are evenly spaced ● 30 Jun ’22 >
438. Ministry of Tidy Folk n
[1] When composers in the classical tradition adopt folk music fatally by stabbing it through the soul with a baton.
[2] People who believe that the version of a folk tune they know is the one true and only version, in flagrant denial of the folk process ● 05 Dec ’21 >
439. shenzi adj
Below standard, no good ● 02 Mar ’22 >
440. Mount Ararat n
Mount Alvernia hospital, Guildford, which is a long climb from the bus stop on the Epsom road ● 27 May ’21 >
441. tentacles n
Testicles ● 28 Jan ’22 >
442. humididity n
Humidity ● 13 Mar ’21 >
443. listen to the silence! exc
Isn’t it quiet? ● 19 Mar ’21 >
444. so you do that exp
Response to an inaudible PA announcement ● 08 Mar ’21 >
445. whackers n
Lies ● 02 Mar ’21 >
446. orpathedic adj
Orthopaedic ● 29 Jul ’21 >
447. spacemen drop-off n
Specimen drop-off ● 27 Mar ’21 >
448. stumps (or call stumps) exp
Declare the end of play – call a halt to an undertaking with no defined end, or simply decide it’s bedtime ● 13 Mar ’21 >
449. Harwich for the Continent, {Frinton} for the incontinent exp
Old folk joke from the time when “Harwich for the Continent” would be generally recognised ● 18 Aug ’23 >
450. idées au dessus de son gare exp
Ideas above his station, a classic put-down of those trying to advance themselves by those who consider themselves superior ● 04 Feb ’22 >
451. sun, sea, sand and, er…, palms exp
Manual self-stimulation ● 28 Jul ’21 >
452. Joe Blake n
Snake ● 04 Mar ’22 >
453. my wife’s wedding anniversary exp
Hallmark of an unromantic husband ● 06 Sep ’21 >
454. yellow is mellow, but if it’s brown flush it down exp
Flush poo but not pee ● 08 Mar ’21 >
455. little birdie flying high verse
A callback to this ditty:
Little birdie flying high
Drops a present from the sky
Angry farmer wipes his eye
Thanking god that cows don’t fly ● 12 May ’21 >
456. POETS day n
Piss off early, tomorrow’s Saturday (or, for sensitive ears, Push off…) ● 27 May ’21 >
457. do it self! exc
I firmly decline your offer of help ● 04 Mar ’21 >
458. that’s small onions exp
That is the end. We have done all that we are here to do ● 11 Feb ’22 >
459. homeopathic vodka n
Water ● 27 Jun ’21 >
460. case case case exp
In any case ● 02 Mar ’21 >
461. the chop n
A vasectomy ● 10 Feb ’22 >
462. who’s “she” – the cat’s mother? exc
Refer to women by their names, not pronouns! ● 03 Apr ’21 >
463. donkey manure exp
An utterance of deniable disrespect for Afrikaaners ● 06 Sep ’23 >
464. hollow legs adj
One capable of eating large amounts of food while remaining slender ● 05 Feb ’22 >
465. unmatched pointer n
A loose end; an unresolved issue ● 18 Mar ’22 >
466. pune or play on words n
Pun or wordplay ● 21 Mar ’21 >
467. oatygoats n
Goats ● 07 Apr ’21 >
468. propelleper n
Propeller ● 08 Jan ’22 >
469. I don’t boil my cabbages twice exp
I decline to repeat the words to which you failed to give proper attention ● 04 Mar ’21 >
470. you are my sunshine, my only sunshine verse
The song:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you!
Please don’t take my sunshine away! ● 04 Mar ’22 >
471. Saint Sean n
The French composer Camille Saint-Saëns ● 14 Jan ’22 >
472. priest car n
Morris Minor, a 1948-71 economy car that could have given the VW Beetle a run for its money on the world stage had it been as reliable ● 05 Dec ’21 >
473. cooking fat! exc
By jove, that cat is annoying me ● 02 Mar ’21 >
474. two-six exp
Cue for concerted action; same meaning as the more customary one-two-three ● 12 Jul ’22 >
475. rough as a badger adj
Rough (in the sense of not smooth, but not in the sense of approximate) ● 17 Sep ’21 >
476. ordinary Australian tea n
India tea ● 27 Feb ’23 >
477. A-flute v
To campaign with the use of an A-frame adorned with corflutes proclaiming the campaginer’s message ● 22 Oct ’23 >
478. the full catastrophe exp
Everything; all of the thing we’re discussing ● 08 Mar ’22 >
479. tisswiss for Mummy exp
Cue phrase for emptying a sleepy child during the night ● 13 May ’22 >
480. we’ve squeezed the goodness out of that exp
All the interesting or entertaining aspects of this topic have now been exhausted ● 01 Mar ’22 >
481. pang! exc
Like bang, but clangier ● 03 Mar ’21 >
482. cash’n’flash n
Pay-and-display car park ● 03 Mar ’21 >
483. soft day n
A day that’s raining stair-rods (cats & dogs, the devil & pitchforks, bullfrogs or your own regional expression to taste) ● 15 Nov ’22 >
484. parroty error exp
When your parrot says “pieces of seven” ● 01 Mar ’22 >
485. ump and tions exp
What assumptions make an ass of ● 20 Aug ’21 >
486. sooky adj
Timid and/or apt to complain and/or resistant to fun ● 17 Mar ’21 >
487. changed his 40 for two 20s and found he wasn’t wired for it exp
Catty comment about a man who proves over-ambitious in his philandering ● 29 Oct ’23 >
488. most highly flavoured gravy verse
Mischievous variation on Most highly favoured lady, a line from the carol The Angel Gabriel ● 11 Feb ’22 >
489. time to put clothes on exp
Time to get up ● 21 Mar ’21 >
490. sausinge n
Sausage ● 13 Mar ’21 >
491. cronky donkey n
Decrepit railway train, especially an old DMU ● 06 Mar ’21 >
492. pugsaw jizzle n
Jigsaw puzzle ● 13 Mar ’21 >
493. testiculae loquans adj
Talking bollocks. Purveying rubbish ● 05 Dec ’21 >
494. Warr-Doorr n
Wardour Street in London, a centre of the film industry ● 21 Nov ’21 >
495. knock it on the head exp
A suggestion by Dad’s consultant for dealing with a UTI ● 16 Mar ’21 >
496. the door’s not shut on my genius but… verse
I’ll eventually prove to be brilliant ● 08 Mar ’22 >
497. second coffee n
Weak brew made by re-steeping grounds that have already been used to make the nice coffee ● 28 Jan ’22 >
498. shivery bite n
Biscuit or sweet issued after a swim ● 03 Mar ’21 >
499. I wanna beetroot exc
I really like the look of those toffee apples ● 07 Mar ’21 >
500. more of a meal than a drink exp
Tea served from a pot without a strainer ● 27 Jun ’21 >
501. you daft ha’p’orth! exc
That is entertainingly silly ● 07 Apr ’21 >
502. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by exp
I hate deadlines ● 28 Feb ’22 >
503. oddfather/oddmother n
A role akin to godfather / godmother suitable for an atheist ● 07 Feb ’22 >
504. Muggerborski n
The composer Mussorgsky ● 03 Mar ’21 >
505. obsquecious adj
Obsequious ● 17 Sep ’21 >
506. white seals n
White folk swimming in the Thames, especially before the suntan season ● 30 Mar ’21 >
507. priestidge n
Prestige ● 24 Mar ’21 >
508. flopsam & jepsam n
Flotsam & jetsam ● 03 Mar ’21 >
509. it’s worse than the ticktolleroo exp
A little less fidgeting please ● 07 Apr ’21 >
510. potato sock n
Sock with several holes ● 04 Mar ’21 >
511. we are the cockyolly birds all red and green and gold verse
Fragment of a song Evelyn suddenly burst into after it sat dormant and unsung in her memory for 40 years ● 07 Mar ’22 >
512. whackysticky n
Border morris dancing, the flavour of that noble art that involves the percussive use of staves ● 03 Mar ’22 >
513. oh bother! exc
Things are not going well ● 17 Mar ’21 >
514. toasty bombola n
Heated car seat ● 02 Mar ’21 >
515. Maggie Murphy’s please park prettily exp
You can park better than that ● 07 Feb ’22 >
516. laxadaisical adj
Like lackadaisical, but laxer ● 28 Jul ’21 >
517. yam all right our kid? exp
Do you fare well, sibling? ● 20 Mar ’21 >
518. pop n
Pot ● 17 Sep ’21 >
519. one more shirt will do me exp
Don’t wash or iron me any more shirts as I’m going to drop dead any moment now ● 12 May ’21 >
520. spider werb n
Spider’s web ● 27 Jun ’21 >
521. jagular n
Jaguar – can apply both to panthera onca and to the car brand ● 19 Mar ’22 >
522. snot harpoon n
Nasal swab ● 07 Nov ’21 >
523. they’ll never sell ice creams at that speed exp
An emergency vehicle is passing with its siren going ● 11 Feb ’22 >
524. it was in the last place I looked exp
I’ve found it ● 29 Jan ’22 >
525. now the weather turns quite dirty and the clock it strikes five-thirty exp
The weather is taking a turn for the worse ● 07 Feb ’22 >
526. respectawiggle adj
Respectable ● 17 Mar ’21 >
527. wall botherer n
Hammer drill ● 24 Jan ’23 >
528. nanny nagface n
One prone to give far more criticism or other feedback than the situation warrants ● 11 Feb ’22 >
529. I laughed until I stopped exp
I didn’t laugh ● 01 Jul ’22 >
530. it’s no skin off my teeth exp
I am not affected by this ● 04 Sep ’21 >
531. shrimp-wrapped adj
Shrink-wrapped ● 25 May ’21 >
532. by gum I’m stuck. What am I? exp
[Riddle] ● 10 Sep ’23 >
533. you can go off people exp
A person I have hitherto admired has done or said something reprehensible ● 27 Apr ’21 >
534. sparkling plugs n
Spark plugs ● 27 Apr ’21 >
535. yow cor wack it exp
That would be hard to beat ● 18 Dec ’21 >
536. straight-straight-straight exp
Straight on ● 11 Aug ’21 >
537. let my son have the ball! exc
Veiled threat to embarrass an offspring by intervening on their behalf in something they ought to have under control ● 22 Mar ’21 >
538. tisbic n
Biscuit ● 01 Jul ’22 >
539. makes your eyebrows sweat exp
An unexpected consequence of eating blackcurrants ● 05 Mar ’21 >
540. unleaded adj
Decaffeinated ● 12 May ’21 >
541. Iliff Wight n
Isle of Wight, a county of England ● 03 Mar ’21 >
542. no fun allowed exp
You have tried to do something nice for yourself and the world will not permit it ● 12 Mar ’21 >
543. insult v
Consult ● 07 Nov ’21 >
544. wobulence n
Mild turbulence ● 03 Mar ’21 >
545. my aunt, having made a telephone call, is feeling very much better exp
Mischievous mistranslation of the French expression Tant pis, tant mieux ● 27 Jan ’22 >
546. rumble-tumble n
Anglo-Indian dish comprising scrambled eggs, onions and whatever stuff needs eating up ● 05 Mar ’22 >
547. horse’s douvers n
Hors d’oeuvres ● 19 Mar ’21 >
548. spose n
Common-law spouse ● 28 Feb ’22 >
549. rent to the ideal exp
The cost of trust. The price paid for the comfort of trusting people ● 04 Feb ’22 >
550. Notlob n
Bolton, a town in Lancashire ● 04 Mar ’21 >
551. Horrids n
The retail emporium Harrods ● 03 Jul ’22 >
552. what will you have? said the waiter exp
A callback to this ditty:
“What will you have?” said the waiter, pensively picking his nose
“Two boiled eggs, you scoundrel – you won’t get your fingers in those” ● 12 May ’21 >
553. senseless man n
Census man ● 05 Mar ’21 >
554. You are very ugly today, Pa/Ma Ubu! exp
A gently loving greeting to one’s spouse in the morning ● 28 Feb ’22 >
555. thermosk n
Vacuum flask ● 28 Sep ’22 >
556. loggy sticks n
Logistics ● 17 Mar ’21 >
557. hopsital n
Hospital ● 27 Mar ’21 >
558. it’s the water exp
Expression of disdain for mass-market American beers ● 25 May ’21 >
559. tibbit! exc
Shout to be given if first to sight a yellow hydrant during a car journey ● 19 Mar ’21 >
560. ticky tacky n
Shoddy building material ● 16 May ’21 >
561. wobblevoice n
Singing with vibrato, especially when taken to excess ● 04 Sep ’21 >
562. avian fornication n
Thing of no regard ● 03 Sep ’23 >
563. sparrowfart n
Very early in the morning ● 21 Nov ’21 >
564. move your lips! exc
Your diction is unsatisfactory ● 12 Mar ’21 >
565. toed in the hole v
Kicked up the bum ● 24 Apr ’23 >
566. wee knights n
Week nights ● 02 Feb ’22 >
567. if UCP on tripe don’t eat it exp
If you see pee on tripe don’t eat it ● 12 Feb ’22 >
568. murano adj
Merino ● 25 Mar ’21 >
569. Teetee de Boof n
Tête de Bœuf restaurant in Wootton Wawen, Warwickshire ● 05 Mar ’22 >
570. old folk joke n
A joke so old that it tickles no-one, but must be trotted out when a suitable setup is given ● 11 Aug ’21 >
571. no bones in it! exp
Easy, little one, there’s nothing hard to swallow in my milk ● 27 Apr ’21 >
572. squeamful adj
Like squeamish, but less indefinite ● 17 Mar ’21 >
573. splash me boots! exp
Excuse me while I make a visit to the gents’ lavatory ● 12 Mar ’21 >
574. Jo-Jo le Plongeur n
The children’s bath toy Diver Dan ● 03 Mar ’22 >
575. park-anywheres n
A vehicle’s hazard warning lights (aka four-way flashers) ● 04 Mar ’21 >
576. limerish n
Limerick that doesn’t quite follow the rules of that verse form ● 11 Aug ’21 >
577. shabby and miscellaneous adj
Disappointing ● 02 Mar ’21 >
578. elsh n
Elephant dung ● 08 Mar ’21 >
579. saganaki! exc
Goodness me, what low-hanging testicles that chap has been blessed with! ● 04 Mar ’21 >
580. fok strongbody adj
Powerful, strong, intense ● 03 Mar ’21 >
581. leaf blower n
A well-to-do man who is dissolute or promiscuous ● 12 Feb ’22 >
582. Silliam William n
Intentionally pompous variation of the mild put-down Silly Billy ● 06 Jul ’21 >
583. hey, Mr Squirrel, pull your pants up! exp
Callback to a joke that clearly tickled Pa but was never given in full ● 03 Sep ’23 >
584. stabbing n
Blood test. Can also refer to an injection ● 23 Mar ’21 >
585. if I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder exp
Response to “walk this way” ● 29 Dec ’22 >
586. let’s put the roof on first exp
Let’s do a thing that due reflection would reveal to be impossible ● 06 Sep ’21 >
587. peelywally adj
Unwell, washed out, under the weather, pale & uninteresting ● 09 Mar ’21 >
588. it’s been a bad year for Scottish hill farmers exp
(Intended as a conversation stopper) ● 29 Jan ’22 >
589. maflingo n
Flamingo ● 05 Feb ’22 >
590. trowers n
Trousers ● 11 Feb ’22 >
591. washing machine n
A water’s-edge game: while able to stand, hold hands facing inwards in a ring; float & kick legs to make a splash, and if possible get some rotation going. For 4+ participants ● 28 Jul ’21 >
592. playback n
The luggage area of an estate car ● 08 Mar ’21 >
593. who’s died? exp
Your flies are undone ● 30 Mar ’22 >
594. nipple cake n
Cherry bakewell, an individual tart comprising a shortcrust pastry base, layers of jam and almond paste, and topped with icing and a glacé cherry ● 19 Mar ’21 >
595. nose pie n
The yield from a nose-picking foray ● 07 Nov ’21 >
596. windowscreen n
A vehicle’s windscreen ● 01 Jul ’22 >
597. sat in a tyre exp
Reference to the phrase Dressed in silk and satin attire ● 19 Jan ’22 >
598. thunderwobbler n
Spin dryer, or washing machine when spin drying ● 11 Mar ’21 >
599. they are curlews of the fenland! verse
Call and response upon seeing a seagull. ● 09 Mar ’21 >
600. now mighty Caesar turned to clay might stop a wall to keep the wind away exp
We are all humbled in death ● 29 Jan ’22 >
601. vauum n
The sound of a vacuum-flush lavatory ● 04 Mar ’21 >
602. Snablats n
St Albans ● 04 Mar ’21 >
603. hot holders n
Oven mitts ● 21 Nov ’21 >
604. undercrunk n
Strip of pebbles just below the waterline on an otherwise sandy beach ● 03 Mar ’21 >
605. p’daahlo n
Pedalo ● 24 Mar ’21 >
606. what mind is here o’erthrown exp
What was they thinking? That is an uncharacteristically ill-considered remark, decision or action. That contrivance is unnecessarily complex ● 23 Mar ’21 >
607. renana n
Banana ● 15 Nov ’22 >
608. where’s the yucky bowl? exp
This meal is not entirely palatable ● 23 Apr ’21 >
609. Stinkyniger n
Rhosneigr, the seaside village in Anglesey ● 12 May ’21 >
610. pinghole n
Microwave oven ● 08 Mar ’21 >
611. the customer is always the customer exp
The supplier’s job is to satisfy the wants of the customer, however unhinged they might appear ● 12 Apr ’22 >
612. katsik n
A dish Clare invented consisting largely of baked tomato with feta cubes ● 27 Feb ’22 >
613. mloddy adj
Mouldy ● 11 Feb ’22 >
614. Spindleshanks n
Dad’s pet name for Jane-Marie, and later for Bel ● 28 Jan ’22 >
615. sparrow piss n
A rain shower so nugatory that it doesn’t even wet the grass ● 18 Mar ’22 >
616. tell it not in Gath exp
Between you and me… ● 06 Mar ’22 >
617. Mr Brown upstairs smoking n
The wholly fictitious person a young lad claimed would pay his bus fare, buying him time to scarper when the conductor went upstairs ● 06 Jul ’21 >
618. hopt out v
Opt out ● 04 Mar ’22 >
619. vulture capitalist n
Venture capitalist ● 05 Dec ’21 >
620. hullabaloo n
One given to loud and/or exhibitionist behaviour, especially when boating ● 31 Oct ’21 >
621. ontray! exc
Special version of “come in” for room service when in France… because the food comes on a tray ● 07 Apr ’21 >
622. vladivostok exc
Exclamation for covering a belch ● 17 Mar ’21 >
623. Oyé n
Evelyn’s name for herself when she was known as Joyce (which was up to her late teens) ● 09 Mar ’22 >
624. misery chest n
First aid kit taken on holidays, or medicine cupboard at home ● 26 May ’21 >
625. well and truly sought after adj
Under pressure ● 08 Oct ’22 >
626. kabiss n
Cabbage ● 09 Mar ’22 >
627. my word, Hetty verse
A callback to the song fragment:
My word, Hetty
If I catch you on the jetty
I’ll saw your leg off
And stick it on with jam
In Amsterdam
…to a tune that the compilers have yet to identify ● 25 May ’21 >
628. Ministry of Tidy Ruins n
Generic term for English Heritage, Historic Scotland and similar organisations dedicated to setting the ragged remains of long-gone buildings in neatly trimmed grass ● 04 Sep ’21 >
629. practise beforehand which ruins the fun verse
Take preparation seriously. Callback to Flanders & Swann’s A song of patriotic prejudice:
And all the world over each nation’s the same
They’ve simply no notion of playing the game
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they’ve won
And they practise beforehand which ruins the fun ● 27 Jun ’21 >
630. make friends in cookhouse exp
Treat support workers with respect ● 23 Apr ’21 >
631. jock v
Miss, skip, cut or otherwise fail to attend ● 11 Feb ’22 >
632. lumpy ming fruit n
Beetroot ● 08 Mar ’21 >
633. Useless n
James Joyce’s Ulysses ● 13 May ’22 >
634. splash and dash n
Quick foray to the grocery shop ● 01 Jan ’22 >
635. tolerably early night exp
An early night, which the children involved would likely find intolerable and the adults highly tolerable ● 21 Mar ’21 >
636. what a fall of royalty! exc
Goodness, those picture cards were badly defeated! ● 12 Mar ’21 >
637. worms’ boggin’ holes n
Worm casts on a lawn ● 28 Sep ’22 >
638. nice parking job, big guy! exc
I am deeply unimpressed with your attempt at parking ● 17 Sep ’21 >
639. Tinkwinky Teapot n
The TV adaptation of The Aurora Teagarden Mysteries ● 17 Jul ’22 >
640. Miss/Master Flum Bum n
Handy moniker for anyone whose name you can’t, at that moment, remember ● 06 Mar ’22 >
641. your tiny hand is frozen! verse
Your hand (not necessarily tiny) is frozen ● 09 Mar ’21 >
642. taramadiddle n
Like taradiddle, but taradiddlier ● 06 Jul ’21 >
643. one-legged Santa at an arse-kicking party n
A now-retired Christmas illumination in Reading town centre ● 30 Jun ’22 >
644. one up, one down, one polisher exp
British Army heuristic for lavatory paper usage ● 29 Jan ’22 >
645. le chien retourne a son propre vomissement exp
The dog returns to its own vomit ● 19 Jul ’21 >
646. poverty model n
Bottom-of-the-range option, especally where the cost savings are conspicuous ● 03 Mar ’21 >
647. poo tickets n
Toilet roll, lavatory paper, bogroll, torchecul, bum fodder… call it what you will ● 28 Feb ’22 >
648. snorker n
Sausage ● 23 Nov ’21 >
649. uninvited guest at every conversation n
TV ● 05 Jul ’21 >
650. wishywashy place n
The under-bed compartment that serves as a laundry basket at Heron Island ● 27 May ’21 >
651. slap it in the middle and we’ll all get a bit exp
I propose (or threaten) to serve this jelly, rice pudding, trifle or other osh by striking it in the middle with a ladle ● 19 Mar ’21 >
652. ours adj
Our ● 13 May ’22 >
653. no, it’s just the way I’m breathing exp
Time-honoured answer to the question “Are you coming?” ● 16 Mar ’21 >
654. wash horses v
Wash hair ● 02 Mar ’21 >
655. honey money n
Proceeds of selling honey ● 28 Feb ’22 >
656. open the breach and fire the gun exp
Callback to the couplet:
Wakey wakey! Morning’s come
Open the breach and fire the gun ● 15 Nov ’22 >
657. roastby spuds n
Roast potatoes ● 08 Jan ’22 >
658. whocares n
County when filling in a web form ● 03 Apr ’21 >
659. thank you Mrs Lowsborough Goosborough verse
Thanks for nothing ● 02 Mar ’21 >
660. wisp n
Whist ● 30 Mar ’21 >
661. shot a bunny v
Passed wind ● 29 Mar ’21 >
662. trivium n
An incidental fact of little importance ● 09 Mar ’22 >
663. Burly Chassis n
The Welsh singer Shirley Bassey ● 03 Sep ’23 >
664. gobble v
Ogle. Observe lecherously ● 21 Aug ’23 >
665. undercrackers n
Underpants ● 05 Feb ’22 >
666. jolly hockey sticks adj
Of school-age girls: Enthusiastic participant in sports, and in upholding unquestioningly the school’s stated values – not necessarily used admiringly ● 10 Jul ’22 >
667. those are not bananas, they’re plantains exp
A baffling and unfounded denigration of bananas ● 09 Mar ’22 >
668. Suss-ar-ekal! exc
Pa’s take on his father’s take on a Sikh battle cry ● 09 Mar ’22 >
669. pick a note or go home exc
I am pained by your excessive use of vibrato and/or coloratura ● 07 Feb ’22 >
670. mismanglement n
Mismanagement, only more so ● 14 Mar ’21 >
671. Stirling Moss, chica/chico! exc
Goodness me, you seem to be driving exuberantly today ● 02 Mar ’21 >
672. three-ee blice verse
Three blind mice
…from the nursery rhyme ● 26 May ’21 >
673. spider n
The green bit of stalk on a tomato ● 08 Oct ’22 >
674. up your end exp
Phrase used when passing vegetable dishes around a dining table ● 18 Apr ’22 >
675. I would as lief ’erd ‘ens exp
I don’t want to do it ● 04 Mar ’22 >
676. teaching wolves to chase sledges exp
Misguided negotiation technique of making a concession without requiring the other party to do the same ● 03 Mar ’22 >
677. law of diminishing astonishment n
The process by which we become less and less impressed by ever greater advances, especially in technology ● 05 Dec ’21 >
678. trypo n
Intentional typo for typo, a typographical error about typographical error ● 05 Mar ’21 >
679. I can walk from here exp
You have parked rather far from the kerb ● 11 Feb ’22 >
680. that’s an acquired taste: you either like it or you don’t exp
I don’t like it ● 08 Mar ’22 >
681. Krapy Rubsnif n
Finsbury Park, a district of London ● 30 Jun ’22 >
682. I Clavdivs n
I, Claudius, the book of Robert Graves ● 29 Jul ’21 >
683. you must give me the recipe exp
That meal was appalling ● 20 Mar ’21 >
684. square eyes n
One who watches a lot of TV ● 02 Feb ’22 >
685. organ donor n
Cyclist ● 08 Oct ’22 >
686. talkie-walkie n
Walkie-talkie ● 27 Apr ’21 >
687. thoughcus n
A thought ● 17 Jul ’22 >
688. Mount Toberead n
The pile/stack/tower/mountain of books that a person wishes to read ● 31 Aug ’22 >
689. kiss me WHAT‽ exp
G’s reaction on being told we were off to the West End to see the musical Kiss Me Kate ● 19 Mar ’22 >
690. not much of anything, but well and truly elegant exp
A more sophisticated and less substantial repast than usually appeared on the King family table ● 04 Mar ’22 >
691. myzled v
Misled ● 19 Aug ’21 >
692. sealion adj
Senile ● 06 Sep ’21 >
693. I thought we were having a PSA exp
Polite¹ way of saying “No, we’re not going out and stop making that racket”. PSA = peaceful Sunday afternoon ● 28 Feb ’23 >
694. light a candle to Saint Anthony exp
A thing to do when searching for a lost item ● 18 Mar ’22 >
695. Sister/Brother exp
Useful device for addressing someone when you’ve forgotten their name ● 08 Mar ’22 >
696. ouzo n
Ozone ● 07 Nov ’21 >
697. pornograph n
Imaginary appliance for displaying pornography ● 05 Mar ’21 >
698. zlotniks n
A wedgie ● 12 Mar ’21 >
699. sof adj
Like soft, but softer ● 02 Mar ’21 >
700. like Lot’s wife adj
Emerging profusely (of salt) ● 17 Jul ’22 >
701. mozarella adj
Tight over the belly, typically of a man’s white shirt ● 30 Jun ’22 >
702. the artist is making a joke exp
Its creator intended this to be funny or clever ● 18 Apr ’22 >
703. FOFO n
A basis for the valuation of stocks (inventory) hard-found by young auditors ● 10 Sep ’23 >
704. operator n
One practised at getting her/his/their own way ● 18 Mar ’22 >
705. tadpoles n
A musical score ● 02 Mar ’22 >
706. your egg’s broken exp
One of the things I’m cooking for us is less perfect than the other, and I’ve decided to give it to you ● 27 May ’21 >
707. where we have been, no-one can tell exp
We have left this picnic spot, beach or other location as we found it – well done us ● 03 Mar ’21 >
708. Riding to Llandudno on a charabanc… verse
Callback to:
Riding to Llandudno on a charabanc
Fifty miles an hour and we don’t care a hang
The engine’s full of petrol and the driver’s full of beer.
(If there was a next line we never heard it) ● 29 Dec ’22 >
709. longwe liklik exp
I have no idea how far away ● 28 Feb ’22 >
710. Teshco n
Tesco, the supermarket chain ● 27 Jun ’21 >
711. where we have been no-one shall find, For not a trace have we left behind verse
Reminder to all, when leaving a spot they had spent time in, to look back to check they have taken all their stuff with them.
Callback to:
Where we have been no one can find,
Not a trace have we left behind.
Only the people we’ve helped today
Know that the Brownies have passed this way. ● 08 Mar ’22 >
712. par cark n
Car park ● 18 Apr ’22 >
713. tassel n
Penis ● 19 Mar ’21 >
714. vollyvongs n
The small puff pastry cases known as vols-au-vent, used for appetisers and desserts ● 01 Jul ’22 >
715. Hairy Pudder n
The fictional character Harry Potter ● 17 Jan ’22 >
716. peepy-eyed adj
Frowzy, especially if eyes swollen from lack of (or too much) sleep ● 27 Feb ’22 >
717. purple-headeds n
Mountains ● 02 Mar ’21 >
718. garnsed up adj
1) In a tangle
2) Badly soiled ● 04 Mar ’21 >
719. I lift up my finger and I say tweet tweet verse
Callback to:
I lift up my finger and I say tweet tweet, shush shush, come come, now now.
I don’t think we ever worked out what prompted a recital… ● 29 Dec ’22 >
720. the gap towns n
Dorking, Woking, Reigate, Redhill, Guildford… ● 01 Jul ’22 >
721. Whydofools n
The Cornish amber ale Doom Bar ● 31 Aug ’22 >
722. if you have been, thank you for listening exp
Customary end-of-gig sign-off of Simon Nicol, guitarist and founding member of the band Fairport Convention ● 12 Jul ’22 >
723. in heated agreement adj
When people are arguing vehemently for their own points of view without realising that they coincide ● 10 Jul ’22 >
724. on the way to Meeting, I saw a butterfly and it reminded me of God exp
Ministry at a Quaker Meeting at Sidcot School, executed for a bet ● 01 Mar ’22 >
725. hoist on his/her/your own door-bomb exp
Hoist on his/her/your own petard. Caught in one’s own trap ● 20 Jul ’22 >
726. pumpkin time n
Bed time ● 21 Nov ’21 >
727. Li Phook n
The East Asian village in Hampshire otherwise known as Liphook ● 01 Jan ’23 >
728. two minutes’ silence for the joke that just died exp
That was a terrible joke that deserved to fall as flat as it did ● 04 Mar ’22 >
729. the Marmalade Bush n
The Cinnamon Tree, an Indian restaurant in Mortimer near Reading that was a favourite with the Arthurs ● 24 Jan ’23 >
730. looks like you’ve been working on it for eight hours exc
Forthright critique of a hair-do that’s closer to a hair-don’t ● 29 Dec ’21 >
731. shith-ooze n
Seat of ease, convenience, lavatory ● 13 May ’22 >
732. I’m taking it back exp
Granny’s almost invariable declaration on arriving home with a purchase ● 19 Mar ’22 >
733. thalassa! thalassa! exc
After many hours’ travel towards the seaside, there at last is the actual sea!
(thalassa = θαλασσα = sea) ● 19 Mar ’21 >
734. the telephone upon the wall verse
Callback to:
The telephone upon the wall
Is useful when you want to call
Just push the buttons on the front
And hold the mouthpiece to your face ● 30 Nov ’22 >
735. pimps adj
Easy ● 27 Feb ’23 >
736. it’s not rocket surgery exp
It’s not difficult ● 08 Oct ’22 >
737. noy adv
1. Now
2. No ● 28 Sep ’22 >
738. then on Friday… no, tell a lie, it was the Saturday exp
Caricature of that particular variety of storytelling that is long on irrelevant detail and short on, well, story ● 22 Mar ’21 >
739. soya sturvya exp
I am sorry to disturb you ● 03 Apr ’21 >
740. wo der Kaiser zu fuss geht n
The seat of ease, lavatory, boggo or whatever you choose to call it ● 28 Sep ’22 >
741. like a goanna up a gum tree adj
Disappearing fast ● 27 Sep ’22 >
742. plug v
Conceal item in the rectum ● 05 Feb ’22 >
743. spanish Tourette’s n
The practice of unexpectedly swatting between the hands insects in flight that are too small for observers to see ● 07 Nov ’22 >
744. King Midas has ass’s ears exp
The sound of rustling grasses ● 24 Jan ’23 >
745. take the smooth with the rough v
After physical or mental exertion, relax without guilt ● 10 Jul ’22 >
746. The Whizzer There Was n
The Wizard of Oz ● 18 Mar ’22 >
747. SLAB DISH PIG GUFF exp
Mnemonic for recalling the then-15 members of the EU ● 30 Jun ’22 >
748. gawn awf and gawt lawst exp
Gone astray ● 26 Jun ’23 >
749. whipper snipper n
String trimmer, the powered tool for trimming grass and brush. ● 28 Sep ’22 >
750. sham-PAG-nee n
Champagne ● 20 Jan ’23 >
751. Tony Tortoise n
Actor & TV presenter Tony Robinson ● 30 Jun ’22 >
752. put it away – nothing wrong with it exp
You are not unwell ● 01 Jul ’22 >
753. tall, dark and handsome… and slightly out of focus adj
The putative ideal qualities of an attractive woman’s male consort ● 20 Jul ’22 >
754. prat flaps n
A particular type of men’s open leather sandal, especially if large, droopy and worn with socks ● 18 Apr ’22 >
755. p-o-tat-oes verse
Callback to a song:
p-o-tat-oes O OOOO O OO ● 19 Mar ’22 >
756. madman in the attic exp
Negotiating technique along the lines of “I’d love to do that but the boss won’t let me” ● 03 Mar ’22 >
757. Waly Disneq n
Walt Disney ● 07 Nov ’21 >
758. Mulligan’s Tyres n
Mull of Kintyre ● 30 Jun ’22 >
759. richtigetonneohnenachbarnprüfenstolz n
The pride felt at putting out the right bin without first checking what the neighbours have done ● 14 Apr ’22 >
760. we won’t have to go to Wales now I brung yer ’ere exp
Now we have seen this poor model, imitation or ersatz version, we won’t have to visit the real thing ● 20 Jul ’22 >
761. mingo n
Flamingo ● 13 May ’22 >
762. squashed fly biscuits n
Garibaldi biscuits, the ones with currants squashed between two thin rectangles of biscuit ● 06 Mar ’22 >
763. which wind begins with F? exp
Callback to a question asked while trying to figure out how to play mah jong ● 07 Nov ’22 >
764. floordrobe n
The floor of a bedroom when scattered with clothing ● 22 Oct ’23 >
765. mexicakes n
Mexican pancakes when made at home from tortillas, mince, vegetables etc. ● 11 Aug ’21 >
766. smoko n
Morning tea, especially when taken in a shearing shed ● 15 Nov ’22 >
767. yuckerypoogens! exc
Indicates that a thing is more than ordinarily messy or disgusting ● 10 Jul ’22 >
768. panty n
Pantograph (in the context of current collection) ● 30 Jun ’22 >
769. Ma son’s a prawn n
The traditional fiddle tune Mason’s apron ● 18 Aug ’23 >
770. pither v
Waste time. Engage in displacement activities. Avoid a task ● 28 Feb ’23 >
771. long may your big jib draw exp
Wishing you a happy and successful life ● 19 Mar ’22 >
772. RTFM exp
Read the manual (instead of bothering me) ● 02 Mar ’22 >
773. the nut holding the steering wheel n
The driver of a road vehicle ● 31 Aug ’22 >
774. Moses n
The most elastic man in the christian bible ● 18 Apr ’22 >
775. perslongings n
Possessions ● 10 Mar ’22 >
776. I did not know that death had undone so many exp
Blimey, what a lot of people! Generally used when caught up in a pressing crowd, or observing a teeming throng ● 01 Jul ’22 >
777. nucking futter n
One whose behaviour defies reason ● 05 Mar ’22 >
778. QB n
That feeling of numbness that can result from sitting still for an hour ● 28 Sep ’22 >
779. no, it was a new one exp
Response to “was it an omen?” ● 10 Jul ’22 >
780. park by ear v
Park a vehicle with a lack of care, attention and skill ● 30 Jun ’22 >
781. Odgers n
The TV presenter Mister Rogers, whose show was a favourite of Joy’s when she was about 2-3 ● 31 Aug ’22 >
782. like the fat lady – all behind exp
In arrears or running late ● 27 Feb ’23 >
783. pas de freinage violent inutile exp
Drive carefully ● 08 Oct ’22 >
784. pictureskew adj
Picturesque ● 10 Mar ’22 >
785. sound as a pound adj
Highly reliable. Also: In very good health ● 05 Feb ’22 >
786. T-rain n
Train ● 15 Nov ’22 >
787. bee-loud glade verse
Invoked when walking amongst busy insects in a rural setting ● 26 Jun ’23 >
788. pushen n
Cushion ● 29 Dec ’22 >
789. pif-pof-paf n
A ruleless, winnerless game that can be seen on beaches throughout Europe. It involves 3 or more people hitting a ball between them with wooden bats ● 31 Aug ’22 >
790. 0000 n
Location where everything is alright. Specifically the sofa Joy sits on at home ● 12 Feb ’24 >
791. knicker picker n
Picnic ● 20 Jan ’23 >
792. the value of your investment can fall as well as plummet exp
Mantra of the risk-averse ● 29 Dec ’22 >
793. trough v
Eat ● 29 Dec ’22 >
794. premium bomb n
Premium Bond, a savings product of UK’s NS&I ● 15 Nov ’22 >
795. too much admin exp
Mark’s objection to eating crab, artichoke, pomegranate, shrimp etc ● 04 Mar ’22 >
796. Smoky Tree, the n
The vast ancient yew tree & friend in the middle of the meadow at Sheepleas that Iliffs would climb and sit in, or use as a pavilion, when youngsters ● 10 Mar ’23 >
797. if he fell into basin full of boobs he’d come out sucking his thumb exp
He is serially unlucky ● 28 Feb ’22 >
798. whin n
Gooseberry ● 07 Nov ’22 >
799. Ikea name n
A person’s first name modified in a particular way ● 24 Jan ’23 >
800. kiwi n
Kilowatt-hour (kWh), the usual unit for measuring energy production, storage and consumption at the individual/household level ● 24 Apr ’23 >
801. contrived delights of LA n
Los Angeles’s theme parks ● 03 Mar ’21 >
802. un joo lating adj
Undulating, usually in reference to rolling hills ● 20 Jan ’23 >
803. rattle your dags! exc
Get a move on! ● 12 Jul ’22 >
804. couldn’t organise a black pudding adj
Scatty, disorganised, bumbling ● 03 Mar ’21 >
805. spearmint wino n
Problem drinker who erroneously believes that sucking a mint will hide the alcohol on their breath ● 27 Feb ’23 >
806. vogon adj
Vegan ● 07 Nov ’22 >
807. SA0 n
One lacking in situational awareness ● 28 Feb ’23 >
808. Lord Jesus hangs on a peg. Which peg does he hang on? exp
Deeply philosophical question posed by Felix aged about 6 when hanging a pine cone on the Christmas tree ● 24 Apr ’23 >
809. if you can’t trivialise it it’s not worth saying exp
Don’t treat TV reportage as accurate ● 27 Feb ’23 >
810. prickly pig n
Echidna, the spine-covered egg-laying mammal sometimes misleadingly known as spiny anteater ● 05 Mar ’22 >
811. PEBUCK exp
The user – generally of a computer – is being a bit thick ● 12 Nov ’23 >
812. optometrist method n
A/B testing, in which users of a system, product or idea under development are asked “is it better like this… or like this?” ● 24 Apr ’23 >
813. boîte sur toit n
A roofbox, one of those enclosed roofracks for cars ● 12 Nov ’23 >
814. noddles n
Noodles ● 27 Feb ’23 >
815. B-fart n
Beef heart, an allegedly scrumptious offal ● 18 Aug ’23 >
816. whearr be ye to? exp
Where are you? ● 27 Feb ’23 >
817. PAC n
1) Pissing awful coffee.
2) Pa’s awful coffee
…depending on the audience ● 13 Apr ’21 >
818. when I was a little girl like you… exp
Pa’s teasing approach to storytelling:
Pa: When I was a little girl like you…
Small ♀: You weren’t a little girl!
Pa: Then, when I was a little boy like you…
Small ♀: But I am not a little boy!
↻ repeat until one party cracks ● 09 Mar ’22 >
819. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons verse
Can be quoted to mean:
1) I have been engaged in trivia
2) I have drunk a lot of coffee ● 26 Aug ’23 >
820. underneath-th-th n
A woman’s ladyparts ● 24 Jan ’23 >
821. I expect nothing. I fear nothing. I am free. exp
(What it says) ● 08 Mar ’22 >
822. holly bush n
Mythical physical laxative ● 10 Apr ’21 >
823. three ha’p’orth of gawd help us exp
Disorganised, uncoordinated, a shambles ● 05 Mar ’21 >
824. tinkywinky adj
Cosy (of drama) ● 27 Aug ’23 >
825. left hand down a bit exp
A navigation direction given when unsure, or to suggest that the navigator is unsure ● 29 Oct ’23 >
826. aprishotts n
Apricots ● 11 Feb ’24 >
827. Pope scuttle n
Passetto di Borgo, the 800 metre concealed passageway that connects the Vatican to Castel Sant’Angelo for purposes of running away ● 30 Jul ’23 >
828. manchester n
Household linen ● 22 Oct ’23 >
829. seagull n
One whose style of management or participation is irregular and unhelpful ● 12 Nov ’23 >
830. I have had an elegant sufficiency exp
Used when turning down a second (or subsequent) helping at table ● 07 Jan ’24 >
831. optical illusion, man! exp
It is an optical illusion ● 27 Feb ’23 >
832. sorry-pardon exc
I trust you will forgive my trivial error ● 03 Jul ’22 >
833. cheerum chorum chaw chocalorum verse
Callback to:
Cheerum chorum chaw chocalorum
Pinga Ninga nee-nay
Pinga ninga nay
Very werry goshy washy tie tie tingo
Very werry goshy washy
Goshy washy tingo
…or something along those lines ● 23 Nov ’23 >
834. Forderism n
A strangled conceit of the kind much employed by Rev H Forder to leaven his sermons ● 20 Jun ’23 >
835. william-nilliam adv
Willy-nilly, which is to say haphazardly ● 30 Jul ’23 >
836. that’s pissed on me chips! exp
Crikey, that occurrence has confounded my endeavours! ● 21 Aug ’23 >
837. nim n
Niece or nephew ● 18 Aug ’23 >
838. air on a ringtone n
Musical pap. Lift music ● 28 Jan ’25 >
839. kettle n
Steam locomotive ● 12 Nov ’23 >
840. Japanese jibble-jobs n
The sweet, savoury & crunchy party snack otherwise known (in UK at least) as Oriental Mix ● 20 Jun ’23 >
841. le très chose n
Just the thing I was seeking ● 18 Aug ’23 >
842. in days gone by adv
In the past ● 18 Aug ’23 >
843. popular beat combo n
A group or band that has enjoyed some success in the singles charts ● 29 Oct ’23 >
844. in all my born days adv
Ever ● 18 Aug ’23 >
845. if you can’t help don’t hinder exp
Rebuke for an offspring whose attempts to be helpful prove unsuccessful ● 24 Apr ’23 >
846. the good ship Slap-it-with-a-ruler exp
Meaning obscure, but it tended to be wheeled out when ships were spoken of ● 12 Nov ’23 >
847. I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki exp
I could make no sense of what you just said ● 06 Sep ’23 >
848. down the red lane! exp
Eat your food, child! ● 23 Nov ’23 >
849. the crow makes wing to th’ rooky wood verse
Light thickens,
and the crow makes wing to th’ rooky wood.
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
While night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.
—Shakespeare’s Macbeth, Act III scene 2 ● 20 Jun ’23 >
850. is it not passing fair to be a King and ride in triumph through Persepolis? exp
I am pleased ● 11 Sep ’23 >
851. zembil n
Large basket, tub, trug or storage bucket ● 30 Jul ’23 >
852. kwinoa n
Phonetic pronunciation of Quinoa ● 22 Oct ’23 >
853. north-south-west n
New South Wales ● 22 Oct ’23 >
854. stiffie n
A 3½ inch diskette, an obsolete removable storage medium for computers capable of storing 1·44 MB of data – months’ office work in the 1980s, or about a quarter of a typical digital photo in 2023 ● 30 Jul ’23 >
855. subtropical swimming paradise n
Swimming pool with doodads ● 11 Sep ’23 >
856. redbrick n
A consequence of eating beetroot ● 30 Jul ’23 >
857. on the wonk adj
Askew ● 10 Sep ’23 >
858. there are gazelles in the thicket exp
Your beard contains unwanted matter ● 03 Sep ’23 >
859. stunned mullet n
One ill-suited to an employment, and apparently unaware of it ● 17 Sep ’23 >
860. shitzu n
A zoo without penguins ● 12 Nov ’23 >
861. hot bottyflosher n
Cleansing lavatory of the kind often associated with Japan. Apt to be sold elsewhere as a smart or bidet toilet ● 21 Aug ’23 >
862. imaginary friend n
A god ● 13 Sep ’23 >
863. if you enjoyed it half as much... exp
Callback to the saying “If you enjoyed it half as much as we did, then we enjoyed it twice as much as you” ● 13 Sep ’23 >
864. pron exp
Can be used both for “Please would you turn on the printer” and for “I have now turned on the printer, my love” ● 22 Oct ’23 >
865. PLAN AHE exp
Plan ahead ● 26 Aug ’23 >
866. lubricants n
Pedestrians who unwittingly help motorists exit a side road by using a crossing on the main road ● 30 Jul ’23 >
867. horse apples n
Horse shit ● 22 Oct ’23 >
868. big organs run in the family exp
Gleefully puerile response to use of the word organ ● 25 Nov ’23 >
869. swing-door face n
One who enjoys eating out ● 22 Oct ’23 >
870. Nacirema n
The subject of a satirical article Pa once read in which an anthropologist reports upon the weird rituals of a tribe, before eventually revealing that they are none other than Americans ● 17 Sep ’23 >
871. prunt v
Printed ● 21 Aug ’23 >
872. palanquin hee, palanquin ho exp
Bonding cry – no meaning ● 12 Nov ’23 >
873. doobry n
Thingummy. Doohickey. Item that need not be named because it is identified by the context.
Can also be used when the speaker can’t recall the name of an item ● 25 Nov ’23 >
874. sweat cobs v
Sweat profusely ● 23 Nov ’23 >
875. automagically adv
Automatically, and with impressive élan ● 21 Jan ’24 >
876. what has it got in its pocketses? exp
What do you have in your pocket? (or What does that person have in their pocket?) ● 04 May ’24 >
877. Vladdy the Baddy n
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, sometime thug and latterly president of Russia… and thug ● 25 Nov ’23 >
878. barsteward n
Bastard (in its pejorative rather than descriptive sense) ● 03 Dec ’23 >
879. mollydooker n
A left-handed person, a southpaw ● 03 Dec ’23 >
880. I saw Esau sitting an a seesaw verse
It was just one of those things grown-ups would come out with from time to time ● 07 Jan ’24 >
881. as innocent as a nun at a bus stop exp
To all appearances, throughly innocuous ● 11 Feb ’24 >
882. turn the knob on your side exp
Consciously unhelpful advice to someone struggling to get a door open. The ritual reply is “I haven’t got a knob on my side” ● 25 Nov ’23 >
883. plup in a cup v
Provide a semen sample ● 07 Jan ’24 >
884. back dazzler n
A vehicle’s high-intensity rear foglight, especially when used at night in the wet ● 07 Jan ’24 >
885. with two plombs adj
With consummate poise and assurance ● 25 Nov ’23 >
886. blue and green should never be seen except on a donkey’s back exp
Style guidance ● 02 Apr ’24 >
887. kom bibi, bibi! exp
Swiss German summoning cry for chickens, to be yelled at a high pitch and volume when serving them household scraps ● 07 Jan ’24 >
888. bumcack n
Comeback ● 21 Jan ’24 >
889. Grauniad n
The UK-based newspaper The Guardian ● 30 Nov ’23 >
890. Miss Moppett n
Aunt D’s pet name for her neice Kate Collard (later Baines, later Tomato) ● 21 Jan ’24 >
891. audio black n
Silence ● 28 Jul ’24 >
892. Wert n
A bird sculpted in alabaster by Mum ● 11 Feb ’24 >
893. Lontink n
London ● 25 Nov ’23 >
894. enough blue to make a pair of sailor’s trousers exp
The sky might appear grey from horizon to horizon, but if you look carefully there are patches of blue ● 02 Apr ’24 >
895. festive gooch n
The period between Christmas & New Year when almost the whole of UK is on holiday ● 06 Jan ’24 >
896. cock-a-leg n
Scottish traditional dancing ● 21 Jan ’24 >
897. bish n
A forgivable mistake ● 02 Apr ’24 >
898. cigar-shaped aluminum tube in the sky n
Aeroplane ● 07 Jan ’24 >
899. bongo wongs n
Loose skin on the underside of a person’s upper arm, often given the insulting name bingo wings ● 26 Jul ’24 >
900. as your mummy say, you’ll grow into it exp
I accept that the clothing I have supplied is rather too large for you ● 28 Jul ’24 >
901. front loader n
Bra that fastens at the front ● 07 Jan ’24 >
902. Stephen Physics n
1. Personification of physics
2. Any physical law that provides an obstacle in life ● 12 Feb ’24 >
903. I could have cooked at home exp
Rebuke for anyone who chooses the same dish as someone else at the table when eating out ● 30 Nov ’23 >
904. minion n
Urinal deodoriser block ● 05 May ’24 >
905. let it cuik! exp
If you have an infected bite or splinter, or a boil or carbuncle, put a plaster on and let it take its course ● 21 Jan ’24 >
906. one goat! exp
OK, I made a mistake. But I feel you’re attaching too much importance to it ● 21 Jan ’24 >
907. Dr Thos n
A particular hot water bottle at Shelford ● 21 Jan ’24 >
908. ducklings n
Collective term for various waifs and strays in one’s life ● 12 Feb ’24 >
909. scraper n
Violin ● 07 Jan ’24 >
910. put fur/hair round it! exc
You seem to be having problem getting this thing in the appropriate hole - perhaps if it was more akin to a more biological insertion you would have more success. ● 12 Feb ’24 >
911. include me out exp
I do not wish to participate in this activity, thank you ● 23 Nov ’23 >
912. Kahula n
The coffee-flavoured alcohol more commonly known as Kahlúa ● 12 Feb ’24 >
913. horse droppings n
A hairstyle in which the hair is drawn up to sit on top of the head in multiple blobs ● 21 Jan ’24 >
914. full-fat electricity n
Electricity from an electric vehicle rapid charger ● 07 Jan ’24 >
915. pasteurised is best exp
Reflexive response to use of the word pasteurised ● 07 Jan ’24 >
916. Floss n
Clare’s pet name for her daughter Eve ● 21 Jan ’24 >
917. shusho exp
Expression used when walking with tiny steps, as when traversing ice or other slippery surface ● 11 Feb ’24 >
918. he seems nice exp
He seems odious ● 25 Jan ’24 >
919. bingbongabangbang exp
I predict the credits will roll, or an ad break will start, in the next few seconds (when watching TV) ● 07 Jan ’24 >
920. kumu n
Greens (as in green vegetables) ● 21 Jan ’24 >
921. head-canon n
Information about an intellectual property that is not explicitly in the text but is in one’s head to explain away an inconsistency/fill in a detail ● 12 Feb ’24 >
922. leave it to cook exp
Said while waiting for digital data to download/transfer ● 07 Jan ’24 >
923. mental floss n
A brain teaser or exercise undertaken to develop mental acuity ● 21 Jan ’24 >
924. land of hopeless Tories verse
Line to be sung to the tune of Elgar’s jingoistic roundelay Land of hope and glory ● 07 Jan ’24 >
925. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey! exc
Oh for goodness’ sake! An expression of exasperation ● 28 Jul ’24 >
926. politician’s syllogism n
A faulty decision-making process that follows this sequence:
Something must be done ➠ This is something ➠ We must therefore do this ● 26 Jul ’24 >
927. Poppa Piccolino n
Granny’s pet name for Pop ● 23 Nov ’23 >
928. on pots hooray! exc
1. You have finally understood the thing I have been walking you to that I think is obvious.
2. We are looking at some ancient pottery including some form of decoration.
3. We are about to watch The Great Pottery Throwdown (more recent usage) ● 12 Feb ’24 >
929. Steve n
The UK restaurant chain Bella Italia (formerly Bella Pasta) ● 11 Feb ’24 >
930. squabble & beak n
Edited¹: The Westerhoff version of bubble & squeak, comprising shallow-fried leftover potatoes and cabbage ● 07 Jan ’24 >
931. it’s just an if-statement exp
Satirical take on people who expect software to perform miracles without having the first idea of what’s involved ● 30 Nov ’23 >
932. the blind Doges of Venice exp
Response to any reference to Venice, blind, blinds or dogs ● 21 Jan ’24 >
933. put the lumps in the gravy v
Make the gravy ● 25 Jan ’24 >
934. belten our tights exp
Tighten our belts ● 04 May ’24 >
935. no one knows me in Melbourne, so it doesn’t matter what I wear. Everyone knows me in Yarragon, so it doesn’t matter what I wear! exp
There’s no need to dress smartly ● 04 Apr ’24 >
936. Chi n
Chichester, the (only) city in West Sussex ● 11 Aug ’24 >
937. a bob short of a quid exp
Confused. Of questionable sanity or intellect ● 24 May ’25 >
938. let’s find out, shall we? exp
Response to “do you know what you’re doing?” ● 25 Jan ’24 >
939. spoons n
The time and headspace required for a proposed undertaking ● 11 Feb ’24 >
940. oslo n
An instrumental solo during a song ● 21 Jan ’24 >
941. kelp adj
Happy to go with the flow ● 12 Feb ’24 >
942. tiny dragon n
The strange throat grumblings/squeakings/croakings made by an active digestive system ● 12 Feb ’24 >
943. that’s your shauri! exp
That is your problem / issue ● 21 Jan ’24 >
944. oponopof adj
A city sightseeing tour bus, as found in many tourist destinations, that allows passengers to hop on and off throughout the day ● 26 Jul ’24 >
945. my colleague of the sandpit exp
A playmate whose name escaped young Benno ● 11 Feb ’24 >
946. tasting diamonds v
The experience of breathing in very cold air ● 12 Feb ’24 >
947. oi’m a moinah exp
I’m a mynah ● 26 Jul ’24 >
948. pitiless bottom n
One much given to letting pungent farts ● 02 Apr ’24 >
949. Liztrak n
The Elizabeth Line, the west ⇌ east cross-London rail service ● 03 Dec ’23 >
950. Claypots n
Nickname of the Claydon family ● 11 Feb ’24 >
951. Mangerton (going) n
Finally snapping and expressing one’s wordless anger - particularly if this is due to moving goalposts ● 12 Feb ’24 >
952. well that barrel didn’t need scraping exp
This work is eploitative, deceptive, manipulative, inept or otherwise objectionable… and to an even greater degree than previous similar works ● 02 Apr ’24 >
953. sarandoppity n
Serendipity ● 02 Apr ’24 >
954. Eugene One-Gin n
Евгений Онегин, the young dandy from St Petersberg featured in Pushkin’s novel & Tchaikovsky’s opera Eugene Onegin ● 02 Apr ’24 >
955. trampampoline n
Trampoline ● 12 Feb ’24 >
956. pixies n
Pixels ● 26 Jul ’24 >
957. espikkin wahds a weezdum exp
Bonding cry ● 26 Jul ’24 >
958. mece exp
Mutually exclusive, collectively exhaustive ● 05 May ’24 >
959. curioxity n
Curiosity ● 05 May ’24 >
960. Botticchrachi n
Botticelli, the Italian painter noted for his nudes ● 02 Apr ’24 >
961. Kensington Village Hall n
The Royal Albert Hall (RAH) in London ● 20 Oct ’24 >
962. sixpence! exp
Exclaimed at top volume by the first person at a meal to find a bone in their fish ● 07 Jan ’24 >
963. Piglet n
Affectionate name for Eve, the youngest member of the Claydon family ● 11 Feb ’24 >
964. showing all you possess adj
Wearing immodest clothing ● 23 Nov ’23 >
965. fimsy n
Gentle fun wordplay ● 12 Feb ’24 >
966. tronken adj
Drunk ● 12 Feb ’24 >
967. eyes like pissholes in the snow exp
Deeply sunken and/or dark eyes, often preceived to be a symptom of a hangover ● 20 Oct ’24 >
968. affluence of incahol exp
Influence of alcohol ● 21 Nov ’24 >
969. __y-tiger adj
Completed with the relationship e.g. mummy/wifey/spousey to mean being naturally protective of someone with whom you have that relationship ● 12 Feb ’24 >
970. but does it make toast? exp
Satirical distillation of luddite objections to an innovative product ● 30 Nov ’24 >
971. Wrox-ham verse
The Norfolk town Wroxham ● 26 Jul ’24 >
972. Pawdawfawdy n
The main bus terminal in New York ● 11 Feb ’24 >
973. priffs n
Peripheral vision ● 04 May ’24 >
974. which is why I’m bothering telling you so exp
Used after explaining the relevance of an apparently tangential comment ● 11 Aug ’24 >
975. that’s easy for you to say exp
Used to someone who has just struggled to express an idea ● 05 May ’24 >
976. misread between the lines v
Detect subtext that the speaker/writer didn’t intend ● 28 Jul ’24 >
977. helmetball n
American football ● 05 May ’24 >
978. visitors! Not visitors AGAIN! verse
Refrain in a poem the 7-year-old Naomi wrote expressing the kids’ dislike of the use of their home as a University Visitors’ Centre by Pa ● 21 Jan ’24 >
979. Rickety Rackety Bridge n
The Bailey bridge that used to carry the A246 Leatherhead by-pass across the River Mole ● 06 Nov ’24 >
980. bog lolly n
Urinal deodoriser block ● 05 May ’24 >
981. are you all sitty comfibowl two-square on your botty? exp
Are you sitting comfortably? ● 20 Oct ’24 >
982. mardy adj
Sulky, whiny ● 07 Jan ’24 >
983. word association football n
Word association ● 11 Aug ’24 >
984. city of screaming tyres n
Oxford ● 11 Aug ’24 >
985. hat-trick job n
A formerly shared job that has become the sole responsibility of the person who was foolish enough to undertake it three times running ● 20 Oct ’24 >
986. Basingscrote n
Basingstoke, a town in Hampshire ● 21 Nov ’24 >
987. go in the out exit v
In a building with separate entrance and exit doors, use the wrong one. Drive the wrong way in a car park or other wild space. Go against the established flow ● 21 Nov ’24 >
988. early-onset rigor mortis n
The aches and pains of old age ● 20 Oct ’24 >
989. wankpalazzo n
Stately home ● 04 May ’24 >
990. Rockin’ Goose n
Angus Rock, also known as Rock Angus, a skerry that stands in the middle of the entrance to Strangford Lough ● 30 Sep ’24 >
991. lapsang shoepong n
The tea variety lapsang souchong ● 26 Jul ’24 >
992. Pinchmi-Wel verse
A little-known acquaintance of Adam and Eve ● 11 Aug ’24 >
993. audient n
An individual member of an audience ● 13 Dec ’24 >
994. rigoletto exp
Spurious appointment Mark would put in his work diary when wishing to swerve the threat of an evening work commitment ● 22 Oct ’24 >
995. feak & weeble adj
Weak and feeble ● 20 Oct ’24 >
996. crook and nanny n
Nook and cranny ● 20 Oct ’24 >
997. Bunny Park n
Alwyne Road Park, Hanwell, London ● 21 Nov ’24 >
998. chumpney n
Chutney ● 20 Oct ’24 >
999. BANANA exp
Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone, a more extreme position than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1000. a spur to keep your prick inside your tent exp
Essentially nonsense ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1001. insa fishy tarn o’ da coont exp
I could make no sense of what they just said ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1002. watergasm n
The feeling of bliss achieved when cold-water swimming (usually below 12°C) after your body has overcome the shock and pain of entering the water and before the cold dangerously enters your core leading to hypothermia. A sense of calm when you feel at one with the natural world, totally relaxed and unaware of time ● 22 Oct ’24 >
1003. named after famous letters of the alphabet adj
Named unduly prosaically ● 28 Jul ’24 >
1004. bull fiddle n
Stand-up bass, aka double bass ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1005. smoke v
Work out, deduce, grasp the meaning of a conundrum, puzzle or joke ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1006. contrafibularities n
Congratulations. Can also be used out of context to baffle the hearer ● 24 May ’25 >
1007. did you go to a christian boarding school? exp
You appear to eat very quickly ● 20 Oct ’24 >
1008. bilge n
Biology (as a school subject) ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1009. wacha kelele exc
Be quiet! Pipe down! Shut up! ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1010. VP-tent n
Vickers VC10, a commercial airliner ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1011. hatstand adj
Crazy ● 03 Dec ’23 >
1012. Masterbakers n
Generic term for TV shows that involve members of the public performing kitchen chores ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1013. Fodgy n
Swanage, a Dorset seaside town ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1014. hossi van tooty n
An ambulance siren ● 05 Nov ’24 >
1015. mimsy-mumblechumps adj
Unenergetic, lethargic and unenthused… but only slightly ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1016. Cocoa Banana n
Copacabana, a district of Rio de Janiero, Brazil, and also the title of a song popularised by the singer Barry Manilow in 1978 ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1017. barger n
Bursar ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1018. in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded exp
Succinct and accurate summary of the Big Bang ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1019. it’s a fair cop, but society is to blame exp
I accept responsibility. It’s a fair cop. You have me bang to rights ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1020. I’ll give you jingle jangle! exp
I shall deal harshly with any further recalcitrance ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1021. palayorno n
Palamino ● 26 Jul ’24 >
1022. shit in one sock adj
Organised ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1023. belay v
Cease. Stop. Desist ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1024. esky n
Insulated food carrier ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1025. graveyard cough n
A cough of such severity that its possessor might not have long to live.
Can also be used hyperbolically to mean simply a bad cough ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1026. hands on – are you ready? – lift! exp
Chant for cueing coordinated action. Can also be used to coax oneself out of a comfy chair when weary ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1027. idiot check n
A final check that everything is in order, and that no fool has managed to circumvent foolproof procedures ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1028. and his bum fell off and his bum fell off verse
Nonsense song that fits part of the theme tune of the BBC TV series Shakespeare & Hathaway – Private Investigators ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1029. perry meter n
Perimeter ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1030. tabitha-twitchit adj
Fidgety, unsettled ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1031. Village People parking n
The parking of vehicles in a slapdash or disorderly manner ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1032. swave adj
Suave ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1033. dirty bone n
The remains of a roast joint, or fowl, with enough meat remaining to produce a broth when boiled ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1034. NORWICH exp
kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1035. R Sole n
A favoured alias for an oarsman standing in as a cox ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1036. dressed in the dark adj
Attired in a slapdash, incoherent or dishevelled manner ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1037. Sanata n
Sinatra ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1038. I need trepanning like a hole in the head exp
Just a silly thing sometimes said ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1039. slave driver n
Fitness tracker ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1040. you with wobbly bottoms, climbing up that tree verse
Alternative lyrics to Land of Hope & Glory ● 24 May ’25 >
1041. MSP n
Moral superiority prize, earned by eating at a more moderate pace than fellow diners ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1042. squelchy adj
Intimate, sexual ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1043. esky wallah n
One who delivers hot meals to homes ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1044. rebug v
While attempting to debug software, inadvertently introduce one or more new bugs ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1045. varia cum fortuna exp
With absolutely no success whatsoever ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1046. fost & frog n
Frost and fog ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1047. of its time adj
Offensive to current sensibilities ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1048. mental microwave n
Mind ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1049. Pyongyang Tower n
The residential tower block Thames Quarter in Reading ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1050. P silent, as in bathing exp
A jokey way of pointing out that P can be silent in English words, such as psychology, receipt, pterodactyl & raspberry ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1051. is that it? Your joke of the week? exp
Tell better jokes ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1052. battenberg n
A police response vehicle ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1053. catameringue n
Catamaran, the twin-hulled species of boat ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1054. Bob Donovan n
Generic term for guitar-wielding singer-songwriters ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1055. pome n
Poem ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1056. man is not lost exp
I have arrived where I intended to. Mr Bump has not failed me ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1057. Oh Nicholas, don’t be so ridiculous verse
A short chant that Mum would come out with once in a while ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1058. gently, Bentley! exp
Be more gentle! Slow down! ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1059. allergict adj
Allergic ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1060. Σa ≠ d exp
Data is not the plural of anecdote. Multiple anecdotes do not constitute data ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1061. early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead exp
Laudable counterproposition to the smug drivel with which larks try to top it the nob over owls ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1062. Harem Dream n
Nickname for the aroma of Sure for Men Active Dry deodorant ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1063. dick doc n
Urologist ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1064. coolth n
Coolness, in the sense of fashionableness ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1065. eye in a sling exp
Non-specific potential serious injury ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1066. suicide bikers n
Cyclists who ride in a “wanton or furious” manner (see Notes) ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1067. made-up-alin n
Generic term for substances unknown to science that advertisers believe will make toiletries and cosmetics irresistible ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1068. garamasalata n
The spice blend garam masala ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1069. walky duck verse
Callback to:
Walky duck, walky duck
Lost his leg and he can’t get up ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1070. trifle, trifle come and get an eyeful verse
Substitute chorus for the song Strawberry Fair ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1071. you’ll have it dark! exp
Hurry up! Get a move on! ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1072. mondegreen n
A misheard song lyric ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1073. Zoroastronaut n
A follower of Zoroaster. A Zoroastrian ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1074. top it the nob v
Come it high. Patronise. Act superior. Put on airs. ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1075. smoky hole n
Small keyhole ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1076. you can see the strings exp
The presentation, negotiation or other management skill fails to come across as seamless and authentic ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1077. words of advice concerning sex and travel exp
A forthright imprecation to go away ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1078. Dracyalcrab n
Barclaycard, the former branding of Barclay’s Bank’s credit card ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1079. it gives me the pip exp
I find it annoying or irritating ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1080. pee shilling toosh n
Two shilling piece ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1081. Mrs McGillicuddy n
A wheeled shopping bag ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1082. Rod & Staff n
The erstwhile Surrey electrician Rod Green and his sidekick ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1083. full backal adj
Showing someone’s body naked and from the rear ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1084. proceed directly to the scene of the accident v
Lose control when driving ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1085. shining wit exp
Whining shit. One given to uttering a succession of exaggerated complaints in response to meagre provocation ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1086. Santa Masakeena n
San Tomas Aquino ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1087. melon pee, come right here, come to the cookhouse door boys verse
Just a thing that gets sung occasionally ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1088. Pomp & Circumstance n
The erstwhile Surrey painters, decorators and handymen Sigmund & Pomp ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1089. I don’t want to play this game any more exp
I am fed up with the current situation, or with life ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1090. railway cake n
Fruitcake sold by the slice, typically on trains and at stations ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1091. Witherspoons n
Wetherspoons, aka Spoons, the UK pub chain specialising in low prices, sticky floors and light recreational fascism ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1092. Quick J n
QICJ, the informal network Quakers in Criminal Justice ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1093. Crappy Bleater n
The erstwhile roadside restaurant chain Happy Eater ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1094. codslaw n
Coleslaw ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1095. perkins n
Perquisites ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1096. you can never be happier than your unhappiest child exp
(What it says) ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1097. eyes on your own plate! exp
You have all been served a fair portion, so don’t go eyeing up your siblings’ plates ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1098. squozen v
Squeezed ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1099. we know a song about that, don’t we? exp
Used to flag up a double entendre. Works similarly to “as the actress said to the bishop” and “that’s what she said” ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1100. Lesbianese adj
Lebanese ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1101. new notes exp
I don’t accept second-best ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1102. Heathery Bongo n
Hemdean Road in Caversham RG4 ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1103. underblench n
Faint aroma of whatever it is the bleach was supposed to eradicate ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1104. administrivia n
Administrative trivia. Valueless paperwork ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1105. allons le tout cochon exp
Let’s go the whole hog. Let us splash out on every optional extra ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1106. myth of future availability exp
The condition where your diary for a few weeks ahead looks pretty empty, and you somehow believe that THIS TIME it won’t fill up before that week arrives ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1107. jols n
Holidays ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1108. weps n
Wasp ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1109. land holding hands exp
When two aircraft land in sync on parallel runways ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1110. Mike Spilligan n
Spike Milligan, Irish comedian who wrote the Goon Show among other works ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1111. Nissan Dormobile n
The aria Nessun dorma from Puccini’s Turandot ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1112. The Glums n
The musical Les Misérables ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1113. Weston-super-Merde n
The unappealing Somerset seaside town Weston-super-Mare ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1114. people who live in glass houses should undress in the dark exp
Variation on the proverb People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1115. snow buzzards n
Snowbirds, folk who migrate from northern North America to warmer places further south for the winter ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1116. slab-sided bottycrack n
Lumpen inelegant bombastic river cruiser. Can also refer to an SUV with similar characteristics ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1117. custode v
Look after. Hold on to ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1118. meet the Danish delegation v
Visit the lavatory for purpose no. 2 ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1119. Penis van Lesbian n
The American entertainer, and byword for an atrocious Cockney accent, Dick van Dyke ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1120. what’s that you’re almost wearing? exp
I consider your attire too scanty ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1121. flapnel n
Foreign paper money of little use after returning home ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1122. Louis Baleep n
Louis Philippe I, last-but-one king of the French 1830-45 and last to be called King ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1123. vennimal n
Image of an animal made from ellipses ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1124. gazogene n
A kitchen device – such as those made by Sodastream – for putting fizz into plain water ● 07 Jan >
1125. bashi bazooka n
A bra that induces notable forward projection of the busty substances ● 07 Jan >
1126. gist-perfect adj
Accurately describes a finding, opinion or assertion while failing to recall its exact words ● 07 Jan >
1127. coached egg n
Poached egg ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1128. rattle some pans v
Start preparing a meal ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1129. Eeel-Fra-Koom n
The Devon seaside town Ilfracombe ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1130. nosebags! exc
You are eating that rather quickly and unappreciatively ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1131. tantric farewell n
When the period between a person saying they intend to leave a place or gathering and their actual departure proves to be uncomfortably protracted ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1132. who put the bozo in cambozola? exp
Just a silly saying, that usefully serves as a spelling mnemonic for this splendid German cheese – sometimes known as blue brie – with an Italian name and French pretensions ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1133. things are worth what you pay for them, so here’s some free advice exp
I am about to give you some advice – that you might find patronising – in a self-effacing manner ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1134. sherbet n
Alcoholic drink ● 07 Jan >
1135. Roger’s Knickers n
The Yoguslavian (now Croatian) town Rogoznica ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1136. blicker n
Blister ● 27 Feb >
1137. buggy turn n
When a car driver unnecessarily swings out to the right before turning left (or the opposite in countries that drive on the wrong side) ● 27 Feb >
1138. the 11ᵗʰ man delusion n
A belief in one’s ability to beat overwhelming odds ● 07 Jan >
1139. Micky Bubbles n
Canadian singer Michael Bublé ● 07 Jan >
1140. fidgety-fidge adj
Excessively fidgety ● 07 Jan >
1141. tits a bit nipply exp
It’s a bit chilly ● 07 Jan >
1142. chopper copper n
(1) Dentist
(2) Police officer in a helicopter ● 27 Feb >
1143. quick sticks! exp
Get a move on! ● 27 Feb >
1144. where’d you get your licence? Off the back of a Wheaties packet?! exp
I consider you an indifferent driver… at best ● 07 Jan >
1145. ingredigents n
Ingredients ● 27 Feb >
1146. it’ll be nice when it’s finished exp
Goodness me, this project is taking a long time ● 27 Feb >
1147. botty gardens n
Botanical gardens ● 27 Feb >
1148. poubelle n
A dish made from ingredients readily to hand. Can also be used as an adjective to describe such a dish ● 27 Mar >
1149. cough it up, chicken! exp
Encouragement to one engaged in a coughing fit ● 27 Mar >
1150. stromboli exc
Utterance used to disguise a belch ● 27 Mar >
1151. Market n
What John called Mark ● 27 Mar >
1152. sugared almonds n
Dad’s expression for a pair of ballet shoes ● 27 Mar >
1153. Fuchstik von Teaspoondrawer n
You know, what’s-his-name. It’s on the tip of my tongue…
Third party whose identity is believed to be known by the other party but whose name can be recalled by neither ● 30 Jun >
1154. evil flourishes like the green bay tree exp
Aren’t bad people bad? ● 27 Mar >
1155. kokillate v
Cook ● 27 Mar >
1156. and then the ashtray falls off exp
This device is not as robust as its makers would have you believe ● 30 Jun >
1157. spilth n
Fizzy water left over after carbonating a bottle-full ● 31 May >
1158. Hydrofoil n
The Welsh tune Hyfrydol, perhaps best known for the hymn Love Divine, All Loves Excelling ● 31 May >
1159. twicker v
Fiddle, faff or twitch.
Also:
twickery adj ● 31 May >
1160. slime n
Spreadable “butter” ● 31 May >
1161. heel, heel, toe, toe, mind the gap and off we go exp
Cue for concerted action when boarding an Underground train with small kids ● 31 May >
1162. snappy titogram n
Mammogram ● 31 May >
1163. dispossess the sidethrust! exc
That vessel is equipped with side-thrusters (sideways-acting propellers used in manoeuvring) ● 30 Jun >
1164. yardalada n
What someone might take if you offer them an enchilada ● 31 May >
1165. punishment bread n
Bread that is so replete with healthy seeds and grains that you could use it to exfoliate ● 30 Jun >
1166. mugabe! exc
Goodness! ● 30 Jun >
1167. Mad stad n
Reading’s Madejski stadium ● 30 Jun >
1168. Mukkinese Battle-Horn exp
Your knees are dirty ● 30 Jun >
1169. all salted exp
All sorted ● 26 Aug >
1170. afragobia n
Fear of crowded situations ● 26 Aug >
1171. haut sur le cochon adj
Living comfortably or affluently ● 26 Aug >
1172. rabloid n
Rabid tabloid newspaper that promotes fear, hate and division, in the view of which compassion is a weakness, weakness is a sin, and sin should only be enjoyed by the ruling classes ● 26 Aug >
1173. thunders and lightnings, their glories forgotten verse
Sung, mainly by Naomi, in praise of a rousing thunderstorm ● 26 Aug >
1174. Onk Ma Veen n
The guitarist Hank Marvin ● 26 Aug >
1175. pighole n
An unused room that attracts an accumulation of might-use-one-days ● 26 Aug >
1176. never get old! exc
Getting old is not much fun (except when compared to the alternative, of course) ● 26 Aug >
1177. genre benre n
A book, play, film or similar that subverts its apparent genre ● 26 Aug >
1178. smug points n
The wages of smugness ● 26 Aug >
1179. frappons la piste exp
Let’s get going ● 26 Aug >
1180. tharn n
A state similar to a rabbit in headlights – unable to move while staring down the oncoming disaster ● 24 Oct >
1181. walnut whip n
A dog turd with a spiral aspect ● 24 Oct >
1182. crudites n
Crudités, raw vegetables for dipping into sauces ● 24 Oct >
1183. tin sandwich n
Harmonica ● 24 Oct >
1184. O. H. 10 n
Ohio ● 24 Oct >
1185. how many matches? exp
I suspect you of having used more than one match to light the fire today ● 24 Oct >
1186. Mr Whippy n
A dog turd with a spiral aspect ● 24 Oct >
1187. jib-booms and bobstays! exc
Goodness me! ● 24 Oct >
1188. lem v
Migrate surreptitiously away from the back of the kitchen worktop and towards the front cliff-edge, thus reducing the available working space ● 24 Oct >
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