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1. Copper Pisspot, The n
The Golden Cross hotel & restaurant in a courtyard off Cornmarket, Oxford ● 07 Jan ’24 >
2. the pit is in exp
The fruit still contains its pip or stone ● 31 Aug ’22 >
3. overdog n
Supplier that enjoys market dominance, such as Amazon or Google ● 30 Nov ’24 >
4. all of a sudden a big black pudding came floating through the air exc
You are about to be struck during a pillow fight ● 14 Mar ’21 >
5. combine hoover n
Combine harvester ● 11 Mar ’21 >
6. pointèd stick n
Pointed stick ● 12 Mar ’21 >
7. fustercluck n
A mess resulting from several mistakes compounding each other ● 11 Mar ’21 >
8. sadlydie v
Die ● 21 Jan ’24 >
9. sherman n
Act of self-pleasure ● 27 Feb ’23 >
10. oh dear… how sad… never mind exp
I acknowledge your unhappiness, but consider it overstated ● 14 Jan ’22 >
11. His Majesty’s Lunchbox n
The retailer Majestic Wines ● 06 Jul ’21 >
12. betty swallocks n
Perspiration of the gentleman’s area ● 01 Jul ’22 >
13. eh wallah exp
And there you have it ● 21 Nov ’21 >
14. dance of the bogbrush fairies n
Dance of the sugar plum fairies from Tchaikovsky’s 1892 ballet The Nutcracker ● 01 Mar ’22 >
15. Barley-sugar Legs n
His sisters’ pet name for Dad ● 29 Jan ’22 >
16. Goat Herders’ Guide to the Galaxy (or GHGTTG) n
The christian bible ● 05 Dec ’21 >
17. generation J n
Baby boomers, those of us who grew up with affordable housing, generous pensions and free university ● 31 Oct ’21 >
18. Betelgwayzay n
Betelgeuse (aka α Orionis), red supergiant and 10ᵗʰ brightest star in the sky ● 09 Mar ’22 >
19. Aunty Mark n
Uncle Mark ● 25 Mar ’21 >
20. chilly bin n
Portable icebox ● 20 Jan ’23 >
21. bum of the flightle bee exp
Flight of the bumblebee, the Rimsky-Korsakov orchestral piece ● 22 Feb ’21 >
22. fox’s puss n
Faux pas ● 12 Mar ’21 >
23. downside up adj
Upside down ● 05 Feb ’22 >
24. anti-cretinous adj
Anti-tetanus ● 26 May ’21 >
25. body coddler n
Sleeveless coat, or gilet ● 20 Mar ’21 >
26. cunkspangle n
Person of small wit and smaller manners ● 18 Mar ’22 >
27. amtriguous adj
A phrase or utterance capable of three different interpretations ● 24 Apr ’23 >
28. hatches, matches and despatches n
The Births, Marriages & Deaths column of a newspaper, the avid perusal of which becomes the first priority of some when it thuds on the mat ● 10 Mar ’22 >
29. Great Aunt Pottymouth n
Naomi ● 16 May ’21 >
30. Gnomey Alewife n
WordPerfect 4.2’s spellcheck suggestion for Naomi Iliff ● 31 Aug ’22 >
31. 14155 n
Iliff ● 16 Apr ’21 >
32. brown katies n
Bronchitis ● 25 May ’21 >
33. dere ’tis! exc
After many hours’ travel towards the seaside, there at last is the actual sea! ● 19 Mar ’21 >
34. dangleway n
London’s Meridian Skyway cable car system (later known as Emirates Air Line¹) that crosses the Thames near the Millennium Dome (later known as O₂ Arena). By extension, any such cable car system ● 05 Mar ’22 >
35. a pint of water’s a pound and a quarter, except in US where it’s less exp
Counter-mnemonic to Americans’ wholly misleading “A pint’s a pound the whole world around” ● 21 Aug ’23 >
36. burgalarm n
Burgler alarm ● 17 Jul ’22 >
37. chained to the oar of a magnificent galley exp
Your humble labours in pursuit of a noble objective do not go unnoticed ● 16 May ’21 >
38. you may walk down the garden to pick corn, but you must run back! exp
One of Clare’s gardening homilies based on the fact that the moment you pick corn, the sugars (yummy) start to change to carbohydrates (dull) ● 28 Jul ’24 >
39. I takin’ my sack and my boots exp
I’ve had enough of this ● 26 Feb ’21 >
40. chutney n
Lightning ● 07 Apr ’21 >
41. drafty draft n
Precursor to a draft (of documents) ● 29 Jul ’21 >
42. bumnuts n
Eggs ● 27 Feb ’22 >
43. a touch of the don’t-want-to-goes exp
Reluctance to go somewhere or to participate in an impending event ● 19 Mar ’21 >
44. fire eng truck n
Fire engine ● 30 Mar ’21 >
45. flat out, like a lizard drinking adj
Flat out ● 27 Feb ’22 >
46. boinga n
Kangaroo, especially when in motion ● 15 Nov ’22 >
47. Father Twiss-Twiss n
Saint Nicholas / Santa Claus / Père Noël / Father Christmas ● 29 Dec ’22 >
48. fraggleflops n
A particular kind of shoe, with very little potential as a weapon, issued to prison inmates ● 25 May ’21 >
49. ahiggit ahugget exp
That person is taking self-deprecation to extremes ● 16 May ’21 >
50. charming ladies n
Naked women ● 15 Sep ’23 >
51. alibaba n
The laundry basket at Greenmantle ● 27 May ’21 >
52. flock of sparrows n
A particularly satisfying and comprehensive defecation ● 10 Jul ’22 >
53. hey little horsey, don’t you stop verse
Call back to the song:
Hey little horsey, don’t you stop,
Just let your hooves go clicketty clop.
Tail go swish, wheels go round
Giddy up we’re homeward bound. ● 08 Mar ’22 >
54. have speaks v
Discuss ● 16 Apr ’21 >
55. ambliance n
Ambulance ● 04 Mar ’22 >
56. NQOTD exp
Not quite our type, darling ● 26 Feb ’21 >
57. 81 exp
Response to “night-night!” ● 19 Mar ’21 >
58. AFM n
Anger management ● 23 Nov ’21 >
59. black-coated workers n
Prunes ● 11 Aug ’21 >
60. fly squatter n
Fly swatter ● 27 Feb ’22 >
61. Golliwog railway n
The Festiniog (now Ffestiniog) Railway in N Wales ● 25 May ’21 >
62. graunty/gruncle n
Great aunty / Great uncle ● 25 Mar ’21 >
63. beefa leefa n
Beef olives ● 02 Mar ’22 >
64. as thick as an elephant bap adj
Not conspicuously astute ● 07 Nov ’22 >
65. get aht t’road ye silly beggar! exc
Cease obstructing my passage! ● 27 May ’21 >
66. are bears Catholic? exp
Yes ● 25 Nov ’21 >
67. aha, Rasputin, the mad monk, climbing up those Russian steppés! exc
Here is the rice pudding. All hail the rice pudding ● 04 Mar ’22 >
68. I see said the blind man as he walked into a lampost exp
Sceptical response to the assertion “I see” ● 05 Feb ’22 >
69. Aunty Brute n
Naomi’s name for Aunt Dorothy ● 04 Mar ’22 >
70. aber eine wurst hatte zwei ende exp
But a sausage has two ends ● 20 Jan ’23 >
71. bumbag aloo n
Bombay aloo ● 25 Mar ’21 >
72. honker n
Goose ● 22 Feb ’21 >
73. bet that’s cooled his biryani down a bit exp
He seems to find that drink refreshing ● 27 May ’21 >
74. dunny diver n
Plumber ● 27 Feb ’22 >
75. a kangaroo loose in the top paddick adj
Confused. Of questionable sanity or intellect ● 27 May ’21 >
76. and the band played Believe it if you like exp
I don’t believe it ● 19 Mar ’22 >
77. do not the gate exp
Don’t obstruct the gate ● 23 Nov ’21 >
78. gubby n
Car sporting a GB plate when seen abroad ● 14 Mar ’21 >
79. elsan position n
An inelegant skiing posture remininscent of squatting upon a lavatory ● 17 Jul ’22 >
80. arsnip n
Parnsip ● 08 Mar ’22 >
81. B I tish n
A woman considered to be mean, overbearing or contemptible ● 19 Mar ’22 >
82. flutterby n
Butterfly ● 11 Mar ’21 >
83. daddy socks n
A technique of putting on a sock whereby the heel is pulled up through the leg so that the sole can be placed over the foot ● 30 Mar ’21 >
84. Fabrézé n
The stench suppressant Fabreze ● 08 Mar ’22 >
85. get off and milk it! exp
I am not very impressed with your vehicle ● 17 Mar ’21 >
86. emPHAHsis on the wrong syllAHble exp
Emphasis on the wrong syllable ● 04 Mar ’22 >
87. good girl, Daddy exp
You have my approval, Father ● 25 Mar ’21 >
88. cast nasturtiums exp
Cast aspersions ● 02 Feb ’22 >
89. flappyfishogram n
Echocardiogram, an ultrasound scan of the heart ● 29 Jul ’21 >
90. bumhug n
Humbug (the hard minty sweet) ● 24 Mar ’21 >
91. flosh n
With qualifier: fizzy liquid.
Without qualifier: elderflosh (qv) ● 19 Mar ’21 >
92. Bildad the Shuhite n
The shortest man in the christian bible ● 18 Apr ’22 >
93. BKJ adj
Bright, keen & jolly ● 24 Feb ’21 >
94. Cornish nasty n
1) A poorly made Cornish pasty.
2) A Cornish pasty
…depending on your point of view ● 23 Mar ’21 >
95. all the way round sir? exp
Literally “shall I serve you everything?” Can be used to imply a hint of gluttony ● 06 Nov ’21 >
96. bumpity bolliko (n) n
Collision, wreck, prang ● 03 Apr ’21 >
97. collapsize v
Capsize ● 04 Mar ’22 >
98. coffinated adj
Sold in a sealed punnet (of food) ● 27 Jul ’21 >
99. for Ron adj
For later on ● 19 Aug ’21 >
100. bloody great balloons exp
Callback to the desperate cry of a vendor of oversized balloons outside Madame Tussauds on a chilly spring day: “Balloons! Balloons! Bloody great balloons!” ● 18 Apr ’22 >
101. empty sugar bags exp
What couples actually say when they whisper sweet nothings ● 27 May ’21 >
102. de petits pois n
Two small pears… if your French is as bad as Mark’s was ● 10 Apr ’21 >
103. dusty end n
The part of a violin’s fingerboard closer to the bridge than to the nut, where non-classical players rarely venture ● 04 Sep ’21 >
104. brunty adj
Brunette ● 30 Mar ’21 >
105. Fiddlywaxeye n
Imaginary third person when sharing something out between two people – the person counting out ends up with ⅔ and their good-natured companion with ⅓ ● 11 Mar ’21 >
106. cuddly tick bird n
Hand-crafted birthday present for Naomi comprising a long white-bodied, yellow beaked, soft and cuddle-able tick bird, with appallingly prickly feet fashioned out of wire covered in sticky black insulating tape ● 01 Mar ’22 >
107. hankerchoof n
Handkerchief ● 03 Feb ’22 >
108. do you want me to write a letter? exp
Mum’s response to an offspring complaining about unfairness or strife at school, and later at work ● 07 Nov ’21 >
109. Depeche Mode n
The retailer Decathlon ● 06 Jul ’21 >
110. birdy num-num n
Bird seed ● 11 Jan ’22 >
111. elephants and teaspoons exp
Callback to the motivational phrase “How do you eat an elephant with a teaspoon? One spoonful at a time” ● 17 Jul ’22 >
112. bathroom thought n
A thought, had while using the facilities that exits your mind as you exit the smallest room ● 12 Mar ’21 >
113. big crisp n
Poppadom ● 09 Mar ’22 >
114. a crow, letting exp
I am pressing lightly on your head with the fingernails of one hand, and am claiming that a crow has settled there in case you should think that I am pressing lightly on your head with the fingernails of one hand ● 12 Mar ’21 >
115. glass cherries n
Glacé cherries ● 27 Feb ’22 >
116. do I have to eat the beak? exp
(No real meaning – just a bonding cry) ● 06 Nov ’21 >
117. code yellow exp
A pee, or going for a pee, or in need of a pee ● 25 May ’21 >
118. deg v
Water ● 29 Dec ’22 >
119. alec tricity n
Electricity ● 25 May ’21 >
120. East Ham adj
Mad ● 21 Mar ’22 >
121. EBI adj
Even better if… ● 03 Mar ’22 >
122. bastardsphere n
The inglorious company of spammers, hackers & phishers ● 13 May ’22 >
123. gorillas n
The key of G major ● 02 Mar ’22 >
124. boil the billy v
Make tea ● 07 Nov ’22 >
125. flippin’ ug adj
Unprepossessing ● 11 Jan ’22 >
126. another saucer of milk? exp
Goodness me, that was a catty [mean, spiteful] comment! ● 07 Nov ’21 >
127. fast thinking walk n
A solo walk ● 12 Jul ’22 >
128. good moaning exp
Good morning ● 25 May ’21 >
129. Belgian pish n
The beerish substance sold under the name Stella Artois ● 19 Jul ’22 >
130. Bob Cox n
The physicist Brian Cox ● 17 Sep ’21 >
131. don fly! exc
Be gone, flying insect! ● 21 Mar ’21 >
132. he’s got that round his neck exp
He has deeply misunderstood and/or perpetrated a severe logical or factual tangle ● 01 Mar ’22 >
133. do a Thomas v
Race out to the loo in the middle of a meal to make room for more food ● 08 Mar ’22 >
134. bumpity-bolliko (adj) adj
Uneven or bumpy (of a road) ● 07 Apr ’21 >
135. Columbo bladder n
The condition, familiar to some older gentlemen, that causes the bladder to suggest one last squirt after the micturiter has shut up shop, washed hands and headed for the door ● 25 May ’21 >
136. goodndit n
One of the good guys in a story ● 29 Jul ’21 >
137. donkeys n
The key of D major ● 02 Mar ’22 >
138. don’t bandy legs with me exp
Don’t quibble ● 06 Mar ’22 >
139. ancestor tea n
The weak tea resulting from topping a pot up with hot water a second or subsequent time ● 26 May ’21 >
140. a chill wind in the Trossachs exp
The sensation of wearing a kilt on a cold day ● 10 Mar ’22 >
141. delusions of adequacy n
The mindset of someone attempting to outperform their competence ● 05 Feb ’22 >
142. Biggles flies undone exp
1. (Meaningless interjection at any allusion to the fictional character James Bigglesworth, or to any other similarly improbably ept aviator)
2. Your flies are undone ● 26 May ’21 >
143. Cla’am n
Gentrified pronunciation of the London district Clapham ● 25 May ’21 >
144. ah-ahs n
Poo ● 19 Mar ’21 >
145. hiding behind the door when the brains were handed out adj
Not notably astute ● 06 Jul ’21 >
146. bearded mushrooms n
Breaded mushrooms ● 27 Jul ’21 >
147. a boy is a boy… exp
A callback to the proverb:
A boy is a boy
Two boys are half a boy
Three boys are no boy at all
…a commentary on the productivity of boys hired to do work, when child labour was considered acceptable ● 16 May ’21 >
148. E-Type punt n
Camping punt ● 03 Mar ’22 >
149. Draconia n
Fabled land of uncompromising law and order ● 28 Feb ’23 >
150. appalAchian contrOllay adj
Of French wines, appellation d’origine contrôlée… basically, not plonk ● 12 Jul ’22 >
151. I want to watch me daddy pee exp
(What it says) ● 15 Mar ’21 >
152. Déjà Vu n
Citroën Deux Chevaux (2CV) ● 13 Mar ’21 >
153. blind mullet n
Seaborne bolus ● 30 Mar ’21 >
154. Action Town n
Acton Town ● 08 Oct ’22 >
155. forgetty bowl of naise n
Spaghetti bolognaise ● 29 Mar ’21 >
156. ashpan n
Panache ● 07 Nov ’22 >
157. disgusterous adj
Disgusting ● 21 Mar ’21 >
158. come to the cookhouse door, boys! verse
The meal is ready ● 27 May ’21 >
159. Basingrad n
Basingstoke, a town in Hampshire ● 23 Apr ’21 >
160. extinguished adj
Distinguished ● 25 Mar ’21 >
161. BO-er n
Deodorant ● 27 Jul ’21 >
162. goggrybaggies adj
Mouldy, off, rotten (of food) ● 30 Jun ’22 >
163. doit v
Lose mental acuity (in the demotic: go ga-ga) ● 27 Feb ’23 >
164. bat tsch-tsch n
Bathroom cleaner ● 17 Mar ’21 >
165. bug rake n
Hair comb ● 16 Mar ’21 >
166. a light to lighten the genitals exp
Graffito seen in the gentlemen’s convenience of The Perch inn, Oxford, written beneath the single dim lamp on the wall above the urinals ● 06 Jul ’21 >
167. bonbon ching gum caramel! exp
(No real meaning – just a bonding cry) ● 06 Nov ’21 >
168. are we gentry or do we stack? exp
In practice it seemed to mean “I’m clearing the table now” between the courses of a meal, though none of us made much sense of it at the time ● 05 Jul ’22 >
169. chilli gone barmy n
Chilli con carne ● 27 Jul ’21 >
170. All’ Barone n
The pub chain All Bar One ● 29 Dec ’22 >
171. ecilop n
Police ● 01 Mar ’22 >
172. Coorg’s n
The American beer Coor’s ● 25 May ’21 >
173. baby abluga n
Baby beluga ● 04 Sep ’21 >
174. contribute! exc
Your participation in the conversation must increase ● 10 Feb ’22 >
175. fin de saison adj
Unwelcoming, with many facilities closed ● 13 May ’22 >
176. der dee twiddly, dee twiddly, dee botty-cracks exp
We have reached the end of this book/film/TV series ● 12 Mar ’21 >
177. Gusto n
A mystery friend ● 19 Aug ’21 >
178. bog n
Dog ● 12 Mar ’21 >
179. bezz pawk adj
Bespoke ● 12 May ’21 >
180. boom and scrunch n
The parlour game zoom and screech ● 22 Mar ’21 >
181. Brandywine Thistlebottom n
The actor Benedict Cumberbatch ● 24 Jan ’23 >
182. Bob’s your parent’s sibling exp
It’s as easy as that ● 11 Feb ’22 >
183. Ben Yehuda n
Pa’s nickname for Benno ● 09 Mar ’22 >
184. Yizanastikov the Russian exp
He has a nasty cough ● 30 Jan ’22 >
185. beef cut n
Crew cut ● 30 Mar ’22 >
186. Australian naming n
The practice of assigning proper names that are unduly literal, such as Great Barrier Reef, Northern Territory, Snowy Mountains, Great Sandy Desert, Mitchell Multilevel Falls, Great Dividing Range etc ● 19 Aug ’21 >
187. dumsey-whumnuts adj
Rough, uneven, pitted (of roads) ● 24 Feb ’21 >
188. dots n
A musical score ● 10 Mar ’22 >
189. go commando v
Perform a piece of music without referring to the score ● 18 Apr ’22 >
190. when you get to the final, you win exp
When you make it to the final of a competition, you expect to win ● 18 Apr ’22 >
191. fizzy knitting n
Overhead powerlines, particularly those for trolleybuses & trams ● 13 Mar ’23 >
192. Fairy Nuff exp
Fair enough. I acknowledge the validity of your position. I concede the point ● 06 Mar ’22 >
193. cunsternoon afterble exp
Good afternoon, constable ● 04 Sep ’21 >
194. here’s a tanner each to go away exp
Mental reaction to carol singers knocking the door. Can be literal or ironic. Would not actually be voiced ● 11 Aug ’21 >
195. how awdinawy! exc
Depressingly dull. Disappointingly ordinary ● 11 Mar ’21 >
196. that’s the badger! exc
Ah, *that* is the object/technique/problem/solution we were looking for ● 26 May ’21 >
197. curtains generation n
Those who grew up when mental illness was shameful and the only treatment was “pull yourself together” ● 31 Oct ’21 >
198. fundo-cubital dislocia n
The condition of being unable to distinguish between one’s arse and one’s elbow, of being clueless ● 25 May ’21 >
199. clever people like me who talk loudly in restaurants exp
Expression of disapproval of people who talk loudly in restaurants ● 11 Aug ’21 >
200. up to a point, Lord Copper exp
No ● 27 Jun ’21 >
201. One I love, Two I love, Three I love, I say verse
Callback to:
One I love
Two I love
Three I love, I say.
Four I love with all my heart
Five I cast away.
Six he loves
Seven she loves
Eight they both love.
Nine he comes,
Ten he tarries,
Eleven they court,
Twelve they marry.
Thirteen they quarrel
Fourteen they part
Fifteen one dies of a broken heart ● 04 Mar ’22 >
202. crunchy plate n
Poppadom ● 05 Feb ’22 >
203. biddle biddle exp
The ringing sound of a GPO Trimphone, the trendy alternative to the standard issue phone in the 1970s ● 06 Sep ’21 >
204. bogpaper music n
Homogenised soulless featureless maundering lift music – tear off amount required ● 19 Mar ’21 >
205. accident n
An impulse purchase ● 02 Jan ’22 >
206. it’s only me Naymee! exp
I am exercising my self-conferred right to enter your house without an invitation ● 27 Feb ’21 >
207. crop dusting v
Letting a fart whilst in motion, particularly indoors ● 27 Feb ’22 >
208. flappy plate n
Flour tortilla ● 20 Mar ’21 >
209. a day late and a dollar short adj
Applies to work that is both late and substandard ● 09 Mar ’22 >
210. gash adj
Broken.
Can also, in the same general sense, be a noun meaning rubbish ● 07 Nov ’21 >
211. blop n
Like blob, but ploppier ● 13 Apr ’21 >
212. Douglas Badger n
The WW2 fighter ace and hero Douglas Bader ● 17 Jul ’22 >
213. bidet n
Rear wash-wipe mechanism (of a vehicle) ● 05 Jul ’22 >
214. clickage n
Groceries purchased via a click-and-collect arrangement ● 07 Feb ’22 >
215. give every flying moment something to remember it by exp
Response to “I’m bored” ● 10 Feb ’22 >
216. babu peechi lal n
Self-important person ● 08 Oct ’22 >
217. crank tea n
Herbal infusion ● 20 Apr ’21 >
218. grabled exnaplation n
Garbled explanation… but garbled ● 14 Mar ’21 >
219. flaptop n
Laptop computer ● 29 Dec ’22 >
220. bogflosher n
Drain unblocker ● 25 May ’21 >
221. clootie n
Left-handed person ● 05 Mar ’21 >
222. da hoover’s broke exp
I’ve broken something and it’s your fault ● 12 Feb ’22 >
223. autocucumber n
The autocorrect function common on smartphones ● 24 Apr ’23 >
224. crack the sads v
To become upset or unhappy, or throw a tantrum ● 12 Jul ’22 >
225. canned elephant’s prick n
Tinned meat (eg Spam) ● 27 Feb ’23 >
226. foul infidel! Know you have trod on the toe of Abdul Abulbul Amir! verse
You have trodden on my foot ● 09 Mar ’22 >
227. eh bien, merde alors exp
Never mind, let’s move on ● 15 Nov ’22 >
228. FHB exp
Family Hold Back, a reminder at parties to let guests have a good crack at the nosh before piling in ● 21 Nov ’21 >
229. bouncealine n
Trampoline ● 30 Mar ’21 >
230. abratadabra exc
Answer to the question “What’s the magic word?” ● 30 Mar ’21 >
231. castrated adj
Decaffeinated (of coffee or tea) ● 20 Mar ’21 >
232. bum in the air adj
Hard at work ● 27 Feb ’22 >
233. flappy meats n
Cooked meats, charcuterie, cold cuts ● 04 Mar ’22 >
234. add more lightness exp
Cut out anything superfluous ● 27 Feb ’23 >
235. effluent n
Elephant ● 05 Feb ’22 >
236. diddle diddle dumpling, mice and John verse
Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
…the nursery rhyme ● 26 May ’21 >
237. goosegog n
Gooseberry ● 28 Jan ’22 >
238. fiat lux, a remark attributed to God exp
Let there be light ● 12 Mar ’21 >
239. flea rake n
Hair comb ● 28 Feb ’22 >
240. buttons on a wall exp
Response to “so what?” ● 18 Apr ’22 >
241. chocolate board n
The rear boarding platform of a bus, specifically of the AEC Regent Three ● 21 Nov ’21 >
242. sniggle v
Like snigger, but with less implied criticism ● 05 Jul ’21 >
243. god rest you jerry mentlemen verse
Mischievous variation on “God rest you merry, gentlemen” from the carol of the same name ● 11 Feb ’22 >
244. desecrated coconut n
Dessicated coconut ● 29 Jul ’21 >
245. Beezlebub n
Mispronunciation of Beelzebub ● 28 Feb ’21 >
246. breathe in, it’s good for you exp
Please cease complaining about this stinky farmyard ● 26 Feb ’21 >
247. Grindelchomps n
The historian, TV presenter and daughter of Reading Lucy Worsley ● 10 Jul ’22 >
248. fissle v
Surreptitously investigate wrapped presents before breakfast on Christmas morning ● 29 Dec ’22 >
249. flaming brandinis n
Game that involves pouring flaming brandy over a bowl of raisins and eating them while they’re still burning ● 04 May ’22 >
250. rabbit of negative euphoria n
One who is unhappy ● 17 Mar ’21 >
251. chill on the kidneys n
A gloriously specific non-specific ailment you are sure to contract should you go outside between October and April [UK] with your shirt untucked from your waistband ● 29 Oct ’23 >
252. dudu n
Insect or bug ● 21 Mar ’21 >
253. haddoncave v
Participate in PE without a jockstrap ● 27 Jun ’21 >
254. and hadn’t we the gaeity at Phil the fluter’s ball verse
A line that Dad would sing at the most unexpected of times ● 19 Mar ’22 >
255. I only dropped them once exp
I only destroyed { the item in question } once ● 27 Jul ’21 >
256. testiculate v
Employ expansive gestures whilst talking bollocks ● 11 Aug ’21 >
257. any more laid back, his bum would fall off exp
Extremely relaxed, perhaps reprehensibly so ● 26 May ’21 >
258. dead, and never called me mother exp
General purpose acknowledgement of a tragic circumstance ● 25 May ’21 >
259. epoophany n
A paradigm-shifting thought, reached while sitting upon the throne ● 12 Mar ’21 >
260. hodududuh n
Hand-powered carpet sweeper ● 04 Sep ’21 >
261. conkerbox n
A small, noisy car that rattles and shakes ● 31 Aug ’22 >
262. ars bin n
Wing bean ● 08 Mar ’22 >
263. Higwi Kombi n
High Wycombe ● 20 Apr ’21 >
264. dry as a Nullarbor rabbit adj
Thirsty ● 27 Feb ’22 >
265. didn’t want it ANYway! exp
Said when irreversibly deprived of something, particularly if through one’s own actions ● 01 Mar ’22 >
266. the camels are coming hurrah, hurrah! verse
Pa’s jingle, delivered in an Anglo-Indian lilt, to go with jiggling a small child on his knee ● 05 Mar ’22 >
267. encambula n
Ambulance ● 30 Mar ’21 >
268. elderflosh n
Elderflower cordial ● 19 Mar ’21 >
269. beep conveyor n
One of those vehicles used in airports and hospitals for conveying loud, unsettling beeps around the place ● 24 Jan ’23 >
270. envelote n
Envelope ● 30 Mar ’21 >
271. get off home with you! exc
Your round of golf is spoiling the view from my window ● 08 Mar ’21 >
272. cockpit ape n
One who drives with an arm resting along the door, in the manner of Clarkson J and Johnson B ● 28 Jul ’21 >
273. ’twill fit!! exc
Despite signs to the contrary, this jigsaw piece WILL fit! ● 08 Mar ’22 >
274. old bagaloon n
Humourless older woman ● 06 Mar ’21 >
275. hand in one’s badge and gun v
Resign ● 30 Jun ’22 >
276. cowp v
Capsize ● 01 Jul ’22 >
277. gee what great looking kids – are they adopted? exp
Intended meaning: Your kids are a lot blonder than you two ● 30 Mar ’21 >
278. zizzer-zoof seeds n
Features, especially in software, “which nobody wants, because nobody needs” ● 03 Mar ’21 >
279. ky-oo Daddy! exc
On second thoughts, Father, I should like to take up your offer to carry me ● 03 Mar ’21 >
280. furphy n
A tall tale. An erroneous or improbable story that is claimed to be factual ● 12 Jul ’22 >
281. misery bite n
Comfort food when unwell ● 18 Apr ’22 >
282. sloppies n
Loose-fitting clothing worn inside the home. Daylight PJs ● 10 Feb ’22 >
283. bumbalo bag n
Bumbag (US: fannypack) ● 15 Nov ’22 >
284. go swimming with the children v
Defecate ● 18 Apr ’22 >
285. may your wheels turn square and your petrol turn to water! exc
A curse directed at disobliging drivers ● 20 Jan ’23 >
286. hoggry tiglets! exc
My, what a satisfying ending! ● 14 Mar ’21 >
287. wankpanzer n
Large agricultural vehicle when chosen for use in an urban environment ● 12 Apr ’22 >
288. assumptions make an ass of ump and tions exp
Avoid making assumptions ● 25 May ’21 >
289. what a day dad had! exc
Father has suffered some setbacks today ● 10 Jul ’22 >
290. Mr Bump exp
An iterative navigation technique that eschews maps, plans and electronic devices and instead proceeds in the hope that each failed attempt will at least bring the traveller a little nearer to the destination. Characterised by scenic routes & late arrivals ● 01 Mar ’22 >
291. that man did smack me with a needle! exc
Toddler Mark’s blubbing reaction to an inoculation which he had not expected ● 16 Apr ’21 >
292. while you’re on your feet… exp
By standing up you have made yourself liable for any tasks that I want doing (such as bringing us all a cup of tea) ● 19 Mar ’22 >
293. amontiddly-doh n
Amontillado, a variety of sherry ● 20 Jun ’23 >
294. run around to get wet adj
Having a low rate of flow (of a bathroom shower) ● 01 Jul ’22 >
295. can’t get his tongue round his Rs adj
Has difficulty saying the letter R ● 31 Oct ’21 >
296. percussive maintenance n
Trying to fix a thing by hitting it ● 01 Jul ’22 >
297. shut up and give your arse a chance exp
You appear to be talking nonsense ● 17 Mar ’21 >
298. fluff v
To break wind ● 24 Jan ’23 >
299. oomagoolie n
Umami, the one of the five basic tastes that didn’t have an English word (so we took the Japanese one) ● 21 Nov ’21 >
300. sickly cake n
Individual cake of the indulgent type served for afternoon tea at the right sort of hotel ● 11 Mar ’21 >
301. grouse adj
Very good ● 25 May ’21 >
302. dial, face, mug, pan or mat n
Face ● 07 Nov ’22 >
303. Boom-holé n
Fictional planet ● 27 Jul ’21 >
304. obstacular adj
In the nature or manner of an obstacle ● 12 Mar ’21 >
305. haus sik n
Hospital ● 02 Mar ’22 >
306. earbash n
A verbal harangue ● 07 Nov ’22 >
307. surface filing n
A system of filing that involves leaving everything on the desktop, ie no system at all ● 28 Feb ’22 >
308. fall over blackwards exp
Positive discrimination taken to extremes ● 16 May ’21 >
309. hot will grow cold, if greedy will wait exp
If you had patience then your mouth would not be burning right now ● 12 Mar ’21 >
310. fartidoodalus n
One who messes around, or exhibits lack of focus and determination ● 27 Jul ’21 >
311. paucey adj
Limp, pale or unprepossessing ● 21 Mar ’21 >
312. cock a deaf ’un v
Cock a deaf ear; ignore the thing a person has said ● 12 Jul ’22 >
313. how’s your belly off for spots? exp
How are you ● 21 Mar ’21 >
314. catch a falling poo verse
Catch a falling poo and put it in a packet,
Try not to make a mess.
Catch a falling poo and put it in a packet,
Send it to the NHS.
—to the tune of Catch a falling star ● 20 Jun ’23 >
315. soft poop n
Soft scoop ice cream, noted more for its malleability than its delectability ● 10 Jul ’22 >
316. wadundudundu n
Sleeping policeman (speed bump) intended as a traffic-calming measure ● 21 Mar ’21 >
317. the job’s a good ’un exp
We have achieved our objective ● 12 Feb ’22 >
318. piece of chelief n
Chief of police ● 28 Feb ’22 >
319. Marcus Aurelius n
Dad’s pet name for Mark ● 05 Dec ’21 >
320. swooshbox n
Dishwasher ● 25 May ’21 >
321. wut‽ exc
Like what‽, but whattier ● 16 Apr ’21 >
322. 1-2-3 wash yourself, ducky! exc
I am throwing a handful of wet sand at you ● 09 Mar ’21 >
323. everybody’s got to be somewhere exp
Response to “What are you doing here?” ● 30 Jul ’23 >
324. samting, nating exp
Not worth worrying about (or remembering or noticing) ● 28 Feb ’22 >
325. Grey Funnel Line n
The navy ● 26 Jun ’23 >
326. floor sweepings n
The type of bread so full of roughage that it barely hangs together, and is often understatedly sold as “multigrain” ● 10 Jul ’22 >
327. shrapnel n
Small change, especially foreign coins that would be worthless on returning home ● 28 Feb ’22 >
328. I’ll have the other half now exp
Perhaps I could be persuaded to a little more beer ● 19 Mar ’21 >
329. pump n
Nonsense ● 24 Mar ’21 >
330. snortelly snips n
Sleep, especially in anticipation ● 17 Mar ’21 >
331. changed his 40 for two 20s and found he wasn’t wired for it exp
Catty comment about a man who proves over-ambitious in his philandering ● 29 Oct ’23 >
332. defillibrator n
Defibrillator ● 01 Jul ’22 >
333. little teapots have big spouts exp
Let us continue this discussion later, when the children aren’t listening ● 26 Feb ’21 >
334. donkey manure exp
An utterance of deniable disrespect for Afrikaaners ● 06 Sep ’23 >
335. dudu maki n
Insect repellent ● 04 Mar ’22 >
336. tight as a crab’s arse under water adj
Unduly economy-minded ● 08 Mar ’21 >
337. winnebago n
A Milwaukee brand tape measure ● 30 Mar ’22 >
338. Turd & Cabbage n
Slug & Lettuce, the restaurant chain ● 27 Jun ’21 >
339. blick auf exp
Wake up! ● 28 Feb ’21 >
340. lah-pom n
Lavatory ● 09 Mar ’21 >
341. cleveh adj
Clever in a rather smug sort of way ● 15 Mar ’23 >
342. it’s only a trifle said the monkey exp
Callback to:
”It’s only a trifle!” said the monkey as it peed onto the sponge fingers
…an expression of disdain for the gallimaufric pudding known as a trifle ● 26 Dec ’21 >
343. in the nothings adj
Naked ● 19 Mar ’22 >
344. peelywally baggie n
Part-baked baguette ● 09 Mar ’21 >
345. said Aunt Helga exp
response to anyone saying “tis” (or “it is” without sufficient care) ● 12 Mar ’21 >
346. Lethal Festival n
The Leith Hill Musical Festival ● 27 May ’21 >
347. short arms, deep pockets adj
Mean, stingy ● 08 Mar ’21 >
348. niggs n
Eggs ● 30 Mar ’21 >
349. American seat n
A merry conceit ● 27 Feb ’21 >
350. square measles n
A QR code, one of those 2-D barcode things like… like… well, like square measles ● 28 Sep ’22 >
351. there we are then! exc
What a silly person! ● 27 Jun ’21 >
352. elephant paper n
Kitchen roll ● 03 Mar ’21 >
353. takes the skin off your teeth exp
An effect of eating rhubarb ● 09 Mar ’22 >
354. I’ve got my big eating hat on! exp
Settle down, stop this noise/disagreement/kerfuffle ● 13 Mar ’21 >
355. ladies of negotiable affection n
Female sex workers ● 07 Feb ’22 >
356. salad pie n
Quiche ● 13 Apr ’21 >
357. noxious weed n
Non-native species of plant ● 11 Mar ’21 >
358. Horrible Life n
Herbal Life (now Herbalife), the brand of shampoo & similar products ● 12 May ’21 >
359. by gum I’m stuck. What am I? exp
[Riddle] ● 10 Sep ’23 >
360. bagaloons n
Capacious knickers ● 27 Feb ’21 >
361. vollay! exc
I am about to hit you ● 01 Jul ’22 >
362. St Reatham n
Gentrified pronunciation of the London district Streatham ● 25 May ’21 >
363. A-flute v
To campaign with the use of an A-frame adorned with corflutes proclaiming the campaginer’s message ● 22 Oct ’23 >
364. some people really work at being miserable exp
Gosh, s/he doesn’t look for the silver lining! ● 06 Jul ’21 >
365. a peach of a boat exp
Literally: A very nice boat.
Intended meaning: A fishing boat ● 05 Mar ’21 >
366. omzetbelasting exc
Imprecation that sounds ruder than it is ● 27 Jul ’21 >
367. stuck in me clack exp
Stuck in my throat ● 01 Mar ’22 >
368. hoof-hearted exp
Has the form of an adjective, but is just a surreptitious way of calling out someone else’s flatulence ● 31 Oct ’21 >
369. WOMBAT n
Waste of money, brains and time ● 05 Mar ’21 >
370. lie like a flatfish v
Tell extreme lies ● 02 Mar ’21 >
371. flatusphere n
The hazard zone of a flatus ● 06 Mar ’21 >
372. forn prongs n
Travel adapters for electrical plugs ● 04 Mar ’21 >
373. Harwich for the Continent, {Frinton} for the incontinent exp
Old folk joke from the time when “Harwich for the Continent” would be generally recognised ● 18 Aug ’23 >
374. bim n
Bowel movement ● 28 Feb ’21 >
375. there’s no show without Punch exp
Jobs don’t get done when the person who normally does them is away ● 21 Mar ’21 >
376. my back, my belly and my two sides exp
Response to person complaining they feel unwell ● 12 May ’21 >
377. no use to man or dog exp
Useless ● 14 Mar ’21 >
378. op n
Any edible liquid/paste/stew ● 09 Mar ’21 >
379. susu bilong bulmacow n
Cows’ milk ● 01 Mar ’22 >
380. avian fornication n
Thing of no regard ● 03 Sep ’23 >
381. slimy ming fruit n
Avocado ● 28 Feb ’21 >
382. fart young smeller n
Smart young feller ● 05 Mar ’21 >
383. hey, Mr Squirrel, pull your pants up! exp
Callback to a joke that clearly tickled Pa but was never given in full ● 03 Sep ’23 >
384. shenzi adj
Below standard, no good ● 02 Mar ’22 >
385. if you get there first, draw a chalk line; if I get there first, I’ll rub it out exp
(Laudable nonsense) ● 11 Mar ’21 >
386. I was a fool to think the old Percy was dead exp
I find myself amorously inclined ● 06 Sep ’21 >
387. hogwashing hat n
Impromptu sun hat made by drawing up a t-shirt until the neck band sits round the forehead and the remainder covers the neck ● 03 Mar ’21 >
388. punctuality is a politeness of kings exp
Don’t be late ● 11 Aug ’21 >
389. our friend who travels on his belly n
Snake ● 04 Mar ’22 >
390. I’ll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion verse
I shall have my revenge, in a sort of easy-going way ● 27 Jan ’22 >
391. bong n
Person defined by their location, role or relationship ● 28 Feb ’21 >
392. there was a young man of Tralee verse
Callback to the limerish:
There was a young man of Tralee
Got stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked “Did it hurt?”
He said “No not a bit
Thank goodness it wasn’t a hornet” ● 27 May ’21 >
393. hold back my sleeve while I put my finger to my forehead exp
I am trying to bring a forgotten thing to mind ● 04 Mar ’22 >
394. pingams n
Belly button ● 03 Mar ’21 >
395. when a man is tired of Bracknell… exp
Callback to:
When a man is tired of Bracknell he has been there 20 mins ● 10 Mar ’22 >
396. there’s a ghost, there’s a ghost, throw a flannel at its face! exc
I see you have a flannel on your face. I am about to throw another at you. The flannel already on your face will make this a shocking experience ● 12 Mar ’21 >
397. North Pole, duty penguin exp
Mischievous or stroppy phrase for answering a ringing phone ● 21 Nov ’21 >
398. le grand fromage lui-même exp
The big cheese himself ● 19 Jul ’21 >
399. wi’ oor knickers hangin’ doon exp
Obligatory rejoinder to “we’re off tae toon” (or “we’re off to town”, as the case may be) ● 24 Mar ’21 >
400. vacs up nice adj
Responds well to treatment with a vacuum cleaner ● 08 Mar ’21 >
401. susu n
Breast; breast milk. ● 01 Mar ’22 >
402. osh n
Generic term for sauces, soufflés, jellies, dips, pastes, pickles and other comestibles of a similar consistency ● 04 Mar ’21 >
403. listen to the silence! exc
Isn’t it quiet? ● 19 Mar ’21 >
404. humididity n
Humidity ● 13 Mar ’21 >
405. poffle n
Pop filter for a microphone ● 24 Mar ’21 >
406. I want gets nothing exp
Don’t ask for things ● 11 Aug ’21 >
407. wee board n
The pastry base of a tart ● 03 Mar ’21 >
408. cover it over quick, Jemima! verse
You are displaying a little more flesh than you might wish ● 08 Mar ’21 >
409. rectal floss n
The type of swimming attire that disappears up the wearer’s bum crack (intentionally) ● 23 Apr ’21 >
410. charge like a wounded bull v
Charge exorbitantly ● 02 Mar ’21 >
411. puffin break n
When climbing, a puffing break with a pretext ● 04 Mar ’21 >
412. be told! exc
Don’t argue! ● 28 Feb ’21 >
413. pince mie n
Mince pie, the Christmas comestible ● 18 Mar ’22 >
414. basking hickory stick n
Lavatory bowl floater ● 28 Feb ’21 >
415. you’ve all done very well exp
You’ve all done very well ● 19 Mar ’23 >
416. hypodemic nerdle n
Hypodermic needle ● 05 Mar ’21 >
417. I’m as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth exp
Answer to the question “How old are you?” ● 29 Jan ’22 >
418. warning-warning exp
Everything is fine ● 05 Feb ’22 >
419. tentacles n
Testicles ● 28 Jan ’22 >
420. it has a better chance now exp
The mistake that prevented a thing from working has now been rectified ● 05 Dec ’21 >
421. if you’re up that way with your teeth exp
If you will be going anyway ● 09 Mar ’21 >
422. pugsaw jizzle n
Jigsaw puzzle ● 13 Mar ’21 >
423. smells like coffee, looks like cocoa n
WW1 army tea ● 14 Mar ’21 >
424. ready-ready adj
Ready, this moment, to do the next thing (as opposed to starting to think about bringing the previous activity to a close… at some point… probably, which is some people’s idea of “ready”) ● 09 Aug ’21 >
425. POETS day n
Piss off early, tomorrow’s Saturday (or, for sensitive ears, Push off…) ● 27 May ’21 >
426. lumps n
Mumps ● 21 Mar ’21 >
427. big clock n
Thing to be coveted ● 28 Feb ’21 >
428. muchos cocineros chica/chico! exc
My goodness, what a lot of people there are in the kitchen! ● 04 Sep ’21 >
429. who’s going round the roundabout? verse
(Rhetorical) ● 19 Mar ’21 >
430. hyper-bowl n
Hyperbole ● 17 Mar ’21 >
431. idées au dessus de son gare exp
Ideas above his station, a classic put-down of those trying to advance themselves by those who consider themselves superior ● 04 Feb ’22 >
432. so you do that exp
Response to an inaudible PA announcement ● 08 Mar ’21 >
433. aleebee n
Alibi ● 21 Aug ’23 >
434. jam sandwich n
Police car ● 13 Apr ’21 >
435. PhD point n
A subtlety in a creative work so obscure that it will pass unnoticed, unless it becomes the subject of a PhD one day ● 13 Mar ’21 >
436. spacemen drop-off n
Specimen drop-off ● 27 Mar ’21 >
437. Saint Sean n
The French composer Camille Saint-Saëns ● 14 Jan ’22 >
438. my wife’s wedding anniversary exp
Hallmark of an unromantic husband ● 06 Sep ’21 >
439. village aunty n
Vigilante ● 19 Aug ’21 >
440. Iliff Point n
The remotest part of a beach, where we would go to be away from everyone else (even though it meant lugging everything miles from the car) ● 03 Mar ’21 >
441. respectawiggle adj
Respectable ● 17 Mar ’21 >
442. Muggerborski n
The composer Mussorgsky ● 03 Mar ’21 >
443. Burly Chassis n
The Welsh singer Shirley Bassey ● 03 Sep ’23 >
444. snotty gobbles (or snot block) n
Vanilla slices ● 04 Mar ’22 >
445. homeopathic vodka n
Water ● 27 Jun ’21 >
446. bobaligoo n
Boat fender ● 28 Feb ’21 >
447. nanny nagface n
One prone to give far more criticism or other feedback than the situation warrants ● 11 Feb ’22 >
448. oddfather/oddmother n
A role akin to godfather / godmother suitable for an atheist ● 07 Feb ’22 >
449. Ministry of Tidy Folk n
[1] When composers in the classical tradition adopt folk music fatally by stabbing it through the soul with a baton.
[2] People who believe that the version of a folk tune they know is the one true and only version, in flagrant denial of the folk process ● 05 Dec ’21 >
450. cash’n’flash n
Pay-and-display car park ● 03 Mar ’21 >
451. sausinge n
Sausage ● 13 Mar ’21 >
452. sooky adj
Timid and/or apt to complain and/or resistant to fun ● 17 Mar ’21 >
453. cooking fat! exc
By jove, that cat is annoying me ● 02 Mar ’21 >
454. you are my sunshine, my only sunshine verse
The song:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you!
Please don’t take my sunshine away! ● 04 Mar ’22 >
455. that’s small onions exp
That is the end. We have done all that we are here to do ● 11 Feb ’22 >
456. Milly-Molly-Mandy house n
A stereotypical house, absolutely symmetrical with one window each side of the porch, three matching windows on the first floor (2ⁿᵈ if you’re American) & the pitch of the roof matching the pitch of the porch ● 27 Jun ’21 >
457. ump and tions exp
What assumptions make an ass of ● 20 Aug ’21 >
458. now the weather turns quite dirty and the clock it strikes five-thirty exp
The weather is taking a turn for the worse ● 07 Feb ’22 >
459. testiculae loquans adj
Talking bollocks. Purveying rubbish ● 05 Dec ’21 >
460. case case case exp
In any case ● 02 Mar ’21 >
461. Page Nine n
The Italian violinist & composer Niccolò Paganini ● 14 Jan ’22 >
462. the chop n
A vasectomy ● 10 Feb ’22 >
463. I remember being in Scotland verse
A callback to the song fragment:
I remember being in Scotland
Shooting peas up a nanny goat’s bottom
…to the tune of Men of Harlech ● 25 May ’21 >
464. FOFO n
A basis for the valuation of stocks (inventory) hard-found by young auditors ● 10 Sep ’23 >
465. what about a water bottle Wattle? exp
The sound of a fart while bathing ● 24 Jan ’23 >
466. white seals n
White folk swimming in the Thames, especially before the suntan season ● 30 Mar ’21 >
467. home again, home again, jiggedy jog verse
We are finally home! Pa would chant it upon arriving home after an outing with Mr Bump ● 12 Mar ’21 >
468. parroty error exp
When your parrot says “pieces of seven” ● 01 Mar ’22 >
469. orpathedic adj
Orthopaedic ● 29 Jul ’21 >
470. more of a meal than a drink exp
Tea served from a pot without a strainer ● 27 Jun ’21 >
471. little birdie flying high verse
A callback to this ditty:
Little birdie flying high
Drops a present from the sky
Angry farmer wipes his eye
Thanking god that cows don’t fly ● 12 May ’21 >
472. warned in a dream exp
Take a different route ● 06 Sep ’21 >
473. white horse n
A perfect guest ● 21 Mar ’22 >
474. the full catastrophe exp
Everything; all of the thing we’re discussing ● 08 Mar ’22 >
475. sun, sea, sand and, er…, palms exp
Manual self-stimulation ● 28 Jul ’21 >
476. most highly flavoured gravy verse
Mischievous variation on Most highly favoured lady, a line from the carol The Angel Gabriel ● 11 Feb ’22 >
477. potato sock n
Sock with several holes ● 04 Mar ’21 >
478. oh Lucky Jim! exc
Well that’s not good ● 05 Jul ’22 >
479. yellow is mellow, but if it’s brown flush it down exp
Flush poo but not pee ● 08 Mar ’21 >
480. the door’s not shut on my genius but… verse
I’ll eventually prove to be brilliant ● 08 Mar ’22 >
481. longhetti n
Spaghetti (see Notes) ● 08 Mar ’21 >
482. obsquecious adj
Obsequious ● 17 Sep ’21 >
483. ordinary Australian tea n
India tea ● 27 Feb ’23 >
484. they’ll never sell ice creams at that speed exp
An emergency vehicle is passing with its siren going ● 11 Feb ’22 >
485. wellcome home exp
Welcome home ● 16 Mar ’21 >
486. whackers n
Lies ● 02 Mar ’21 >
487. laxadaisical adj
Like lackadaisical, but laxer ● 28 Jul ’21 >
488. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by exp
I hate deadlines ● 28 Feb ’22 >
489. you daft ha’p’orth! exc
That is entertainingly silly ● 07 Apr ’21 >
490. no fun allowed exp
You have tried to do something nice for yourself and the world will not permit it ● 12 Mar ’21 >
491. pick up fag-ends v
Pay attention to snippets of others’ conversation, perhaps without the full context, often with a view to joining in. Or butting in, if you will ● 07 Nov ’21 >
492. soft day n
A day that’s raining stair-rods (cats & dogs, the devil & pitchforks, bullfrogs or your own regional expression to taste) ● 15 Nov ’22 >
493. knock it on the head exp
A suggestion by Dad’s consultant for dealing with a UTI ● 16 Mar ’21 >
494. pang! exc
Like bang, but clangier ● 03 Mar ’21 >
495. time to put clothes on exp
Time to get up ● 21 Mar ’21 >
496. oh bother! exc
Things are not going well ● 17 Mar ’21 >
497. Iliff Wight n
Isle of Wight, a county of England ● 03 Mar ’21 >
498. gobble v
Ogle. Observe lecherously ● 21 Aug ’23 >
499. priestidge n
Prestige ● 24 Mar ’21 >
500. stumps (or call stumps) exp
Declare the end of play – call a halt to an undertaking with no defined end, or simply decide it’s bedtime ● 13 Mar ’21 >
501. Warr-Doorr n
Wardour Street in London, a centre of the film industry ● 21 Nov ’21 >
502. yam all right our kid? exp
Do you fare well, sibling? ● 20 Mar ’21 >
503. I don’t boil my cabbages twice exp
I decline to repeat the words to which you failed to give proper attention ● 04 Mar ’21 >
504. shivery bite n
Biscuit or sweet issued after a swim ● 03 Mar ’21 >
505. yow cor wack it exp
That would be hard to beat ● 18 Dec ’21 >
506. straight-straight-straight exp
Straight on ● 11 Aug ’21 >
507. Joe Blake n
Snake ● 04 Mar ’22 >
508. one more shirt will do me exp
Don’t wash or iron me any more shirts as I’m going to drop dead any moment now ● 12 May ’21 >
509. who’s “she” – the cat’s mother? exc
Refer to women by their names, not pronouns! ● 03 Apr ’21 >
510. tibbit! exc
Shout to be given if first to sight a yellow hydrant during a car journey ● 19 Mar ’21 >
511. horse’s douvers n
Hors d’oeuvres ● 19 Mar ’21 >
512. wall botherer n
Hammer drill ● 24 Jan ’23 >
513. insult v
Consult ● 07 Nov ’21 >
514. spider werb n
Spider’s web ● 27 Jun ’21 >
515. what will you have? said the waiter exp
A callback to this ditty:
“What will you have?” said the waiter, pensively picking his nose
“Two boiled eggs, you scoundrel – you won’t get your fingers in those” ● 12 May ’21 >
516. Mount Ararat n
Mount Alvernia hospital, Guildford, which is a long climb from the bus stop on the Epsom road ● 27 May ’21 >
517. it’s worse than the ticktolleroo exp
A little less fidgeting please ● 07 Apr ’21 >
518. do it self! exc
I firmly decline your offer of help ● 04 Mar ’21 >
519. it was in the last place I looked exp
I’ve found it ● 29 Jan ’22 >
520. lobster pop n
Lobster pot ● 17 Sep ’21 >
521. we are the cockyolly birds all red and green and gold verse
Fragment of a song Evelyn suddenly burst into after it sat dormant and unsung in her memory for 40 years ● 07 Mar ’22 >
522. it’s been a bad year for Scottish hill farmers exp
(Intended as a conversation stopper) ● 29 Jan ’22 >
523. propelleper n
Propeller ● 08 Jan ’22 >
524. peelywally adj
Unwell, washed out, under the weather, pale & uninteresting ● 09 Mar ’21 >
525. wobulence n
Mild turbulence ● 03 Mar ’21 >
526. sparrowfart n
Very early in the morning ● 21 Nov ’21 >
527. hollow legs adj
One capable of eating large amounts of food while remaining slender ● 05 Feb ’22 >
528. second coffee n
Weak brew made by re-steeping grounds that have already been used to make the nice coffee ● 28 Jan ’22 >
529. move your lips! exc
Your diction is unsatisfactory ● 12 Mar ’21 >
530. if I wasn’t a gunner I wouldn’t be here exp
Timing phrase used by the gunner during a gun salute to ensure the bangs are evenly spaced ● 30 Jun ’22 >
531. murano adj
Merino ● 25 Mar ’21 >
532. pune or play on words n
Pun or wordplay ● 21 Mar ’21 >
533. hopsital n
Hospital ● 27 Mar ’21 >
534. Jo-Jo le Plongeur n
The children’s bath toy Diver Dan ● 03 Mar ’22 >
535. jagular n
Jaguar – can apply both to panthera onca and to the car brand ● 19 Mar ’22 >
536. Teetee de Boof n
Tête de Bœuf restaurant in Wootton Wawen, Warwickshire ● 05 Mar ’22 >
537. two-six exp
Cue for concerted action; same meaning as the more customary one-two-three ● 12 Jul ’22 >
538. poverty model n
Bottom-of-the-range option, especally where the cost savings are conspicuous ● 03 Mar ’21 >
539. I wanna beetroot exc
I really like the look of those toffee apples ● 07 Mar ’21 >
540. wobblevoice n
Singing with vibrato, especially when taken to excess ● 04 Sep ’21 >
541. limerish n
Limerick that doesn’t quite follow the rules of that verse form ● 11 Aug ’21 >
542. you can go off people exp
A person I have hitherto admired has done or said something reprehensible ● 27 Apr ’21 >
543. oatygoats n
Goats ● 07 Apr ’21 >
544. rumble-tumble n
Anglo-Indian dish comprising scrambled eggs, onions and whatever stuff needs eating up ● 05 Mar ’22 >
545. unleaded adj
Decaffeinated ● 12 May ’21 >
546. saganaki! exc
Goodness me, what low-hanging testicles that chap has been blessed with! ● 04 Mar ’21 >
547. priest car n
Morris Minor, a 1948-71 economy car that could have given the VW Beetle a run for its money on the world stage had it been as reliable ● 05 Dec ’21 >
548. let’s put the roof on first exp
Let’s do a thing that due reflection would reveal to be impossible ● 06 Sep ’21 >
549. splash me boots! exp
Excuse me while I make a visit to the gents’ lavatory ● 12 Mar ’21 >
550. Notlob n
Bolton, a town in Lancashire ● 04 Mar ’21 >
551. old folk joke n
A joke so old that it tickles no-one, but must be trotted out when a suitable setup is given ● 11 Aug ’21 >
552. squeamful adj
Like squeamish, but less indefinite ● 17 Mar ’21 >
553. park-anywheres n
A vehicle’s hazard warning lights (aka four-way flashers) ● 04 Mar ’21 >
554. flopsam & jepsam n
Flotsam & jetsam ● 03 Mar ’21 >
555. gawn awf and gawt lawst exp
Gone astray ● 26 Jun ’23 >
556. unmatched pointer n
A loose end; an unresolved issue ● 18 Mar ’22 >
557. You are very ugly today, Pa/Ma Ubu! exp
A gently loving greeting to one’s spouse in the morning ● 28 Feb ’22 >
558. washing machine n
A water’s-edge game: while able to stand, hold hands facing inwards in a ring; float & kick legs to make a splash, and if possible get some rotation going. For 4+ participants ● 28 Jul ’21 >
559. no bones in it! exp
Easy, little one, there’s nothing hard to swallow in my milk ● 27 Apr ’21 >
560. thunderwobbler n
Spin dryer, or washing machine when spin drying ● 11 Mar ’21 >
561. shabby and miscellaneous adj
Disappointing ● 02 Mar ’21 >
562. if UCP on tripe don’t eat it exp
If you see pee on tripe don’t eat it ● 12 Feb ’22 >
563. wee knights n
Week nights ● 02 Feb ’22 >
564. Maggie Murphy’s please park prettily exp
You can park better than that ● 07 Feb ’22 >
565. rent to the ideal exp
The cost of trust. The price paid for the comfort of trusting people ● 04 Feb ’22 >
566. makes your eyebrows sweat exp
An unexpected consequence of eating blackcurrants ● 05 Mar ’21 >
567. toasty bombola n
Heated car seat ● 02 Mar ’21 >
568. rough as a badger adj
Rough (in the sense of not smooth, but not in the sense of approximate) ● 17 Sep ’21 >
569. tell it not in Gath exp
Between you and me… ● 06 Mar ’22 >
570. hullabaloo n
One given to loud and/or exhibitionist behaviour, especially when boating ● 31 Oct ’21 >
571. ours adj
Our ● 13 May ’22 >
572. Stinkyniger n
Rhosneigr, the seaside village in Anglesey ● 12 May ’21 >
573. Snablats n
St Albans ● 04 Mar ’21 >
574. floordrobe n
The floor of a bedroom when scattered with clothing ● 22 Oct ’23 >
575. toed in the hole v
Kicked up the bum ● 24 Apr ’23 >
576. cronky donkey n
Decrepit railway train, especially an old DMU ● 06 Mar ’21 >
577. trowers n
Trousers ● 11 Feb ’22 >
578. my aunt, having made a telephone call, is feeling very much better exp
Mischievous mistranslation of the French expression Tant pis, tant mieux ● 27 Jan ’22 >
579. Mr Brown upstairs smoking n
The wholly fictitious person a young lad claimed would pay his bus fare, buying him time to scarper when the conductor went upstairs ● 06 Jul ’21 >
580. where’s the yucky bowl? exp
This meal is not entirely palatable ● 23 Apr ’21 >
581. who’s died? exp
Your flies are undone ● 30 Mar ’22 >
582. snot harpoon n
Nasal swab ● 07 Nov ’21 >
583. vauum n
The sound of a vacuum-flush lavatory ● 04 Mar ’21 >
584. one-legged Santa at an arse-kicking party n
A now-retired Christmas illumination in Reading town centre ● 30 Jun ’22 >
585. it’s the water exp
Expression of disdain for mass-market American beers ● 25 May ’21 >
586. Silliam William n
Intentionally pompous variation of the mild put-down Silly Billy ● 06 Jul ’21 >
587. they are curlews of the fenland! verse
Call and response upon seeing a seagull. ● 09 Mar ’21 >
588. let my son have the ball! exc
Veiled threat to embarrass an offspring by intervening on their behalf in something they ought to have under control ● 22 Mar ’21 >
589. undercrunk n
Strip of pebbles just below the waterline on an otherwise sandy beach ● 03 Mar ’21 >
590. nose pie n
The yield from a nose-picking foray ● 07 Nov ’21 >
591. fok strongbody adj
Powerful, strong, intense ● 03 Mar ’21 >
592. if I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder exp
Response to “walk this way” ● 29 Dec ’22 >
593. open the breach and fire the gun exp
Callback to the couplet:
Wakey wakey! Morning’s come
Open the breach and fire the gun ● 15 Nov ’22 >
594. whackysticky n
Border morris dancing, the flavour of that noble art that involves the percussive use of staves ● 03 Mar ’22 >
595. tisbic n
Biscuit ● 01 Jul ’22 >
596. the customer is always the customer exp
The supplier’s job is to satisfy the wants of the customer, however unhinged they might appear ● 12 Apr ’22 >
597. loggy sticks n
Logistics ● 17 Mar ’21 >
598. lumpy ming fruit n
Beetroot ● 08 Mar ’21 >
599. mloddy adj
Mouldy ● 11 Feb ’22 >
600. what a fall of royalty! exc
Goodness, those picture cards were badly defeated! ● 12 Mar ’21 >
601. misery chest n
First aid kit taken on holidays, or medicine cupboard at home ● 26 May ’21 >
602. p’daahlo n
Pedalo ● 24 Mar ’21 >
603. practise beforehand which ruins the fun verse
Take preparation seriously. Callback to Flanders & Swann’s A song of patriotic prejudice:
And all the world over each nation’s the same
They’ve simply no notion of playing the game
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they’ve won
And they practise beforehand which ruins the fun ● 27 Jun ’21 >
604. tisswiss for Mummy exp
Cue phrase for emptying a sleepy child during the night ● 13 May ’22 >
605. sat in a tyre exp
Reference to the phrase Dressed in silk and satin attire ● 19 Jan ’22 >
606. make friends in cookhouse exp
Treat support workers with respect ● 23 Apr ’21 >
607. jock v
Miss, skip, cut or otherwise fail to attend ● 11 Feb ’22 >
608. nipple cake n
Cherry bakewell, an individual tart comprising a shortcrust pastry base, layers of jam and almond paste, and topped with icing and a glacé cherry ● 19 Mar ’21 >
609. hot holders n
Oven mitts ● 21 Nov ’21 >
610. windowscreen n
A vehicle’s windscreen ● 01 Jul ’22 >
611. katsik n
A dish Clare invented consisting largely of baked tomato with feta cubes ● 27 Feb ’22 >
612. leaf blower n
A well-to-do man who is dissolute or promiscuous ● 12 Feb ’22 >
613. sparkling plugs n
Spark plugs ● 27 Apr ’21 >
614. Ministry of Tidy Ruins n
Generic term for English Heritage, Historic Scotland and similar organisations dedicated to setting the ragged remains of long-gone buildings in neatly trimmed grass ● 04 Sep ’21 >
615. spose n
Common-law spouse ● 28 Feb ’22 >
616. wishywashy place n
The under-bed compartment that serves as a laundry basket at Heron Island ● 27 May ’21 >
617. shrimp-wrapped adj
Shrink-wrapped ● 25 May ’21 >
618. hopt out v
Opt out ● 04 Mar ’22 >
619. whocares n
County when filling in a web form ● 03 Apr ’21 >
620. le chien retourne a son propre vomissement exp
The dog returns to its own vomit ● 19 Jul ’21 >
621. uninvited guest at every conversation n
TV ● 05 Jul ’21 >
622. thank you Mrs Lowsborough Goosborough verse
Thanks for nothing ● 02 Mar ’21 >
623. poo tickets n
Toilet roll, lavatory paper, bogroll, torchecul, bum fodder… call it what you will ● 28 Feb ’22 >
624. ticky tacky n
Shoddy building material ● 16 May ’21 >
625. elsh n
Elephant dung ● 08 Mar ’21 >
626. roastby spuds n
Roast potatoes ● 08 Jan ’22 >
627. tolerably early night exp
An early night, which the children involved would likely find intolerable and the adults highly tolerable ● 21 Mar ’21 >
628. playback n
The luggage area of an estate car ● 08 Mar ’21 >
629. senseless man n
Census man ● 05 Mar ’21 >
630. Spindleshanks n
Dad’s pet name for Jane-Marie, and later for Bel ● 28 Jan ’22 >
631. it’s no skin off my teeth exp
I am not affected by this ● 04 Sep ’21 >
632. trivium n
An incidental fact of little importance ● 09 Mar ’22 >
633. myzled v
Misled ● 19 Aug ’21 >
634. my word, Hetty verse
A callback to the song fragment:
My word, Hetty
If I catch you on the jetty
I’ll saw your leg off
And stick it on with jam
In Amsterdam
…to a tune that the compilers have yet to identify ● 25 May ’21 >
635. those are not bananas, they’re plantains exp
A baffling and unfounded denigration of bananas ● 09 Mar ’22 >
636. sparrow piss n
A rain shower so nugatory that it doesn’t even wet the grass ● 18 Mar ’22 >
637. vulture capitalist n
Venture capitalist ● 05 Dec ’21 >
638. thoughcus n
A thought ● 17 Jul ’22 >
639. shot a bunny v
Passed wind ● 29 Mar ’21 >
640. I would as lief ’erd ‘ens exp
I don’t want to do it ● 04 Mar ’22 >
641. nice parking job, big guy! exc
I am deeply unimpressed with your attempt at parking ● 17 Sep ’21 >
642. wisp n
Whist ● 30 Mar ’21 >
643. vladivostok exc
Exclamation for covering a belch ● 17 Mar ’21 >
644. your tiny hand is frozen! verse
Your hand (not necessarily tiny) is frozen ● 09 Mar ’21 >
645. wash horses v
Wash hair ● 02 Mar ’21 >
646. one up, one down, one polisher exp
British Army heuristic for lavatory paper usage ● 29 Jan ’22 >
647. no, it’s just the way I’m breathing exp
Time-honoured answer to the question “Are you coming?” ● 16 Mar ’21 >
648. jolly hockey sticks adj
Of school-age girls: Enthusiastic participant in sports, and in upholding unquestioningly the school’s stated values – not necessarily used admiringly ● 10 Jul ’22 >
649. Oyé n
Evelyn’s name for herself when she was known as Joyce (which was up to her late teens) ● 09 Mar ’22 >
650. what mind is here o’erthrown exp
What was they thinking? That is an uncharacteristically ill-considered remark, decision or action. That contrivance is unnecessarily complex ● 23 Mar ’21 >
651. slap it in the middle and we’ll all get a bit exp
I propose (or threaten) to serve this jelly, rice pudding, trifle or other osh by striking it in the middle with a ladle ● 19 Mar ’21 >
652. Ma son’s a prawn n
The traditional fiddle tune Mason’s apron ● 18 Aug ’23 >
653. pornograph n
Imaginary appliance for displaying pornography ● 05 Mar ’21 >
654. Horrids n
The retail emporium Harrods ● 03 Jul ’22 >
655. I laughed until I stopped exp
I didn’t laugh ● 01 Jul ’22 >
656. where we have been no-one shall find, For not a trace have we left behind verse
Reminder to all, when leaving a spot they had spent time in, to look back to check they have taken all their stuff with them.
Callback to:
Where we have been no one can find,
Not a trace have we left behind.
Only the people we’ve helped today
Know that the Brownies have passed this way. ● 08 Mar ’22 >
657. Miss/Master Flum Bum n
Handy moniker for anyone whose name you can’t, at that moment, remember ● 06 Mar ’22 >
658. taramadiddle n
Like taradiddle, but taradiddlier ● 06 Jul ’21 >
659. undercrackers n
Underpants ● 05 Feb ’22 >
660. Tinkwinky Teapot n
The TV adaptation of The Aurora Teagarden Mysteries ● 17 Jul ’22 >
661. three-ee blice verse
Three blind mice
…from the nursery rhyme ● 26 May ’21 >
662. pick a note or go home exc
I am pained by your excessive use of vibrato and/or coloratura ● 07 Feb ’22 >
663. Teshco n
Tesco, the supermarket chain ● 27 Jun ’21 >
664. you must give me the recipe exp
That meal was appalling ● 20 Mar ’21 >
665. purple-headeds n
Mountains ● 02 Mar ’21 >
666. Stirling Moss, chica/chico! exc
Goodness me, you seem to be driving exuberantly today ● 02 Mar ’21 >
667. sealion adj
Senile ● 06 Sep ’21 >
668. thermosk n
Vacuum flask ● 28 Sep ’22 >
669. if you have been, thank you for listening exp
Customary end-of-gig sign-off of Simon Nicol, guitarist and founding member of the band Fairport Convention ● 12 Jul ’22 >
670. I Clavdivs n
I, Claudius, the book of Robert Graves ● 29 Jul ’21 >
671. I thought we were having a PSA exp
Polite¹ way of saying “No, we’re not going out and stop making that racket”. PSA = peaceful Sunday afternoon ● 28 Feb ’23 >
672. we’ve squeezed the goodness out of that exp
All the interesting or entertaining aspects of this topic have now been exhausted ● 01 Mar ’22 >
673. sof adj
Like soft, but softer ● 02 Mar ’21 >
674. that’s an acquired taste: you either like it or you don’t exp
I don’t like it ● 08 Mar ’22 >
675. pinghole n
Microwave oven ● 08 Mar ’21 >
676. law of diminishing astonishment n
The process by which we become less and less impressed by ever greater advances, especially in technology ● 05 Dec ’21 >
677. maflingo n
Flamingo ● 05 Feb ’22 >
678. stabbing n
Blood test. Can also refer to an injection ● 23 Mar ’21 >
679. teaching wolves to chase sledges exp
Misguided negotiation technique of making a concession without requiring the other party to do the same ● 03 Mar ’22 >
680. peepy-eyed adj
Frowzy, especially if eyes swollen from lack of (or too much) sleep ● 27 Feb ’22 >
681. par cark n
Car park ● 18 Apr ’22 >
682. mismanglement n
Mismanagement, only more so ● 14 Mar ’21 >
683. trypo n
Intentional typo for typo, a typographical error about typographical error ● 05 Mar ’21 >
684. Useless n
James Joyce’s Ulysses ● 13 May ’22 >
685. splash and dash n
Quick foray to the grocery shop ● 01 Jan ’22 >
686. up your end exp
Phrase used when passing vegetable dishes around a dining table ● 18 Apr ’22 >
687. like Lot’s wife adj
Emerging profusely (of salt) ● 17 Jul ’22 >
688. ontray! exc
Special version of “come in” for room service when in France… because the food comes on a tray ● 07 Apr ’21 >
689. where we have been, no-one can tell exp
We have left this picnic spot, beach or other location as we found it – well done us ● 03 Mar ’21 >
690. now mighty Caesar turned to clay might stop a wall to keep the wind away exp
We are all humbled in death ● 29 Jan ’22 >
691. tassel n
Penis ● 19 Mar ’21 >
692. Krapy Rubsnif n
Finsbury Park, a district of London ● 30 Jun ’22 >
693. talkie-walkie n
Walkie-talkie ● 27 Apr ’21 >
694. Riding to Llandudno on a charabanc… verse
Callback to:
Riding to Llandudno on a charabanc
Fifty miles an hour and we don’t care a hang
The engine’s full of petrol and the driver’s full of beer.
(If there was a next line we never heard it) ● 29 Dec ’22 >
695. I can walk from here exp
You have parked rather far from the kerb ● 11 Feb ’22 >
696. snorker n
Sausage ● 23 Nov ’21 >
697. ouzo n
Ozone ● 07 Nov ’21 >
698. bee-loud glade verse
Invoked when walking amongst busy insects in a rural setting ● 26 Jun ’23 >
699. operator n
One practised at getting her/his/their own way ● 18 Mar ’22 >
700. zlotniks n
A wedgie ● 12 Mar ’21 >
701. longwe liklik exp
I have no idea how far away ● 28 Feb ’22 >
702. Suss-ar-ekal! exc
Pa’s take on his father’s take on a Sikh battle cry ● 09 Mar ’22 >
703. pumpkin time n
Bed time ● 21 Nov ’21 >
704. well and truly sought after adj
Under pressure ● 08 Oct ’22 >
705. light a candle to Saint Anthony exp
A thing to do when searching for a lost item ● 18 Mar ’22 >
706. honey money n
Proceeds of selling honey ● 28 Feb ’22 >
707. the artist is making a joke exp
Its creator intended this to be funny or clever ● 18 Apr ’22 >
708. Sister/Brother exp
Useful device for addressing someone when you’ve forgotten their name ● 08 Mar ’22 >
709. mozarella adj
Tight over the belly, typically of a man’s white shirt ● 30 Jun ’22 >
710. tadpoles n
A musical score ● 02 Mar ’22 >
711. square eyes n
One who watches a lot of TV ● 02 Feb ’22 >
712. renana n
Banana ● 15 Nov ’22 >
713. in heated agreement adj
When people are arguing vehemently for their own points of view without realising that they coincide ● 10 Jul ’22 >
714. your egg’s broken exp
One of the things I’m cooking for us is less perfect than the other, and I’ve decided to give it to you ● 27 May ’21 >
715. garnsed up adj
1) In a tangle
2) Badly soiled ● 04 Mar ’21 >
716. kiss me WHAT‽ exp
G’s reaction on being told we were off to the West End to see the musical Kiss Me Kate ● 19 Mar ’22 >
717. then on Friday… no, tell a lie, it was the Saturday exp
Caricature of that particular variety of storytelling that is long on irrelevant detail and short on, well, story ● 22 Mar ’21 >
718. soya sturvya exp
I am sorry to disturb you ● 03 Apr ’21 >
719. kabiss n
Cabbage ● 09 Mar ’22 >
720. not much of anything, but well and truly elegant exp
A more sophisticated and less substantial repast than usually appeared on the King family table ● 04 Mar ’22 >
721. the gap towns n
Dorking, Woking, Reigate, Redhill, Guildford… ● 01 Jul ’22 >
722. contrived delights of LA n
Los Angeles’s theme parks ● 03 Mar ’21 >
723. pimps adj
Easy ● 27 Feb ’23 >
724. wo der Kaiser zu fuss geht n
The seat of ease, lavatory, boggo or whatever you choose to call it ● 28 Sep ’22 >
725. looks like you’ve been working on it for eight hours exc
Forthright critique of a hair-do that’s closer to a hair-don’t ● 29 Dec ’21 >
726. richtigetonneohnenachbarnprüfenstolz n
The pride felt at putting out the right bin without first checking what the neighbours have done ● 14 Apr ’22 >
727. Hairy Pudder n
The fictional character Harry Potter ● 17 Jan ’22 >
728. worms’ boggin’ holes n
Worm casts on a lawn ● 28 Sep ’22 >
729. spanish Tourette’s n
The practice of unexpectedly swatting between the hands insects in flight that are too small for observers to see ● 07 Nov ’22 >
730. tall, dark and handsome… and slightly out of focus adj
The putative ideal qualities of an attractive woman’s male consort ● 20 Jul ’22 >
731. two minutes’ silence for the joke that just died exp
That was a terrible joke that deserved to fall as flat as it did ● 04 Mar ’22 >
732. PEBUCK exp
The user – generally of a computer – is being a bit thick ● 12 Nov ’23 >
733. the Marmalade Bush n
The Cinnamon Tree, an Indian restaurant in Mortimer near Reading that was a favourite with the Arthurs ● 24 Jan ’23 >
734. shith-ooze n
Seat of ease, convenience, lavatory ● 13 May ’22 >
735. hoist on his/her/your own door-bomb exp
Hoist on his/her/your own petard. Caught in one’s own trap ● 20 Jul ’22 >
736. Waly Disneq n
Walt Disney ● 07 Nov ’21 >
737. mexicakes n
Mexican pancakes when made at home from tortillas, mince, vegetables etc. ● 11 Aug ’21 >
738. it’s not rocket surgery exp
It’s not difficult ● 08 Oct ’22 >
739. thalassa! thalassa! exc
After many hours’ travel towards the seaside, there at last is the actual sea!
(thalassa = θαλασσα = sea) ● 19 Mar ’21 >
740. spider n
The green bit of stalk on a tomato ● 08 Oct ’22 >
741. panty n
Pantograph (in the context of current collection) ● 30 Jun ’22 >
742. couldn’t organise a black pudding adj
Scatty, disorganised, bumbling ● 03 Mar ’21 >
743. madman in the attic exp
Negotiating technique along the lines of “I’d love to do that but the boss won’t let me” ● 03 Mar ’22 >
744. take the smooth with the rough v
After physical or mental exertion, relax without guilt ● 10 Jul ’22 >
745. Mulligan’s Tyres n
Mull of Kintyre ● 30 Jun ’22 >
746. I’m taking it back exp
Granny’s almost invariable declaration on arriving home with a purchase ● 19 Mar ’22 >
747. plug v
Conceal item in the rectum ● 05 Feb ’22 >
748. sham-PAG-nee n
Champagne ● 20 Jan ’23 >
749. SLAB DISH PIG GUFF exp
Mnemonic for recalling the then-15 members of the EU ● 30 Jun ’22 >
750. p-o-tat-oes verse
Callback to a song:
p-o-tat-oes O OOOO O OO ● 19 Mar ’22 >
751. I lift up my finger and I say tweet tweet verse
Callback to:
I lift up my finger and I say tweet tweet, shush shush, come come, now now.
I don’t think we ever worked out what prompted a recital… ● 29 Dec ’22 >
752. which wind begins with F? exp
Callback to a question asked while trying to figure out how to play mah jong ● 07 Nov ’22 >
753. on the way to Meeting, I saw a butterfly and it reminded me of God exp
Ministry at a Quaker Meeting at Sidcot School, executed for a bet ● 01 Mar ’22 >
754. queece n
Breast meat (aka white meat) of a roast fowl ● 16 Nov ’22 >
755. perslongings n
Possessions ● 10 Mar ’22 >
756. put it away – nothing wrong with it exp
You are not unwell ● 01 Jul ’22 >
757. The Whizzer There Was n
The Wizard of Oz ● 18 Mar ’22 >
758. prat flaps n
A particular type of men’s open leather sandal, especially if large, droopy and worn with socks ● 18 Apr ’22 >
759. long may your big jib draw exp
Wishing you a happy and successful life ● 19 Mar ’22 >
760. pictureskew adj
Picturesque ● 10 Mar ’22 >
761. Tony Tortoise n
Actor & TV presenter Tony Robinson ● 30 Jun ’22 >
762. whipper snipper n
String trimmer, the powered tool for trimming grass and brush. ● 28 Sep ’22 >
763. mingo n
Flamingo ● 13 May ’22 >
764. squashed fly biscuits n
Garibaldi biscuits, the ones with currants squashed between two thin rectangles of biscuit ● 06 Mar ’22 >
765. vollyvongs n
The small puff pastry cases known as vols-au-vent, used for appetisers and desserts ● 01 Jul ’22 >
766. Mount Toberead n
The pile/stack/tower/mountain of books that a person wishes to read ● 31 Aug ’22 >
767. we won’t have to go to Wales now I brung yer ’ere exp
Now we have seen this poor model, imitation or ersatz version, we won’t have to visit the real thing ● 20 Jul ’22 >
768. Whydofools n
The Cornish amber ale Doom Bar ● 31 Aug ’22 >
769. yuckerypoogens! exc
Indicates that a thing is more than ordinarily messy or disgusting ● 10 Jul ’22 >
770. RTFM exp
Read the manual (instead of bothering me) ● 02 Mar ’22 >
771. like a goanna up a gum tree adj
Disappearing fast ● 27 Sep ’22 >
772. Odgers n
The TV presenter Mister Rogers, whose show was a favourite of Joy’s when she was about 2-3 ● 31 Aug ’22 >
773. boîte sur toit n
A roofbox, one of those enclosed roofracks for cars ● 12 Nov ’23 >
774. nucking futter n
One whose behaviour defies reason ● 05 Mar ’22 >
775. noy adv
1. Now
2. No ● 28 Sep ’22 >
776. park by ear v
Park a vehicle with a lack of care, attention and skill ● 30 Jun ’22 >
777. the telephone upon the wall verse
Callback to:
The telephone upon the wall
Is useful when you want to call
Just push the buttons on the front
And hold the mouthpiece to your face ● 30 Nov ’22 >
778. prickly pig n
Echidna, the spine-covered egg-laying mammal sometimes misleadingly known as spiny anteater ● 05 Mar ’22 >
779. the nut holding the steering wheel n
The driver of a road vehicle ● 31 Aug ’22 >
780. organ donor n
Cyclist ● 08 Oct ’22 >
781. Moses n
The most elastic man in the christian bible ● 18 Apr ’22 >
782. no, it was a new one exp
Response to “was it an omen?” ● 10 Jul ’22 >
783. pither v
Waste time. Engage in displacement activities. Avoid a task ● 28 Feb ’23 >
784. sound as a pound adj
Highly reliable. Also: In very good health ● 05 Feb ’22 >
785. pas de freinage violent inutile exp
Drive carefully ● 08 Oct ’22 >
786. I did not know that death had undone so many exp
Blimey, what a lot of people! Generally used when caught up in a pressing crowd, or observing a teeming throng ● 01 Jul ’22 >
787. if he fell into basin full of boobs he’d come out sucking his thumb exp
He is serially unlucky ● 28 Feb ’22 >
788. QB n
That feeling of numbness that can result from sitting still for an hour ● 28 Sep ’22 >
789. pif-pof-paf n
A ruleless, winnerless game that can be seen on beaches throughout Europe. It involves 3 or more people hitting a ball between them with wooden bats ● 31 Aug ’22 >
790. too much admin exp
Mark’s objection to eating crab, artichoke, pomegranate, shrimp etc ● 04 Mar ’22 >
791. T-rain n
Train ● 15 Nov ’22 >
792. whin n
Gooseberry ● 07 Nov ’22 >
793. pushen n
Cushion ● 29 Dec ’22 >
794. the value of your investment can fall as well as plummet exp
Mantra of the risk-averse ● 29 Dec ’22 >
795. King Midas has ass’s ears exp
The sound of rustling grasses ● 24 Jan ’23 >
796. when I was a little girl like you… exp
Pa’s teasing approach to storytelling:
Pa: When I was a little girl like you…
Small ♀: You weren’t a little girl!
Pa: Then, when I was a little boy like you…
Small ♀: But I am not a little boy!
↻ repeat until one party cracks ● 09 Mar ’22 >
797. premium bomb n
Premium Bond, a savings product of UK’s NS&I ● 15 Nov ’22 >
798. like the fat lady – all behind exp
In arrears or running late ● 27 Feb ’23 >
799. knicker picker n
Picnic ● 20 Jan ’23 >
800. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons verse
Can be quoted to mean:
1) I have been engaged in trivia
2) I have drunk a lot of coffee ● 26 Aug ’23 >
801. B-fart n
Beef heart, an allegedly scrumptious type of offal ● 18 Aug ’23 >
802. Smoky Tree, the n
The vast ancient yew tree & friend in the middle of the meadow at Sheepleas that Iliffs would climb and sit in, or use as a pavilion, when youngsters ● 10 Mar ’23 >
803. Li Phook n
The East Asian village in Hampshire otherwise known as Liphook ● 01 Jan ’23 >
804. if you can’t trivialise it it’s not worth saying exp
Don’t treat TV reportage as accurate ● 27 Feb ’23 >
805. un joo lating adj
Undulating, usually in reference to rolling hills ● 20 Jan ’23 >
806. smoko n
Morning tea, especially when taken in a shearing shed ● 15 Nov ’22 >
807. PAC n
1) Pissing awful coffee.
2) Pa’s awful coffee
…depending on the audience ● 13 Apr ’21 >
808. kiwi n
Kilowatt-hour (kWh), the usual unit for measuring energy production, storage and consumption at the individual/household level ● 24 Apr ’23 >
809. SA0 n
One lacking in situational awareness ● 28 Feb ’23 >
810. Ikea name n
A person’s first name modified in a particular way ● 24 Jan ’23 >
811. rattle your dags! exc
Get a move on! ● 12 Jul ’22 >
812. vogon adj
Vegan ● 07 Nov ’22 >
813. tinkywinky adj
Cosy (of drama) ● 27 Aug ’23 >
814. Lord Jesus hangs on a peg. Which peg does he hang on? exp
Deeply philosophical question posed by Felix aged about 6 when hanging a pine cone on the Christmas tree ● 24 Apr ’23 >
815. I expect nothing. I fear nothing. I am free. exp
(What it says) ● 08 Mar ’22 >
816. optometrist method n
A/B testing, in which users of a system, product or idea under development are asked “is it better like this… or like this?” ● 24 Apr ’23 >
817. trough v
Eat ● 29 Dec ’22 >
818. holly bush n
Mythical physical laxative ● 10 Apr ’21 >
819. spearmint wino n
Problem drinker who erroneously believes that sucking a mint will hide the alcohol on their breath ● 27 Feb ’23 >
820. noddles n
Noodles ● 27 Feb ’23 >
821. whearr be ye to? exp
Where are you? ● 27 Feb ’23 >
822. underneath-th-th n
A woman’s ladyparts ● 24 Jan ’23 >
823. seagull n
One whose style of management or participation is irregular and unhelpful ● 12 Nov ’23 >
824. Pope scuttle n
Passetto di Borgo, the 800 metre concealed passageway that connects the Vatican to Castel Sant’Angelo for purposes of running away ● 30 Jul ’23 >
825. sorry-pardon exc
I trust you will forgive my trivial error ● 03 Jul ’22 >
826. left hand down a bit exp
A navigation direction given when unsure, or to suggest that the navigator is unsure ● 29 Oct ’23 >
827. manchester n
Household linen ● 22 Oct ’23 >
828. optical illusion, man! exp
It is an optical illusion ● 27 Feb ’23 >
829. Forderism n
A strangled conceit of the kind much employed by Rev H Forder to leaven his sermons ● 20 Jun ’23 >
830. three ha’p’orth of gawd help us exp
Disorganised, uncoordinated, a shambles ● 05 Mar ’21 >
831. cheerum chorum chaw chocalorum verse
Callback to:
Cheerum chorum chaw chocalorum
Pinga Ninga nee-nay
Pinga ninga nay
Very werry goshy washy tie tie tingo
Very werry goshy washy
Goshy washy tingo
…or something along those lines ● 23 Nov ’23 >
832. nim n
Niece or nephew ● 18 Aug ’23 >
833. Japanese jibble-jobs n
The sweet, savoury & crunchy party snack otherwise known (in UK at least) as Oriental Mix ● 20 Jun ’23 >
834. I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki exp
I could make no sense of what you just said ● 06 Sep ’23 >
835. kettle n
Steam locomotive ● 12 Nov ’23 >
836. le très chose n
Just the thing I was seeking ● 18 Aug ’23 >
837. the good ship Slap-it-with-a-ruler exp
Meaning obscure, but it tended to be wheeled out when ships were spoken of ● 12 Nov ’23 >
838. william-nilliam adv
Willy-nilly, which is to say haphazardly ● 30 Jul ’23 >
839. in days gone by adv
In the past ● 18 Aug ’23 >
840. kwinoa n
Phonetic pronunciation of Quinoa ● 22 Oct ’23 >
841. down the red lane! exp
Eat your food, child! ● 23 Nov ’23 >
842. in all my born days adv
Ever ● 18 Aug ’23 >
843. that’s pissed on me chips! exp
Crikey, that occurrence has confounded my endeavours! ● 21 Aug ’23 >
844. popular beat combo n
A group or band that has enjoyed some success in the singles charts ● 29 Oct ’23 >
845. north-south-west n
New South Wales ● 22 Oct ’23 >
846. the crow makes wing to th’ rooky wood verse
Light thickens,
and the crow makes wing to th’ rooky wood.
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
While night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.
—Shakespeare’s Macbeth, Act III scene 2 ● 20 Jun ’23 >
847. subtropical swimming paradise n
Swimming pool with doodads ● 11 Sep ’23 >
848. redbrick n
A consequence of eating beetroot ● 30 Jul ’23 >
849. zembil n
Large basket, tub, trug or storage bucket ● 30 Jul ’23 >
850. is it not passing fair to be a King and ride in triumph through Persepolis? exp
I am pleased ● 11 Sep ’23 >
851. shitzu n
A zoo without penguins ● 12 Nov ’23 >
852. on the wonk adj
Askew ● 10 Sep ’23 >
853. stiffie n
A 3½ inch diskette, an obsolete removable storage medium for computers capable of storing 1·44 MB of data – months’ office work in the 1980s, or about a quarter of a typical digital photo in 2023 ● 30 Jul ’23 >
854. pron exp
Can be used both for “Please would you turn on the printer” and for “I have now turned on the printer, my love” ● 22 Oct ’23 >
855. PLAN AHE exp
Plan ahead ● 26 Aug ’23 >
856. hot bottyflosher n
Cleansing lavatory of the kind often associated with Japan. Apt to be sold elsewhere as a smart or bidet toilet ● 21 Aug ’23 >
857. stunned mullet n
One ill-suited to an employment, and apparently unaware of it ● 17 Sep ’23 >
858. there are gazelles in the thicket exp
Your beard contains unwanted matter ● 03 Sep ’23 >
859. imaginary friend n
A god ● 13 Sep ’23 >
860. if you enjoyed it half as much... exp
Callback to the saying “If you enjoyed it half as much as we did, then we enjoyed it twice as much as you” ● 13 Sep ’23 >
861. prunt v
Printed ● 21 Aug ’23 >
862. swing-door face n
One who enjoys eating out ● 22 Oct ’23 >
863. lubricants n
Pedestrians who unwittingly help motorists exit a side road by using a crossing on the main road ● 30 Jul ’23 >
864. if you can’t help don’t hinder exp
Rebuke for an offspring whose attempts to be helpful prove unsuccessful ● 24 Apr ’23 >
865. Nacirema n
The subject of a satirical article Pa once read in which an anthropologist reports upon the weird rituals of a tribe, before eventually revealing that they are none other than Americans ● 17 Sep ’23 >
866. palanquin hee, palanquin ho exp
Bonding cry – no meaning ● 12 Nov ’23 >
867. big organs run in the family exp
Gleefully puerile response to use of the word organ ● 25 Nov ’23 >
868. horse apples n
Horse shit ● 22 Oct ’23 >
869. doobry n
Thingummy. Doohickey. Item that need not be named because it is identified by the context.
Can also be used when the speaker can’t recall the name of an item ● 25 Nov ’23 >
870. I have had an elegant sufficiency exp
Used when turning down a second (or subsequent) helping at table ● 07 Jan ’24 >
871. Vladdy the Baddy n
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, sometime thug and latterly president of Russia… and thug ● 25 Nov ’23 >
872. barsteward n
Bastard (in its pejorative rather than descriptive sense) ● 03 Dec ’23 >
873. 0000 n
Location where everything is alright. Specifically the sofa Joy sits on at home ● 12 Feb ’24 >
874. mollydooker n
A left-handed person, a southpaw ● 03 Dec ’23 >
875. sweat cobs v
Sweat profusely ● 23 Nov ’23 >
876. as innocent as a nun at a bus stop exp
To all appearances, throughly innocuous ● 11 Feb ’24 >
877. automagically adv
Automatically, and with impressive élan ● 21 Jan ’24 >
878. kom bibi, bibi! exp
Swiss German summoning cry for chickens, to be yelled at a high pitch and volume when serving them household scraps ● 07 Jan ’24 >
879. back dazzler n
A vehicle’s high-intensity rear foglight, especially when used at night in the wet ● 07 Jan ’24 >
880. what has it got in its pocketses? exp
What do you have in your pocket? (or What does that person have in their pocket?) ● 04 May ’24 >
881. Miss Moppett n
Aunt D’s pet name for her neice Kate Collard (later Baines, later Tomato) ● 21 Jan ’24 >
882. I saw Esau sitting an a seesaw verse
It was just one of those things grown-ups would come out with from time to time ● 07 Jan ’24 >
883. include me out exp
I do not wish to participate in this activity, thank you ● 23 Nov ’23 >
884. Stephen Physics n
1. Personification of physics
2. Any physical law that provides an obstacle in life ● 12 Feb ’24 >
885. with two plombs adj
With consummate poise and assurance ● 25 Nov ’23 >
886. turn the knob on your side exp
Consciously unhelpful advice to someone struggling to get a door open. The ritual reply is “I haven’t got a knob on my side” ● 25 Nov ’23 >
887. front loader n
Bra that fastens at the front ● 07 Jan ’24 >
888. let it cuik! exp
If you have an infected bite or splinter, or a boil or carbuncle, put a plaster on and let it take its course ● 21 Jan ’24 >
889. bish n
A forgivable mistake ● 02 Apr ’24 >
890. Grauniad n
The UK-based newspaper The Guardian ● 30 Nov ’23 >
891. land of hopeless Tories verse
Line to be sung to the tune of Elgar’s jingoistic roundelay Land of hope and glory ● 07 Jan ’24 >
892. bingbongabangbang exp
I predict the credits will roll, or an ad break will start, in the next few seconds (when watching TV) ● 07 Jan ’24 >
893. Lontink n
London ● 25 Nov ’23 >
894. cock-a-leg n
Scottish traditional dancing ● 21 Jan ’24 >
895. as your mummy say, you’ll grow into it exp
I accept that the clothing I have supplied is rather too large for you ● 28 Jul ’24 >
896. ducklings n
Collective term for various waifs and strays in one’s life ● 12 Feb ’24 >
897. Dr Thos n
A particular hot water bottle at Shelford ● 21 Jan ’24 >
898. shusho exp
Expression used when walking with tiny steps, as when traversing ice or other slippery surface ● 11 Feb ’24 >
899. I could have cooked at home exp
Rebuke for anyone who chooses the same dish as someone else at the table when eating out ● 30 Nov ’23 >
900. horse droppings n
A hairstyle in which the hair is drawn up to sit on top of the head in multiple blobs ● 21 Jan ’24 >
901. aprishotts n
Apricots ● 11 Feb ’24 >
902. scraper n
Violin ● 07 Jan ’24 >
903. pasteurised is best exp
Reflexive response to use of the word pasteurised ● 07 Jan ’24 >
904. one goat! exp
OK, I made a mistake. But I feel you’re attaching too much importance to it ● 21 Jan ’24 >
905. audio black n
Silence ● 28 Jul ’24 >
906. minion n
Urinal deodoriser block ● 05 May ’24 >
907. bumcack n
Comeback ● 21 Jan ’24 >
908. put fur/hair round it! exc
You seem to be having problem getting this thing in the appropriate hole - perhaps if it was more akin to a more biological insertion you would have more success. ● 12 Feb ’24 >
909. cigar-shaped aluminum tube in the sky n
Aeroplane ● 07 Jan ’24 >
910. Poppa Piccolino n
Granny’s pet name for Pop ● 23 Nov ’23 >
911. bongo wongs n
Loose skin on the underside of a person’s upper arm, often given the insulting name bingo wings ● 26 Jul ’24 >
912. blue and green should never be seen except on a donkey’s back exp
Style guidance ● 02 Apr ’24 >
913. put the lumps in the gravy v
Make the gravy ● 25 Jan ’24 >
914. it’s just an if-statement exp
Satirical take on people who expect software to perform miracles without having the first idea of what’s involved ● 30 Nov ’23 >
915. Wert n
A bird sculpted in alabaster by Mum ● 11 Feb ’24 >
916. Floss n
Clare’s pet name for her daughter Eve ● 21 Jan ’24 >
917. full-fat electricity n
Electricity from an electric vehicle rapid charger ● 07 Jan ’24 >
918. head-canon n
Information about an intellectual property that is not explicitly in the text but is in one’s head to explain away an inconsistency/fill in a detail ● 12 Feb ’24 >
919. festive gooch n
The period between Christmas & New Year when almost the whole of UK is on holiday ● 06 Jan ’24 >
920. enough blue to make a pair of sailor’s trousers exp
The sky might appear grey from horizon to horizon, but if you look carefully there are patches of blue ● 02 Apr ’24 >
921. leave it to cook exp
Said while waiting for digital data to download/transfer ● 07 Jan ’24 >
922. oslo n
An instrumental solo during a song ● 21 Jan ’24 >
923. kumu n
Greens (as in green vegetables) ● 21 Jan ’24 >
924. no one knows me in Melbourne, so it doesn’t matter what I wear. Everyone knows me in Yarragon, so it doesn’t matter what I wear! exp
There’s no need to dress smartly ● 04 Apr ’24 >
925. on pots hooray! exc
1. You have finally understood the thing I have been walking you to that I think is obvious.
2. We are looking at some ancient pottery including some form of decoration.
3. We are about to watch The Great Pottery Throwdown (more recent usage) ● 12 Feb ’24 >
926. pitiless bottom n
One much given to letting pungent farts ● 02 Apr ’24 >
927. Steve n
The UK restaurant chain Bella Italia (formerly Bella Pasta) ● 11 Feb ’24 >
928. let’s find out, shall we? exp
Response to “do you know what you’re doing?” ● 25 Jan ’24 >
929. plup in a cup v
Provide a semen sample ● 07 Jan ’24 >
930. showing all you possess adj
Wearing immodest clothing ● 23 Nov ’23 >
931. mental floss n
A brain teaser or exercise undertaken to develop mental acuity ● 21 Jan ’24 >
932. Kahula n
The coffee-flavoured alcohol more commonly known as Kahlúa ● 12 Feb ’24 >
933. kelp adj
Happy to go with the flow ● 12 Feb ’24 >
934. Liztrak n
The Elizabeth Line, the west ⇌ east cross-London rail service ● 03 Dec ’23 >
935. he seems nice exp
He seems odious ● 25 Jan ’24 >
936. oi’m a moinah exp
I’m a mynah ● 26 Jul ’24 >
937. spoons n
The time and headspace required for a proposed undertaking ● 11 Feb ’24 >
938. that’s your shauri! exp
That is your problem / issue ● 21 Jan ’24 >
939. the blind Doges of Venice exp
Response to any reference to Venice, blind, blinds or dogs ● 21 Jan ’24 >
940. sarandoppity n
Serendipity ● 02 Apr ’24 >
941. politician’s syllogism n
A faulty decision-making process that follows this sequence:
Something must be done ➠ This is something ➠ We must therefore do this ● 26 Jul ’24 >
942. tiny dragon n
The strange throat grumblings/squeakings/croakings made by an active digestive system ● 12 Feb ’24 >
943. well that barrel didn’t need scraping exp
This work is eploitative, deceptive, manipulative, inept or otherwise objectionable… and to an even greater degree than previous similar works ● 02 Apr ’24 >
944. Pawdawfawdy n
The main bus terminal in New York ● 11 Feb ’24 >
945. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey! exc
Oh for goodness’ sake! An expression of exasperation ● 28 Jul ’24 >
946. tasting diamonds v
The experience of breathing in very cold air ● 12 Feb ’24 >
947. sixpence! exp
Exclaimed at top volume by the first person at a meal to find a bone in their fish ● 07 Jan ’24 >
948. Claypots n
Nickname of the Claydon family ● 11 Feb ’24 >
949. trampampoline n
Trampoline ● 12 Feb ’24 >
950. Mangerton (going) n
Finally snapping and expressing one’s wordless anger - particularly if this is due to moving goalposts ● 12 Feb ’24 >
951. mece exp
Mutually exclusive, collectively exhaustive ● 05 May ’24 >
952. Eugene One-Gin n
Евгений Онегин, the young dandy from St Petersberg featured in Pushkin’s novel & Tchaikovsky’s opera Eugene Onegin ● 02 Apr ’24 >
953. my colleague of the sandpit exp
A playmate whose name escaped young Benno ● 11 Feb ’24 >
954. belten our tights exp
Tighten our belts ● 04 May ’24 >
955. fimsy n
Gentle fun wordplay ● 12 Feb ’24 >
956. squabble & beak n
Edited¹: The Westerhoff version of bubble & squeak, comprising shallow-fried leftover potatoes and cabbage ● 07 Jan ’24 >
957. Botticchrachi n
Botticelli, the Italian painter noted for his nudes ● 02 Apr ’24 >
958. tronken adj
Drunk ● 12 Feb ’24 >
959. priffs n
Peripheral vision ● 04 May ’24 >
960. curioxity n
Curiosity ● 05 May ’24 >
961. oponopof adj
A city sightseeing tour bus, as found in many tourist destinations, that allows passengers to hop on and off throughout the day ● 26 Jul ’24 >
962. visitors! Not visitors AGAIN! verse
Refrain in a poem the 7-year-old Naomi wrote expressing the kids’ dislike of the use of their home as a University Visitors’ Centre by Pa ● 21 Jan ’24 >
963. bog lolly n
Urinal deodoriser block ● 05 May ’24 >
964. Piglet n
Affectionate name for Eve, the youngest member of the Claydon family ● 11 Feb ’24 >
965. Wrox-ham verse
The Norfolk town Wroxham ● 26 Jul ’24 >
966. Chi n
Chichester, the (only) city in West Sussex ● 11 Aug ’24 >
967. mardy adj
Sulky, whiny ● 07 Jan ’24 >
968. misread between the lines v
Detect subtext that the speaker/writer didn’t intend ● 28 Jul ’24 >
969. espikkin wahds a weezdum exp
Bonding cry ● 26 Jul ’24 >
970. pixies n
Pixels ● 26 Jul ’24 >
971. wankpalazzo n
Stately home ● 04 May ’24 >
972. __y-tiger adj
Completed with the relationship e.g. mummy/wifey/spousey to mean being naturally protective of someone with whom you have that relationship ● 12 Feb ’24 >
973. lapsang shoepong n
The tea variety lapsang souchong ● 26 Jul ’24 >
974. that’s easy for you to say exp
Used to someone who has just struggled to express an idea ● 05 May ’24 >
975. helmetball n
American football ● 05 May ’24 >
976. are you all sitty comfibowl two-square on your botty? exp
Are you sitting comfortably? ● 20 Oct ’24 >
977. which is why I’m bothering telling you so exp
Used after explaining the relevance of an apparently tangential comment ● 11 Aug ’24 >
978. eyes like pissholes in the snow exp
Deeply sunken and/or dark eyes, often preceived to be a symptom of a hangover ● 20 Oct ’24 >
979. city of screaming tyres n
Oxford ● 11 Aug ’24 >
980. Pinchmi-Wel verse
A little-known acquaintance of Adam and Eve ● 11 Aug ’24 >
981. word association football n
Word association ● 11 Aug ’24 >
982. named after famous letters of the alphabet adj
Named unduly prosaically ● 28 Jul ’24 >
983. Rockin’ Goose n
Angus Rock, also known as Rock Angus, a skerry that stands in the middle of the entrance to Strangford Lough ● 30 Sep ’24 >
984. affluence of incahol exp
Influence of alcohol ● 21 Nov ’24 >
985. go in the out exit v
In a building with separate entrance and exit doors, use the wrong one. Drive the wrong way in a car park or other wild space. Go against the established flow ● 21 Nov ’24 >
986. palayorno n
Palamino ● 26 Jul ’24 >
987. rigoletto exp
Spurious appointment Mark would put in his work diary when wishing to swerve the threat of an evening work commitment ● 22 Oct ’24 >
988. early-onset rigor mortis n
The aches and pains of old age ● 20 Oct ’24 >
989. Rickety Rackety Bridge n
The Bailey bridge that used to carry the A246 Leatherhead by-pass across the River Mole ● 06 Nov ’24 >
990. Kensington Village Hall n
The Royal Albert Hall (RAH) in London ● 20 Oct ’24 >
991. Basingscrote n
Basingstoke, a town in Hampshire ● 21 Nov ’24 >
992. audient n
An individual member of an audience ● 13 Dec ’24 >
993. but does it make toast? exp
Satirical distillation of luddite objections to an innovative product ● 30 Nov ’24 >
994. hat-trick job n
A formerly shared job that has become the sole responsibility of the person who was foolish enough to undertake it three times running ● 20 Oct ’24 >
995. did you go to a christian boarding school? exp
You appear to eat very quickly ● 20 Oct ’24 >
996. feak & weeble adj
Weak and feeble ● 20 Oct ’24 >
997. mimsy-mumblechumps adj
Unenergetic, lethargic and unenthused… but only slightly ● 06 Nov ’24 >
998. insa fishy tarn o’ da coont exp
I could make no sense of what they just said ● 30 Sep ’24 >
999. chumpney n
Chutney ● 20 Oct ’24 >
1000. Masterbakers n
Generic term for TV shows that involve members of the public performing kitchen tasks ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1001. bull fiddle n
Stand-up bass ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1002. Bunny Park n
Alwyne Road Park, Hanwell, London ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1003. hossi van tooty n
An ambulance siren ● 05 Nov ’24 >
1004. crook and nanny n
Nook and cranny ● 20 Oct ’24 >
1005. hatstand adj
Crazy ● 03 Dec ’23 >
1006. Fodgy n
Swanage, a Dorset seaside town ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1007. in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded exp
Succinct and accurate summary of the Big Bang ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1008. a bob short of a quid exp
Confused. Of questionable sanity or intellect ● 24 May ’25 >
1009. a spur to keep your prick inside your tent exp
Essentially nonsense ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1010. VP-tent n
Vickers VC10, a commercial airliner ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1011. wacha kelele exc
Be quiet! Pipe down! Shut up! ● 30 Sep ’24 >
1012. smoke v
Work out, deduce, grasp the meaning of a conundrum, puzzle or joke ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1013. BANANA exp
Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone, a more extreme position than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1014. watergasm n
The feeling of bliss achieved when cold-water swimming (usually below 12°C) after your body has overcome the shock and pain of entering the water and before the cold dangerously enters your core leading to hypothermia. A sense of calm when you feel at one with the natural world, totally relaxed and unaware of time ● 22 Oct ’24 >
1015. barger n
Bursar ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1016. bilge n
Biology (as a school subject) ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1017. perry meter n
Perimeter ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1018. I’ll give you jingle jangle! exp
I shall deal harshly with any further recalcitrance ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1019. Cocoa Banana n
Copacabana, a district of Rio de Janiero, Brazil, and also the title of a song popularised by the singer Barry Manilow in 1978 ● 21 Nov ’24 >
1020. it’s a fair cop, but society is to blame exp
I accept responsibility. It’s a fair cop. You have me bang to rights ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1021. tabitha-twitchit adj
Fidgety, unsettled ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1022. hands on – are you ready? – lift! exp
Chant for cueing coordinated action. Can also be used to coax oneself out of a comfy chair when weary ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1023. idiot check n
A final check that everything is in order, and that no fool has managed to circumvent foolproof procedures ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1024. Sanata n
Sinatra ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1025. graveyard cough n
A cough of such severity that its possessor might not have long to live.
Can also be used hyperbolically to mean simply a bad cough ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1026. rebug v
While attempting to debug software, inadvertently introduce one or more new bugs ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1027. swave adj
Suave ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1028. and his bum fell off and his bum fell off verse
Nonsense song that fits part of the theme tune of the BBC TV series Shakespeare & Hathaway – Private Investigators ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1029. belay v
Cease. Stop. Desist ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1030. air on a ringtone n
Musical pap. Lift music ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1031. Village People parking n
The parking of vehicles in a slapdash or disorderly manner ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1032. NORWICH exp
kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1033. MSP n
Moral superiority prize, earned by eating at a more moderate pace than fellow diners ● 30 Nov ’24 >
1034. mental microwave n
Mind ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1035. squelchy adj
Intimate, sexual ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1036. esky n
Insulated food carrier ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1037. is that it? Your joke of the week? exp
Tell better jokes ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1038. varia cum fortuna exp
With absolutely no success whatsoever ● 06 Nov ’24 >
1039. dirty bone n
The remains of a roast joint, or fowl, with enough meat remaining to produce a broth when boiled ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1040. dressed in the dark adj
Attired in a slapdash, incoherent or dishevelled manner ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1041. R Sole n
A favoured alias for an oarsman standing in as a cox ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1042. esky wallah n
One who delivers hot meals to homes ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1043. fost & frog n
Frost and fog ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1044. P silent, as in bathing exp
A jokey way of pointing out that P can be silent in English words, such as psychology, receipt, pterodactyl & raspberry ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1045. Oh Nicholas, don’t be so ridiculous verse
A short chant that Mum would come out with once in a while ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1046. of its time adj
Offensive to current sensibilities ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1047. contrafibularities n
Congratulations. Can also be used out of context to baffle the hearer ● 24 May ’25 >
1048. Harem Dream n
Nickname for the aroma of Sure for Men Active Dry deodorant ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1049. Bob Donovan n
Generic term for guitar-wielding singer-songwriters ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1050. I need trepanning like a hole in the head exp
Just a silly thing sometimes said ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1051. gently, Bentley! exp
Be more gentle! Slow down! ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1052. I don’t want to play this game any more exp
I am fed up with the current situation, or with life ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1053. walky duck verse
Callback to:
Walky duck, walky duck
Lost his leg and he can’t get up ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1054. slave driver n
Fitness tracker ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1055. suicide bikers n
Cyclists who ride in a “wanton or furious” manner (see Notes) ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1056. made-up-alin n
Generic term for substances unknown to science that advertisers believe will make toiletries and cosmetics irresistible ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1057. catameringue n
Catamaran, the twin-hulled species of boat ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1058. pome n
Poem ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1059. Pyongyang Tower n
The residential tower block Thames Quarter in Reading ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1060. proceed directly to the scene of the accident v
Lose control when driving ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1061. Mrs McGillicuddy n
A wheeled shopping bag ● 13 Dec ’24 >
1062. dick doc n
Urologist ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1063. you can see the strings exp
The presentation, negotiation or other management skill fails to come across as seamless and authentic ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1064. Σa ≠ d exp
Data is not the plural of anecdote. Multiple anecdotes do not constitute data ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1065. man is not lost exp
I have arrived where I intended to. Mr Bump has not failed me ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1066. words of advice concerning sex and travel exp
A forthright imprecation to go away ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1067. you’ll have it dark! exp
Hurry up! Get a move on! ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1068. coolth n
Coolness, in the sense of fashionableness ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1069. garamasalata n
The spice blend garam masala ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1070. trifle, trifle come and get an eyeful verse
Substitute chorus for the song Strawberry Fair ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1071. smoky hole n
Small keyhole ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1072. shit in one sock adj
Organised ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1073. top it the nob v
Come it high. Patronise. Act superior. Put on airs. ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1074. Zoroastronaut n
A follower of Zoroaster. A Zoroastrian ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1075. shining wit exp
Whining shit. One given to uttering a succession of exaggerated complaints in response to meagre provocation ● 19 Dec ’24 >
1076. you can never be happier than your unhappiest child exp
(What it says) ● 11 Jan ’25 >
1077. Dracyalcrab n
Barclaycard, the former branding of Barclay’s Bank’s credit card ● 02 Jan ’25 >
1078. pee shilling toosh n
Two shilling piece ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1079. early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead exp
Laudable counterproposition to the smug drivel with which larks try to top it the nob over owls ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1080. you with wobbly bottoms, climbing up that tree verse
Alternative lyrics to Land of Hope & Glory ● 24 May ’25 >
1081. eye in a sling exp
Non-specific potential serious injury ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1082. melon pee, come right here, come to the cookhouse door boys verse
Just a thing that gets sung occasionally ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1083. Pomp & Circumstance n
The erstwhile Surrey painters, decorators and handymen Sigmund & Pomp ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1084. Quick J n
QICJ, the informal network Quakers in Criminal Justice ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1085. full backal adj
Showing someone’s body naked and from the rear ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1086. mondegreen n
A misheard song lyric ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1087. railway cake n
Fruitcake sold by the slice, typically on trains and at stations ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1088. perkins n
Perquisites ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1089. Crappy Bleater n
The erstwhile roadside restaurant chain Happy Eater ● 18 Jan ’25 >
1090. codslaw n
Coleslaw ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1091. battenberg n
A police response vehicle ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1092. Witherspoons n
Wetherspoons, aka Spoons, the UK pub chain specialising in low prices, sticky floors and light recreational fascism ● 28 Feb ’25 >
1093. it gives me the pip exp
I find it annoying or irritating ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1094. squozen v
Squeezed ● 28 Jan ’25 >
1095. Rod & Staff n
The erstwhile Surrey electrician Rod Green and his sidekick ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1096. Lesbianese adj
Lebanese ● 31 Mar ’25 >
1097. Santa Masakeena n
San Tomas Aquino ● 27 Jun ’25 >
1098. eyes on your own plate! exp
You have all been served a fair portion, so don’t go eyeing up your siblings’ plates ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1099. allergict adj
Allergic ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1100. we know a song about that, don’t we? exp
Used to flag up a double entendre. Works similarly to “as the actress said to the bishop” and “that’s what she said” ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1101. new notes exp
I don’t accept second-best ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1102. underblench n
Faint aroma of whatever it is the bleach was supposed to eradicate ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1103. Heathery Bongo n
Hemdean Road in Caversham RG4 ● 25 Aug ’25 >
1104. administrivia n
Administrative trivia. Valueless paperwork ● 04 Apr ’25 >
1105. jols n
Holidays ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1106. myth of future availability exp
The condition where your diary for a few weeks ahead looks pretty empty, and you somehow believe that THIS TIME it won’t fill up before that week arrives ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1107. allons le tout cochon exp
Let’s go the whole hog. Let us splash out on every optional extra ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1108. land holding hands exp
When two aircraft land in sync on parallel runways ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1109. weps n
Wasp ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1110. Mike Spilligan n
Spike Milligan, Irish comedian who wrote the Goon Show among other works ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1111. Nissan Dormobile n
The aria Nessun dorma from Puccini’s Turandot ● 30 Sep ’25 >
1112. Weston-super-Merde n
The unappealing Somerset seaside town Weston-super-Mare ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1113. Penis van Lesbian n
The American entertainer, and byword for an atrocious Cockney accent, Dick van Dyke ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1114. people who live in glass houses should undress in the dark exp
Variation on the proverb People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1115. flapnel n
Foreign paper money of little use after returning home ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1116. what’s that you’re almost wearing? exp
I consider your attire too scanty ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1117. slab-sided bottycrack n
Lumpen inelegant bombastic river cruiser. Can also refer to an SUV with similar characteristics ● 29 Oct ’25 >
1118. The Glums n
The musical Les Misérables ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1119. Eeel-Fra-Koom n
The Devon seaside town Ilfracombe ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1120. vennimal n
Image of an animal made from ellipses ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1121. snow buzzards n
Snowbirds, folk who migrate from northern North America to warmer places further south for the winter ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1122. Louis Baleep n
Louis Philippe I, last-but-one king of the French 1830-45 and last to be called King ● 24 Nov ’25 >
1123. rattle some pans v
Start preparing a meal ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1124. things are worth what you pay for them, so here’s some free advice exp
I am about to give you some advice – that you might find patronising – in a self-effacing manner ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1125. coached egg n
Poached egg ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1126. meet the Danish delegation v
Visit the lavatory for purpose no. 2 ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1127. Roger’s Knickers n
The Yoguslavian (now Croatian) town Rogoznica ● 26 Nov ’25 >
1128. tantric farewell n
When the period between a person saying they intend to leave a place or gathering and their actual departure proves to be uncomfortably protracted ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1129. custode v
Look after. Hold on to ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1130. nosebags! exc
You are eating that rather quickly and unappreciatively ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1131. who put the bozo in cambozola? exp
Just a silly saying, that usefully serves as a spelling mnemonic for this splendid German cheese (which is sometimes known as blue brie) with an Italian name and French connections ● 09 Dec ’25 >
1132. bashi bazooka n
A bra that induces notable forward projection of the busty substances ● 07 Jan >
1133. fidgety-fidge adj
Excessively fidgety ● 07 Jan >
1134. where’d you get your licence? Off the back of a Wheaties packet?! exp
I consider you an indifferent driver… at best ● 07 Jan >
1135. sherbet n
Alcoholic drink ● 07 Jan >
1136. gist-perfect adj
Accurately describes a finding, opinion or assertion while failing to recall its exact words ● 07 Jan >
1137. Micky Bubbles n
Canadian singer Michael Bublé ● 07 Jan >
1138. tits a bit nipply exp
It’s a bit chilly ● 07 Jan >
1139. the 11ᵗʰ man delusion n
A belief in one’s ability to beat overwhelming odds ● 07 Jan >
1140. gazogene n
A kitchen device – such as those made by Sodastream – for putting fizz into plain water ● 07 Jan >
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